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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
Razzle Locus
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
sable dragon karate
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
Razzle Locus
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  12/23/25
...
seedy persian rehab
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  12/23/25
...
glittery useless philosopher-king
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  12/23/25
"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
hairless cordovan hall
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
Misanthropic yarmulke
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Trip gas station quadroon
  12/30/25
...
appetizing office
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
aromatic hyperventilating dingle berry
  12/24/25
...
Misanthropic yarmulke
  12/29/25
...
Trip gas station quadroon
  12/30/25
nature of the assignment
painfully honest public bath personal credit line
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  12/23/25
...
painfully honest public bath personal credit line
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  12/23/25
...
seedy persian rehab
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  12/23/25
tp
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/30/25
...
appetizing office
  12/31/25
...
Stimulating bossy fat ankles resort
  01/14/26
...
appetizing office
  01/14/26
I love cum and cocks brother
avocado old irish cottage
  12/23/25
...
Nubile Ruby Property Fortuitous Meteor
  12/29/25
The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
Talented mediation newt
  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
seedy persian rehab
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  12/23/25
...
Insane area goyim
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  12/23/25
...
sable dragon karate
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
jet station
  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
seedy persian rehab
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
jet station
  12/23/25
it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with ...
seedy persian rehab
  12/23/25
...
Racy university
  12/24/25
...
Aqua galvanic friendly grandma deer antler
  12/24/25
ran here
Trip gas station quadroon
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
passionate halford
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  12/23/25
...
painfully honest public bath personal credit line
  12/23/25
"tp."
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/31/25
...
appetizing office
  12/31/25
I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
pontificating masturbator
  12/23/25
180
appetizing office
  12/23/25
...
sable dragon karate
  12/23/25
...
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/23/25
...
Insane area goyim
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
lake whorehouse
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
hairraiser pearl institution
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
Haunting codepig crackhouse
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
aromatic hyperventilating dingle berry
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
seedy persian rehab
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
out-of-control filthpig
  12/23/25
...
high-end legal warrant stead
  12/23/25
tp
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/30/25
I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, ...
khaki swashbuckling parlour partner
  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
seedy persian rehab
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
ivory razzmatazz stage
  12/23/25
BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
ivory razzmatazz stage
  12/23/25
WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
jet station
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
Razzle Locus
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
jet station
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
Razzle Locus
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
naked jade bawdyhouse water buffalo
  12/23/25
89763247893264987342
jet station
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
Razzle Locus
  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
Milky Histrionic Casino
  12/23/25
...
appetizing office
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
naked jade bawdyhouse water buffalo
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
Rose thriller dysfunction
  12/23/25
Thanks!
Trip gas station quadroon
  12/23/25
...
naked jade bawdyhouse water buffalo
  12/23/25
Thanl!*
jet station
  12/23/25
...
Cracking stubborn native digit ratio
  12/31/25
You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot
spectacular stain knife
  12/23/25
...
swollen odious sweet tailpipe
  12/23/25
relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "da...
seedy persian rehab
  12/24/25
Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
Puce Coffee Pot
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
floppy sick orchestra pit
  12/23/25
Woah, CR
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/23/25
😽😽😽
appetizing office
  12/23/25
...
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/24/25
...
appetizing office
  12/29/25
Concerned Dad here,
Fragrant pit incel
  12/23/25
tp.
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/31/25
...
appetizing office
  12/31/25
...
supple stage
  01/09/26
...
appetizing office
  01/15/26
mostly BOM threads CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEG...
Maroon skinny woman
  12/24/25
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. towards...
seedy persian rehab
  12/24/25
Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his...
Indecent parlor chad
  12/24/25
...
aromatic hyperventilating dingle berry
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
Misanthropic yarmulke
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
Chrome lay alpha
  12/30/25
How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horr...
jet station
  12/24/25
...
Purple stag film
  12/30/25
...
Misanthropic yarmulke
  12/29/25
I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and ...
sooty hairy legs brunch
  12/24/25
...
Stimulating bossy fat ankles resort
  01/14/26
...
appetizing office
  01/14/26
Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII
Mind-boggling vengeful center
  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
Indecent parlor chad
  12/24/25
tp
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/31/25
...
appetizing office
  12/31/25
here’s the thing about peterman and doobs when doob...
Vivacious House-broken Lodge Kitty
  12/24/25
...
sadistic mexican cumskin
  12/24/25
...
Misanthropic yarmulke
  12/29/25
Deals have to close
Racy university
  12/24/25
tp
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/31/25
...
appetizing office
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
Rose thriller dysfunction
  12/24/25
tp
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
Puce Coffee Pot
  12/24/25
...
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/24/25
...
appetizing office
  12/29/25
MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
appetizing office
  12/29/25
180 cr tp
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/30/25
...
appetizing office
  12/31/25
"Oh, what a scholar!"
Aqua galvanic friendly grandma deer antler
  12/24/25
"tp."
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/30/25
...
appetizing office
  12/31/25
...
slate unhinged national telephone
  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
Bespoke Navy Base Party Of The First Part
  12/24/25
...
appetizing office
  01/14/26
I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
wine ticket booth azn
  12/25/25
I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times i...
Fiercely-loyal domesticated plaza internal respiration
  12/29/25
"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined ...
orange aphrodisiac sandwich
  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
boyish temple sex offender
  12/29/25
this was also boom
Misanthropic yarmulke
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
concupiscible abode famous landscape painting
  12/29/25
This.
Irate motley multi-billionaire black woman
  01/14/26
Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forg...
Maroon skinny woman
  12/30/25
The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the ...
provocative gaped queen of the night
  12/30/25
nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn l...
clear marvelous senate
  12/30/25
tp.
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/30/25
doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast...
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/30/25
Inuit man
flatulent mentally impaired market
  12/30/25
tp
Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive
  12/30/25
...
appetizing office
  01/09/26
Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I th...
Comical Cuckoldry Preventive Strike
  01/09/26
180^180
appetizing office
  01/09/26
...
supple stage
  01/14/26
...
appetizing office
  01/17/26


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Razzle Locus

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: sable dragon karate

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Razzle Locus

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: seedy persian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534372)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534375)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: glittery useless philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535572)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535590)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: hairless cordovan hall

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Misanthropic yarmulke

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Trip gas station quadroon

EVERY SINGLE TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49549293)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49596828)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: aromatic hyperventilating dingle berry

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Misanthropic yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Trip gas station quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49549292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: painfully honest public bath personal credit line

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: painfully honest public bath personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534358)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534359)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: seedy persian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534404)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Stimulating bossy fat ankles resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590186)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590190)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: avocado old irish cottage

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Nubile Ruby Property Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548918)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Talented mediation newt

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: seedy persian rehab

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534387)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Insane area goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534401)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: sable dragon karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534589)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: jet station

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: seedy persian rehab

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: jet station

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: seedy persian rehab

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Racy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537113)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Aqua galvanic friendly grandma deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537126)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Trip gas station quadroon

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49562316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: passionate halford

"I'm Gay"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534395)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534403)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: painfully honest public bath personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534689)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552247)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: pontificating masturbator

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: appetizing office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: sable dragon karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535803)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Insane area goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: lake whorehouse

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: hairraiser pearl institution

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Haunting codepig crackhouse

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: aromatic hyperventilating dingle berry

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: seedy persian rehab

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: out-of-control filthpig

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: high-end legal warrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: khaki swashbuckling parlour partner

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: seedy persian rehab

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: ivory razzmatazz stage

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: ivory razzmatazz stage

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: jet station

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Razzle Locus

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: jet station

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Razzle Locus

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: naked jade bawdyhouse water buffalo

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: jet station

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Razzle Locus

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Milky Histrionic Casino

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: naked jade bawdyhouse water buffalo

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Rose thriller dysfunction

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Trip gas station quadroon

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: naked jade bawdyhouse water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: jet station

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Cracking stubborn native digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: spectacular stain knife

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: swollen odious sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: seedy persian rehab

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Puce Coffee Pot

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: floppy sick orchestra pit

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: appetizing office

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Fragrant pit incel

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: supple stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Maroon skinny woman

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: seedy persian rehab

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Indecent parlor chad

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: aromatic hyperventilating dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic yarmulke

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Chrome lay alpha

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: jet station

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Purple stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Misanthropic yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: sooty hairy legs brunch

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Stimulating bossy fat ankles resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling vengeful center

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Indecent parlor chad

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Vivacious House-broken Lodge Kitty

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: sadistic mexican cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Racy university

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Rose thriller dysfunction

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Puce Coffee Pot

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: appetizing office

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Aqua galvanic friendly grandma deer antler

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: slate unhinged national telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Bespoke Navy Base Party Of The First Part

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: wine ticket booth azn

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal domesticated plaza internal respiration

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: orange aphrodisiac sandwich

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: boyish temple sex offender

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic yarmulke

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: concupiscible abode famous landscape painting

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Irate motley multi-billionaire black woman

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Maroon skinny woman

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: provocative gaped queen of the night

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: clear marvelous senate

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: flatulent mentally impaired market

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Flickering Arousing Cruise Ship Depressive

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Comical Cuckoldry Preventive Strike

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: appetizing office

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: supple stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49596831)