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SOYUZ
  07/31/25
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caitlin clark's groin masseuse
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SOYUZ
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ifrit
  07/31/25
also the lawyers are responsible for regulating their own in...
sinister jewish AI executive
  07/31/25
haha yeah haha
SOYUZ
  07/31/25
great moat against ai though
t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  07/31/25
don't most people here accept that their role is primarily m...
t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/31/25
Idk I think helping the customer at AutoZone find the windsh...
SOYUZ
  07/31/25
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sinister jewish AI executive
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
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SOYUZ
  07/31/25
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t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/31/25
"Before I was in the NBA I was a garbage man. I liked p...
SOYUZ
  07/31/25
me and d constantly talk about how each job we've had has be...
t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/31/25
Does he still POAST? I miss that gorgeous guy.
SOYUZ
  07/31/25
he's always been more of a lurker. i think he has a pumo but...
t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/31/25
Tell him that I gave of counsel head
SOYUZ
  07/31/25
won't have a chance much longer his hot new wife has inspire...
t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/31/25
Did they form babby? Is she still jealous of your sister and...
SOYUZ
  07/31/25
they just got married this year so no babby lol. and she jus...
t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/31/25
If you see my father... Tell him 😑
SOYUZ
  07/31/25
i'll murder him to death as that is deserved per your moral ...
t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/31/25
Wait I have concerns about estate planning
SOYUZ
  07/31/25
That's what you do for your employer.
Candy Ride
  07/31/25
as opposed to you, who delivers value to your clients by... ...
t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/31/25
Keep sucking Jew dick for a W-2 paycheck.
Candy Ride
  07/31/25
remember how tried to get cslg to mentor you and they gave u...
t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/31/25
I'm not ZZZ, W-2eratttt.
Candy Ride
  07/31/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513109&mc=...
t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  08/01/25
I am not a lawyer, I am merely a functionary
...,,...,,....,.,.,.,.,...,,,,,,,........,.,.,.,.
  07/31/25
Compliance doesn't just happen, you know?
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...,,...,,....,.,.,.,.,...,,,,,,,........,.,.,.,.
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SOYUZ
  07/31/25
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  07/31/25
'lawyer' is one of the earliest discrete trades/jobs that em...
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
  07/31/25
Ghengis Kahn did not have lawyers but instead a team of wiza...
SOYUZ
  07/31/25
As soon as there are powerful men the first thing they want ...
Candy Ride
  07/31/25
LAW SOLDIER TP
SOYUZ
  07/31/25
(candy ride filing notice of victory against revolutionaries...
t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  08/01/25
i had a gay homosexual's computer robot smarterchild generat...
Theotokos is based
  07/31/25
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CriminalConversation
  07/31/25
Absolutely Disgusting
a pretext for jewish money laundering schemes
  07/31/25
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*unzips* go on
  08/01/25


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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: SOYUZ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49145874)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: caitlin clark's groin masseuse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49145879)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: SOYUZ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146002)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: ifrit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146004)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: sinister jewish AI executive

also the lawyers are responsible for regulating their own industry that makes all the laws, with no oversight haha really makes you think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146007)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: SOYUZ

haha yeah haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146017)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)

great moat against ai though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146020)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146024)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)

don't most people here accept that their role is primarily make work now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146023)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: SOYUZ

Idk I think helping the customer at AutoZone find the windshield wiper fluid is fairly value-add.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146034)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: sinister jewish AI executive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146035)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146060)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: SOYUZ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146082)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146121)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: SOYUZ

"Before I was in the NBA I was a garbage man. I liked picking up trash. I felt like I was helping the city and my community." - Larry Joe Bird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146128)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)

me and d constantly talk about how each job we've had has been progressively important to society than the last. now we're solidly in "value extract" territory!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146234)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: SOYUZ

Does he still POAST? I miss that gorgeous guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146282)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)

he's always been more of a lurker. i think he has a pumo but i've never even asked what it is. not once has he made some reply to me referencing something that only i would know is him.

one of my other bffs r does that from time to time but i hardly ever see his moniker.

i think they're at the same level of xo engagement i was from 2010 - 2021 where i'd read big threads about current events or funny effort poasts that don't require xo lore, but scroll right past megapoaster banter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146405)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: SOYUZ

Tell him that I gave of counsel head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146425)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)

won't have a chance much longer his hot new wife has inspired him to cop breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146430)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: SOYUZ

Did they form babby? Is she still jealous of your sister and trying to cut off contact?

Just do use pussy to brainwash biglawyer, marriage and kids, cut off old friends, force him to cop breakfast, live a life of luxury in giant house with all competition eliminated.

Women are ONE EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146436)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)

they just got married this year so no babby lol. and she just took the bar this week, not a gold digger. and im meeting him in mfh tomorrow for michellin dinner and broadway like yny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147136)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: SOYUZ

If you see my father... Tell him 😑

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147180)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)

i'll murder him to death as that is deserved per your moral framework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147224)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: SOYUZ

Wait

I have concerns about estate planning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147237)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Candy Ride

That's what you do for your employer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146823)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)

as opposed to you, who delivers value to your clients by... getting pwned by epah and discover?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147144)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Keep sucking Jew dick for a W-2 paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147233)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)

remember how tried to get cslg to mentor you and they gave up because of how autistic and stupid you are? crazy how you were a philosemite then. what a principled based bigot you are!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147263)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride

I'm not ZZZ, W-2eratttt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147301)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513109&mc=92&forum_id=2

you're either one of the best flame operators here or zzz. you're painfully dumb. you even admitted it several times accidentally because you're stupid, tsinah accidentally did, and everyone talks it about it off bort.

lmao why do you even show your ass this way and follow me around? stop being an mpc faggot and seething. i'd never interact with you if you didn't takes all these shots at other people's careers when you put on the most embarrassing legal performance in the service of making almost no money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147822)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: ...,,...,,....,.,.,.,.,...,,,,,,,........,.,.,.,.


I am not a lawyer, I am merely a functionary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146271)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Compliance doesn't just happen, you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146273)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: ...,,...,,....,.,.,.,.,...,,,,,,,........,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146277)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: SOYUZ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146278)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146281)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


'lawyer' is one of the earliest discrete trades/jobs that emerges in any sort of complex society. sumerians had lawyers. ancient china had a law caste while other chinese were fiddling around with bones trying to predict the future. pharaoh had legal counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146433)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: SOYUZ

Ghengis Kahn did not have lawyers but instead a team of wizards who could interpret the involvement of the gods on human affairs. U = poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146444)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Candy Ride

As soon as there are powerful men the first thing they want is protection. That's where lawyers and soldiers come from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146842)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: SOYUZ

LAW SOLDIER TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146845)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 6:18 AM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)

(candy ride filing notice of victory against revolutionaries as the guillotine slices through his client)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147825)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Theotokos is based

i had a gay homosexual's computer robot smarterchild generate my workproduct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146846)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: CriminalConversation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147564)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: a pretext for jewish money laundering schemes

Absolutely Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49146888)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: *unzips* go on (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756717&forum_id=2/#49147823)