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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
wwop
Sienna Location
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
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motley garrison
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
Marvelous olive kitchen
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Rough-skinned incel
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
bossy pistol senate
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
cerebral sneaky criminal property
  10/06/25
How old was she
provocative slippery home
  10/06/25
19
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
provocative slippery home
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
provocative slippery home
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
provocative slippery home
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
alcoholic lay
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
provocative slippery home
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
provocative slippery home
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
provocative slippery home
  10/06/25
mfcr
Sienna Location
  10/06/25
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bossy pistol senate
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
Razzmatazz tan kitty library
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
cerebral sneaky criminal property
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
Razzmatazz tan kitty library
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
...
Razzmatazz tan kitty library
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
mint public bath
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Rough-skinned incel
  10/06/25
As if
slimy hateful corn cake stead
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
alcoholic lay
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
bossy pistol senate
  10/06/25
Yes
provocative slippery home
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
alcoholic lay
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
Honey-headed pea-brained lodge coldplay fan
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
alcoholic lay
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
180 monikor
alcoholic lay
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
Bespoke green windowlicker
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
provocative slippery home
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
alcoholic lay
  10/06/25
me too
bossy pistol senate
  10/06/25
...
self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
Fantasy-prone school cafeteria
  10/06/25
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Hairraiser immigrant pit
  10/06/25
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Razzmatazz tan kitty library
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
Hilarious state rigor
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
autistic teen
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
mint public bath
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
Razzmatazz tan kitty library
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
alcoholic lay
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
alcoholic lay
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
alcoholic lay
  10/06/25
Nice edit
self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
alcoholic lay
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
Razzmatazz tan kitty library
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
chartreuse athletic conference
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
Razzmatazz tan kitty library
  10/06/25
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very tactful stag film half-breed
  10/06/25
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Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
emerald aphrodisiac spot
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
Razzmatazz tan kitty library
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
Razzmatazz tan kitty library
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
Razzmatazz tan kitty library
  10/06/25
Ok
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
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self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
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Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
Liar!
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
charismatic address
  10/06/25
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Hairraiser immigrant pit
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
self-centered magenta hell dysfunction
  10/06/25
21 actually.
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
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Honey-headed pea-brained lodge coldplay fan
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
Razzmatazz tan kitty library
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
galvanic black step-uncle's house philosopher-king
  10/06/25
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Alcoholic vibrant jap
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
drab razzle set
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
180 lettuce crotch
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
histrionic apoplectic turdskin
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
Maniacal digit ratio space
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
Beady-eyed useless therapy business firm
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
Alcoholic vibrant jap
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
Honey-headed pea-brained lodge coldplay fan
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
Beady-eyed useless therapy business firm
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
Copper church
  10/06/25
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supple henna pozpig resort
  10/06/25
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
White background story
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
Copper church
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
Impertinent yellow hairy legs
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
Comical mischievous persian parlor
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Autistic exciting regret parlour
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
up-to-no-good ticket booth shitlib
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
passionate hunting ground gaping
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
Adventurous Sweet Tailpipe Friendly Grandma
  10/06/25
pics?
Hairraiser immigrant pit
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
Lascivious hall milk
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
Bespoke green windowlicker
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
Arousing Light Queen Of The Night
  10/07/25
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chartreuse athletic conference
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
Wonderful beta wrinkle
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
bloomington
  10/11/25


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Sienna Location

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: motley garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328905)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Marvelous olive kitchen

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Rough-skinned incel

*The Crush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329556)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: bossy pistol senate

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: cerebral sneaky criminal property

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: provocative slippery home

How old was she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328906)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: provocative slippery home

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: provocative slippery home

What do you mean “from irl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328941)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: provocative slippery home

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: alcoholic lay

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: provocative slippery home

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: provocative slippery home

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: provocative slippery home

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Sienna Location

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: bossy pistol senate



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan kitty library

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: cerebral sneaky criminal property

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan kitty library

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan kitty library



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: mint public bath

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned incel

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: slimy hateful corn cake stead

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: alcoholic lay

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: bossy pistol senate

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: provocative slippery home

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: alcoholic lay

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed pea-brained lodge coldplay fan

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: alcoholic lay

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: alcoholic lay

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Bespoke green windowlicker

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: provocative slippery home

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: alcoholic lay

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: bossy pistol senate

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone school cafeteria

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser immigrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan kitty library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Hilarious state rigor

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: autistic teen

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: mint public bath

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan kitty library

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: alcoholic lay

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: alcoholic lay

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: alcoholic lay

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: alcoholic lay

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan kitty library

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: chartreuse athletic conference

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan kitty library

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: very tactful stag film half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: emerald aphrodisiac spot

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan kitty library

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan kitty library

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan kitty library

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: charismatic address

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser immigrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: self-centered magenta hell dysfunction

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed pea-brained lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan kitty library

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: galvanic black step-uncle's house philosopher-king

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic vibrant jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: drab razzle set

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: 180 lettuce crotch

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: histrionic apoplectic turdskin

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: Maniacal digit ratio space

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed useless therapy business firm

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic vibrant jap

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Honey-headed pea-brained lodge coldplay fan

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed useless therapy business firm

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Copper church

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: supple henna pozpig resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330489)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: White background story

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Copper church

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Impertinent yellow hairy legs

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Comical mischievous persian parlor

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Autistic exciting regret parlour

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ticket booth shitlib

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: passionate hunting ground gaping

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Sweet Tailpipe Friendly Grandma

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser immigrant pit

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Lascivious hall milk

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Bespoke green windowlicker

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Arousing Light Queen Of The Night

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: chartreuse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Wonderful beta wrinkle

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2/#49342349)