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Caroline Ellison gets out of jail in July. What's next for her?

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Comical Patrolman
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
Stirring Heaven
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Comical Patrolman
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
Stirring Heaven
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Comical Patrolman
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
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razzle dopamine double fault
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snowy principal's office
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Comical Patrolman
  12/15/25
JFC
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Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition
Topaz meetinghouse
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Team up with Elizabeth Holmes
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Phenotype Freaks
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The OnlyFans Freak Carnival
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Imagine the smell.
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Only fans obviously
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510436)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Stirring Heaven

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510444)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Stirring Heaven

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510463)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: Stirring Heaven

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510473)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: razzle dopamine double fault



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: massive sienna blood rage brunch



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: bistre fortuitous meteor

onlyfans/podcaster

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: emerald nighttime public bath

Unnnnngh

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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: snowy principal's office

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Gold abusive dingle berry bawdyhouse

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49511520)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Topaz meetinghouse

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: appetizing hominid pozpig

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49511518)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Gold abusive dingle berry bawdyhouse

Phenotype Freaks

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Topaz meetinghouse

The OnlyFans Freak Carnival

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Doobsian feces roast beef

Imagine the smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49526648)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: glassy startled codepig

Only fans obviously

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