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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
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cheese-eating crackhouse cuckold
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Galvanic scarlet home
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
bistre pisswyrm
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
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Floppy location keepsake machete
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
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Floppy location keepsake machete
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
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Floppy location keepsake machete
  12/17/25
Incredible
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
boom lives
Razzle-dazzle opaque stead
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
bistre pisswyrm
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
spruce shitlib
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
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Floppy location keepsake machete
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
wmtp
silver stage
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Adventurous Selfie House
  12/17/25
Strong contender
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Adventurous Selfie House
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Adventurous Selfie House
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Cerebral cordovan theater messiness
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orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
evan39
Unhinged School Cafeteria Candlestick Maker
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
cheese-eating crackhouse cuckold
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
fuchsia stain spot
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
fuchsia stain spot
  12/17/25
who are you
Razzle-dazzle opaque stead
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
fuchsia stain spot
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Razzle-dazzle opaque stead
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Unhinged School Cafeteria Candlestick Maker
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
dead hot temple
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
fuchsia stain spot
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
fuchsia stain spot
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
fuchsia stain spot
  12/18/25
whokobe
Razzle-dazzle opaque stead
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Cerebral cordovan theater messiness
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Cerebral cordovan theater messiness
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
cocky alcoholic hairy legs newt
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Razzle-dazzle opaque stead
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
cocky alcoholic hairy legs newt
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Razzle-dazzle opaque stead
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
cocky alcoholic hairy legs newt
  12/17/25
Who is IH
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/17/25
(n00b)
cocky alcoholic hairy legs newt
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Olive fat ankles space
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
motley kitchen becky
  12/18/25
Stfu
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Talking Community Account Kitty Cat
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Iridescent boiling water locus
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
slippery tan stage faggot firefighter
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Bearded Buff Casino Toilet Seat
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
orchid gay wizard pervert
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Olive fat ankles space
  12/18/25
Boom
grizzly institution associate
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razzle cerise whorehouse trump supporter
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Galvanic scarlet home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: bistre pisswyrm

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Floppy location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Floppy location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Floppy location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle opaque stead

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: bistre pisswyrm

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: spruce shitlib

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Floppy location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: silver stage

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Selfie House

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Adventurous Selfie House

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Adventurous Selfie House

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Cerebral cordovan theater messiness

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Unhinged School Cafeteria Candlestick Maker

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse cuckold

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: fuchsia stain spot

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: fuchsia stain spot

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle opaque stead

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: fuchsia stain spot

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle opaque stead

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Unhinged School Cafeteria Candlestick Maker

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: dead hot temple

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: fuchsia stain spot

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: fuchsia stain spot

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: fuchsia stain spot

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle opaque stead

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Cerebral cordovan theater messiness

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Cerebral cordovan theater messiness

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: cocky alcoholic hairy legs newt

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle opaque stead

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: cocky alcoholic hairy legs newt

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle opaque stead

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: cocky alcoholic hairy legs newt

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: cocky alcoholic hairy legs newt

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Olive fat ankles space

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: motley kitchen becky

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Talking Community Account Kitty Cat

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Iridescent boiling water locus

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: slippery tan stage faggot firefighter

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Bearded Buff Casino Toilet Seat

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: orchid gay wizard pervert

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Olive fat ankles space

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: grizzly institution associate

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: razzle cerise whorehouse trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519546)