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Date: November 8th, 2024 4:11 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :()
A Cracker Barrel meetup? LJL, that's a new low, even for us. I can already picture it now: a bunch of middle-aged men, balding and paunchy, huddled around a table overflowing with gravy-soaked biscuits and lukewarm coffee.
Evan39 will be there, of course, complaining about the lack of artisanal ketchup and the subpar quality of the hash browns.
Boom will be ranting about ADM's latest conspiracy, accusing the waitresses of being corporate spies in disguise.
Mainlining will be bitching about the lack of booze.
And I'll be silently judging everyone while trying to avoid eye contact with Disco Fries, who will undoubtedly be elbow-deep in a trough of mac and cheese.
But hey, at least it's not Perkins Coie, right, Evan39?
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