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What is the single greatest scene in any lawyer movie?
| lucius quinctius cincinnatus | 10/20/25 |
| Covid was a Hoax | 10/20/25 |
| jewish rat scurrying through underground tunnels | 10/20/25 |
| We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses | 10/20/25 |
| jewish rat scurrying through underground tunnels | 10/20/25 |
| UhOh | 10/20/25 |
| I don't collect things, I collect experiences | 10/20/25 |
| cell phones | 10/20/25 |
| cannon | 10/20/25 |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I'm going to go with the scene in The Devil's Advocate when Keanu Reeves notices that Pacino's wearing lifts. It foretells the rest of the movie. It also has obvious parallels to IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788090&forum_id=2/#49362221) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Covid was a Hoax the lawyer getting bit in half by the t-rex in jurassic park in the porta-potty
the lawyer from wall street getting told "take a walk around the block" by gordon gekko before meeting with martin sheen or whatever
the lawyer from pretty woman trying to rape richard gere's hooker girlfriend and getting brutally rejected
the lawyer from aliens siding with the aliens and then being brutally killed by them. |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: jewish rat scurrying through underground tunnels slam dunk poast👌 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788090&forum_id=2/#49362228) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788090&forum_id=2/#49362254) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: jewish rat scurrying through underground tunnels the scene in Jurassic Park where the t-rex eats the kike lawyer who scurries away to the outhouse to try to hide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788090&forum_id=2/#49362227) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: UhOh NOW IMAGINE SHES WHITE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788090&forum_id=2/#49362232) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: I don't collect things, I collect experiences The gratuitous shot at Lieutenant Weinberg during the Jack Nicholson monologue in A Few Good Men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788090&forum_id=2/#49362240) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: cell phones its obviously the lawyer spiting the judge by bringing in 47 tons of mail delivered to Santa Claus in "Miracle on 34th St", and thereby winning his case
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: cannon Michael Clayton opening monologue
“Arthur Edens: Michael. Dear Michael. Of course it's you, who else could they send, who else could be trusted? I... I know it's a long way and you're ready to go to work... all I'm saying is wait, just wait, just-just-just... please hear me out because this is not an episode, relapse, fuck-up, it's... I'm begging you Michael. I'm begging you. Try and make believe this is not just madness because this is not just madness. Two weeks ago I came out of the building, okay, I'm running across Sixth Avenue, there's a car waiting, I got exactly 38 minutes to get to the airport and I'm dictating. There's this, this panicked associate sprinting along beside me, scribbling in a notepad, and suddenly she starts screaming, and I realize we're standing in the middle of the street, the light's changed, there's this wall of traffic, serious traffic speeding towards us, and I... I-I freeze, I can't move, and I'm suddenly consumed with the overwhelming sensation that I'm covered with some sort of film. It's in my hair, my face... it's like a glaze... like a... a coating, and... at first I thought, oh my god, I know what this is, this is some sort of amniotic - embryonic - fluid. I'm drenched in afterbirth, I've-I've breached the chrysalis, I've been reborn. But then the traffic, the stampede, the cars, the trucks, the horns, the screaming and I'm thinking no-no-no-no, reset, this is not rebirth, this is some kind of giddy illusion of renewal that happens in the final moment before death. And then I realize no-no-no, this is completely wrong because I look back at the building and I had the most stunning moment of clarity. I... I... I... I realized Michael, that I had emerged not from the doors of Kenner, Bach, and Ledeen, not through the portals of our vast and powerful law firm, but from the asshole of an organism whose sole function is to excrete the... the-the-the poison, the ammo, the defoliant necessary for other, larger, more powerful organisms to destroy the miracle of humanity. And that I had been coated in this patina of shit for the best part of my life. The stench of it and the stain of it would in all likelihood take the rest of my life to undo. And you know what I did? I took a deep cleansing breath and I set that notion aside. I tabled it. I said to myself as clear as this may be, as potent a feeling as this is, as true a thing as I believe that I have witnessed today, it must wait. It must stand the test of time. And Michael, the time is now.” |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Covid was a Hoax this one was great too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh62SjGdI0s
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