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Caroline Ellison gets out of jail in July. What's next for her?

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Dead associate heaven
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
Pungent Gaping
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Dead associate heaven
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
Pungent Gaping
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Dead associate heaven
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"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
Pungent Gaping
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Salmon azn crotch
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Unnnnngh
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Dead associate heaven
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JFC
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Team up with Elizabeth Holmes
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: Dead associate heaven



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Pungent Gaping

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: Dead associate heaven



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Pungent Gaping

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: Dead associate heaven



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: Pungent Gaping

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: Dead associate heaven



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Salmon azn crotch



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Fighting Kitty



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: glittery pink institution brethren

onlyfans/podcaster

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Seedy Site

Unnnnngh

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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: Gold marketing idea native

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ytcbm6/pinning_the_weasel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: Dead associate heaven



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Provocative pervert

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49511520)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Lime quadroon personal credit line

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: wonderful silver lay fat ankles

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49511518)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Dead associate heaven



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Provocative pervert

Phenotype Freaks

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Lime quadroon personal credit line

The OnlyFans Freak Carnival

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Navy multi-billionaire stain

Imagine the smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49526648)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Pearl Den

Only fans obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49526674)