I reserve the right to add to this list.

He’s kind of a childish joke, isn’t he folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622695&forum_id=2/#48269019)

No you haven't. Those are literally your photos, you are disgustingly obese, and have zero muscle mass. You are physically pathetic.

"He’s said I’m dumb. I showed him I scored higher than him on internet IQ tests."

I think this poast is pretty immediate evidence that you're stupid. You won't understand that, ofc, being a retard, but it's not really for you that I make these poasts anyway.

"He says my poems were terrible and outted me with them. General consensus is that they were reasonable for someone at a masters level in the subject."

In fact, that was not the consensus. About twenty different poasters thought they were awful and made fun of them, and three or four tried to defend you. If they were representative of a MyMasters level of work -- ljfl -- then even this bort overrates the value in a MyMasters.

"He said he could write a better brief/ argue a bad case better but that sort of vanished once he read the cases that apply and had his wife walk him thru some of the “foreign” issues."

I literally said I would do a moot court round against you at any point. Because you know you are a fucking retard, and would be abjectly humiliated in ways you might finally internalize forever, you refused. I will take you up on this at any time with a week's notice.

"He accuses me of being a bad father but I’m raising a great kid and he is doing great and knows we’ve got his back."

You are so fucking weird in public with your kid that random waitresses think you have abducted him. To anyone else, that would be a wakeup call to get some fucking social coaching or something. There is no fucking way a social pathogen like you has positively contributed to his development, except perhaps as a negative example.

"He says my wife is bad but she adores me and has stayed with me for more than 20 years."

You literally have complained to the board about her doing insane nagging shit that you are powerless to stop. I typed out two more especially unkind sentences about her but I deleted them because I don't have any real desire to shit on anyone here but you. Suffice it to say that if you two are a match, that speaks poorly of her.

"He calls me incompetent lawyer but I could take the bench any time and have won cases worth millions."

You are literally afraid to do an online moot court round against someone without a law degree, with nothing on the line but your online reputation on a case you did a federal oral argument for. You should be able to do that with no notes and no additional prep and win. We all heard why you won't though: you really, REALLY fucking suck lmao. You come here and ask basic jurisdiction questions that even I could fucking figure out with 5 minutes of Google to find the statutes in question, and you have a literal child's understanding of "bad faith" -- you are a fucking retard and a terrible attorney.

Oh! I almost forgot! YOU ARE ENORMOUSLY FAT, AND YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE. That's why you made this OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622695&forum_id=2/#48270681)