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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Dashing Mexican It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: light exhilarant rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: floppy drunken voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Swashbuckling twisted messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: lavender chapel faggotry did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Pea-brained area blood rage "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: mahogany parlor old irish cottage (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: soul-stirring dark coffee pot "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Vengeful Native Really Tough Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Unhinged disgusting macaca (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Dashing Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Adventurous Brass Pistol Hall who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Dashing Mexican Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Adventurous Brass Pistol Hall whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Dashing Mexican CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Excitant apoplectic piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Mind-boggling point 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: vigorous french depressive institution "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Excitant apoplectic piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: gold hilarious factory reset button fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49335487) |