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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Amber Weed Whacker
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Cyan plaza death wish
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Cyan plaza death wish
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Alcoholic hissy fit
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Cyan plaza death wish
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Alcoholic hissy fit
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Cyan plaza death wish
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Amber Weed Whacker
  01/05/26
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Amber Weed Whacker
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Cyan plaza death wish
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Amber Weed Whacker
  01/06/26
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Cordovan pea-brained crotch
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Cyan plaza death wish
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
arousing business firm
  01/06/26
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sapphire vigorous national
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
navy forum preventive strike
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Cyan plaza death wish
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Scarlet pistol ticket booth
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Cyan plaza death wish
  01/06/26
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Spectacular Water Buffalo
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
navy forum preventive strike
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Cyan plaza death wish
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Scarlet pistol ticket booth
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Cyan plaza death wish
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Scarlet pistol ticket booth
  01/06/26
Lmao
Amber Weed Whacker
  01/06/26
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180 codepig
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Deep Space
  01/06/26
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Alcoholic hissy fit
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Amber Weed Whacker

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Cyan plaza death wish

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Cyan plaza death wish

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic hissy fit

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Cyan plaza death wish

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic hissy fit

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Cyan plaza death wish

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Amber Weed Whacker

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Amber Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Cyan plaza death wish

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Amber Weed Whacker

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Cordovan pea-brained crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Cyan plaza death wish

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: arousing business firm

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: sapphire vigorous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: navy forum preventive strike

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Cyan plaza death wish

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Scarlet pistol ticket booth

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Cyan plaza death wish

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Spectacular Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: navy forum preventive strike

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Cyan plaza death wish

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Scarlet pistol ticket booth

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Cyan plaza death wish

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Scarlet pistol ticket booth

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Amber Weed Whacker

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: 180 codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Deep Space

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566761)