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Scottie Scheffler in the SLAMMER

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Histrionic lettuce
  05/17/24
According to ESPN reporter Jeff Darlington, who witnessed th...
Yellow wonderful becky
  05/17/24
what a faggot cop
sooty idea he suggested
  05/17/24
ljl at amerikkka once again, if this happened in china (it n...
arousing stage people who are hurt
  05/17/24
This is the kind of situation where the cop really should be...
Bateful Point
  05/17/24
Scottie Scheffler will overcome this adversity and shoot 14 ...
Crystalline free-loading market
  05/17/24
*Saudi businessman hands cop briefcase full of cash and Smas...
Aqua out-of-control field
  05/17/24
Will be hilarious if this ends up turning country club white...
glassy concupiscible cumskin
  05/17/24
When it rains, it pours.
Crystalline free-loading market
  05/17/24
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buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping
  05/17/24
180 arrest that thug
sexy factory reset button
  05/17/24
The Louisville chief of police must be having a great day.
marvelous church feces
  05/17/24
2 2x masters champions currently in the slammer now - woah
buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping
  05/17/24
Angel Cabrerra is still in prison?
Anal laughsome hall
  05/17/24
looks like he's been on parole since 12/23 https://www.es...
buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping
  05/17/24
He is taking classes to graduate the 6th grade? That article...
sexy factory reset button
  05/17/24
there's got to be body cam video of this... right?
buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping
  05/17/24
If he somehow managed to get released in time to make his te...
marvelous church feces
  05/17/24
Great tongue twister
odious sick tattoo
  05/17/24
docket sheet: https://twitter.com/NUCLRGOLF/status/179144...
buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping
  05/17/24
lol he could have Spaceporn as his lawyer and still get thos...
Anal laughsome hall
  05/17/24
vid/pics: https://twitter.com/i/status/179143283826228024...
buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping
  05/17/24
Was this at the spot where the shuttle bus killed some pedes...
Aqua out-of-control field
  05/17/24
He just got to the course.
Histrionic lettuce
  05/17/24
Is he in his prison attire?
marvelous church feces
  05/17/24
would be 180 to play a round in the orange jumpsuit
Diverse Native
  05/17/24
180 hopefully this thug rots in jail
black jew
  05/17/24
Why does someone need to be “booked” in a &ldquo...
buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping
  05/17/24
just do jail app
big coral shrine
  05/17/24
xo scottie almost holed out from the fairway on his first ho...
Aqua out-of-control field
  05/17/24
MUG SHOT https://x.com/GolfDigest/status/1791441246726029...
sooty idea he suggested
  05/17/24
why is his head cropped?
buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping
  05/17/24
they typically don't arrest tall men and camera wasn't set u...
Aqua out-of-control field
  05/17/24
or they wanted to highlight his baldness
buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping
  05/17/24
*Morgan Freeman voice* "Kentucky never hosted anothe...
smoky fluffy resort
  05/17/24
-4 today thru 14, two shots off the lead. I feel like this w...
Anal laughsome hall
  05/17/24
Who is this "Mark Hubbard" dork in 2nd? He looks l...
Aqua out-of-control field
  05/17/24
It's Old Mother Hubbard's grandson.
sexy factory reset button
  05/17/24
I always assumed the M stood for Mother
kink-friendly set
  05/17/24
I’ve hit behind close trees but never been in jail lik...
zombie-like deranged gas station incel
  05/17/24
Imagine if it was a black player.
zombie-like deranged gas station incel
  05/17/24
Tiger nearly gets his leg amputated while hopped up on goofb...
Histrionic lettuce
  05/17/24
Ordinarily I'd side with the officer because it sounds prett...
Cobalt Plaza Rigor
  05/17/24
"police instructions" = some meathead on a power t...
buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping
  05/18/24
Cops are bitches who more closely resemble criminals than ci...
provocative parlour
  05/18/24


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Date: May 17th, 2024 7:54 AM
Author: Histrionic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669169)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 8:11 AM
Author: Yellow wonderful becky

According to ESPN reporter Jeff Darlington, who witnessed the incident, Scheffler was trying to drive around the crash scene on a median. A police officer instructed Scheffler to stop, but Scheffler continued to drive about 10 to 20 yards toward the entrance.

At one point, an officer attached himself to the side of Scheffler's car. Scheffler stopped his car as he turned into the entrance of Valhalla Golf Club.

After about 20 to 30 seconds, Scheffler rolled down his window to talk to the officer. The officer grabbed Scheffler's arm to pull him out of the vehicle, according to Darlington. The officer reached inside the vehicle to open the door, and once Scheffler was pulled out, he was pushed against the car and placed in handcuffs.

Darlington was standing at the entrance when Scheffler was detained. Darlington said Scheffler turned to him and asked, "Can you help?"

According to Darlington, an officer instructed him to back away.

"You need to get out of the way," the officer told Darlington. "There's nothing you can do. Scottie Scheffler is going to jail."

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idk, sounds like Scheffler got stressed out and made a dumb decision, then the meathead police officer decided to make it all about himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669191)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 8:15 AM
Author: sooty idea he suggested

what a faggot cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669198)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 8:44 AM
Author: arousing stage people who are hurt

ljl at amerikkka once again, if this happened in china (it never wld cause chink cops arent meathead retards) u fags wld use it against gorgeous china non stop

but when it happens to one of the few non-methhead birdshits left in the country, someone that shld be ur hero, u will pass it off as just part of amerikkka

ljl wat a shithole country, persian cops are furking way more civilized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669226)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Bateful Point

This is the kind of situation where the cop really should be doxxed and his family should be harassed in public and have their social media blown up until he quits and becomes the rent-a-cop he was always destined to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669316)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 8:16 AM
Author: Crystalline free-loading market

Scottie Scheffler will overcome this adversity and shoot 14 under today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669200)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Aqua out-of-control field

*Saudi businessman hands cop briefcase full of cash and Smash GC apparel*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669230)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 8:53 AM
Author: glassy concupiscible cumskin

Will be hilarious if this ends up turning country club whites against pigs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669234)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: Crystalline free-loading market

When it rains, it pours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669252)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669264)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: sexy factory reset button

180 arrest that thug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669251)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: marvelous church feces

The Louisville chief of police must be having a great day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669255)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping

2 2x masters champions currently in the slammer now - woah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669258)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Anal laughsome hall

Angel Cabrerra is still in prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669270)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping

looks like he's been on parole since 12/23

https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/39148204/angel-cabrera-cleared-return-pga-tour-prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669275)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: sexy factory reset button

He is taking classes to graduate the 6th grade? That article is insane. I never even heard he got in trouble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669293)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping

there's got to be body cam video of this... right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669267)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: marvelous church feces

If he somehow managed to get released in time to make his tee time it would be the most 180 thing ever if he played in his prison jumpsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669268)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: odious sick tattoo

Great tongue twister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669274)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping

docket sheet:

https://twitter.com/NUCLRGOLF/status/1791445574526366161/photo/1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669278)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Anal laughsome hall

lol he could have Spaceporn as his lawyer and still get those charges dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669786)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping

vid/pics:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1791432838262280248

https://twitter.com/KylePorterCBS/status/1791423958710964321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669281)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Aqua out-of-control field

Was this at the spot where the shuttle bus killed some pedestrian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669432)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Histrionic lettuce

He just got to the course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669283)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: marvelous church feces

Is he in his prison attire?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669299)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Diverse Native

would be 180 to play a round in the orange jumpsuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669341)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: black jew

180 hopefully this thug rots in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669294)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping

Why does someone need to be “booked” in a “station” in 2024? It’s all a fraud to give power to the pigs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669301)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: big coral shrine

just do jail app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669343)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Aqua out-of-control field

xo scottie almost holed out from the fairway on his first hole for a second day in a row. FUCK THA POLICE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669428)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: sooty idea he suggested

MUG SHOT

https://x.com/GolfDigest/status/1791441246726029359

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669438)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping

why is his head cropped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669442)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Aqua out-of-control field

they typically don't arrest tall men and camera wasn't set up for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669449)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping

or they wanted to highlight his baldness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669454)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: smoky fluffy resort

*Morgan Freeman voice*

"Kentucky never hosted another PGA event"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669516)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 2:33 PM
Author: Anal laughsome hall

-4 today thru 14, two shots off the lead. I feel like this will end up being a PR boost for him. He’s had the charisma of my ballhairs up until this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669765)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Aqua out-of-control field

Who is this "Mark Hubbard" dork in 2nd? He looks like a Duplass brother schlubby hipster comedian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669771)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: sexy factory reset button

It's Old Mother Hubbard's grandson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669937)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly set

I always assumed the M stood for Mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669951)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: zombie-like deranged gas station incel

I’ve hit behind close trees but never been in jail like that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669775)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: zombie-like deranged gas station incel

Imagine if it was a black player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669782)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Histrionic lettuce

Tiger nearly gets his leg amputated while hopped up on goofballs and no one batted an eye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47669923)



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Date: May 17th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Cobalt Plaza Rigor

Ordinarily I'd side with the officer because it sounds pretty clear he just didn't follow police instructions, bt the fact that the officer report cites that his pants were "destroyed beyond repair" is just too fucking stupid for me to side with the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47670918)



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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: buff embarrassed to the bone sandwich gaping

"police instructions" = some meathead on a power trip and a short fuse shouting nonsense at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47672855)



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Date: May 18th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: provocative parlour

Cops are bitches who more closely resemble criminals than citizens. Fuck them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529461&forum_id=2/#47672868)