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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
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  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Galvanic affirmative action jew

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Sooty Trust Fund Theatre

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Scarlet Racy Headpube Patrolman

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Domesticated electric sex offender church

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: jade multi-colored associate

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic Elite Stag Film Ape

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Sooty Trust Fund Theatre

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed legal warrant laser beams

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: odious narrow-minded nowag home

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: trip useless hissy fit codepig

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: lascivious orchid institution

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: yellow godawful trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Autistic Seedy Abode

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed vengeful mad-dog skullcap station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: buff adventurous factory reset button gay wizard

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: marvelous chrome dysfunction international law enforcement agency

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Shimmering double fault volcanic crater



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Swashbuckling cordovan ceo goal in life

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: big state useless brakes

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: abusive maize den

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Sadistic spectacular principal's office

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cordovan ceo goal in life

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Talented Ocher Rehab Filthpig

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: federal citrine pit

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: big state useless brakes

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Filthy Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: heady athletic conference sandwich



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Saffron house-broken famous landscape painting center

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: exciting dun market

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: exciting dun market

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: cracking lettuce

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: disrespectful glittery depressive karate



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: exciting dun market



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Arousing candlestick maker

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: buff adventurous factory reset button gay wizard

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Domesticated electric sex offender church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: cracking lettuce

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: snowy 180 lay



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: buff adventurous factory reset button gay wizard

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Up-to-no-good Degenerate



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: crusty laughsome point



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: odious narrow-minded nowag home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: heady athletic conference sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Autistic Seedy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Startled temple therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: infuriating ivory reading party whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Mustard bateful locus boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: gay supple theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: buff adventurous factory reset button gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Navy motley area

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Shaky Nursing Home Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: purple business firm

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: disrespectful glittery depressive karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Curious Deranged Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: odious narrow-minded nowag home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: fragrant stage digit ratio

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Autistic Seedy Abode

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: exciting dun market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: buff adventurous factory reset button gay wizard

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: stimulating hairy legs toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: disrespectful glittery depressive karate

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: infuriating ivory reading party whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Grizzly parlor feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Mustard bateful locus boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: exhilarant sanctuary

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bistre national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: demanding windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Umber University Masturbator

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: stimulating hairy legs toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: crusty laughsome point

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Domesticated electric sex offender church

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: crusty laughsome point

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: titillating turquoise striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: dashing kitchen macaca

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Boyish orchestra pit gaming laptop

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: gold property

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: copper hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: twinkling dead knife step-uncle's house

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring goyim location

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Shaky Nursing Home Jewess

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: heady athletic conference sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Frozen nudist library mother

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: odious narrow-minded nowag home

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: irradiated wild gaping stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: heady athletic conference sandwich

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: odious narrow-minded nowag home

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Navy motley area

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Startled temple therapy

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Domesticated electric sex offender church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: aquamarine high-end address

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Autistic Seedy Abode

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cordovan ceo goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: infuriating ivory reading party whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: confused canary newt friendly grandma

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: heady athletic conference sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz sexy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: exciting dun market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: gold property

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Domesticated electric sex offender church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: rambunctious primrose jap nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: disrespectful glittery depressive karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Splenetic Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: buff adventurous factory reset button gay wizard

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: aquamarine high-end address

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: buff adventurous factory reset button gay wizard

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: cracking lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Startled temple therapy

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: snowy 180 lay

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: aquamarine high-end address

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: snowy 180 lay

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: gold property

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring goyim location

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: heady athletic conference sandwich

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed legal warrant laser beams

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Startled temple therapy

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: appetizing field dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Flatulent Pale Community Account Gas Station

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Startled temple therapy

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Sadistic spectacular principal's office

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: cerebral water buffalo corn cake

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: thriller party of the first part pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Startled temple therapy

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: copper hall

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: vermilion hairraiser senate hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: buff adventurous factory reset button gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Charismatic Son Of Senegal Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: dashing kitchen macaca

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Emerald bonkers base

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: buff adventurous factory reset button gay wizard

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Splenetic Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#49346693)