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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Electric Bearded Death Wish Persian

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: irradiated submissive gaping



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: bonkers trailer park telephone



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: stimulating lodge



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Glassy coffee pot



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Talking impertinent hunting ground school cafeteria



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: histrionic idea he suggested



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Death Wish Persian



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed Supple Field International Law Enforcement Agency

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Passionate Trump Supporter

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: black plaza cumskin

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Racy Ruby Temple

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Arousing philosopher-king



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Smoky massive newt liquid oxygen

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: White ticket booth pozpig

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: sickened spot



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Emerald Mexican

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Death Wish Persian

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: razzle karate codepig



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Lascivious crystalline address tank



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Death Wish Persian



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Death Wish Persian



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Death Wish Persian



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Electric Bearded Death Wish Persian



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Death Wish Persian



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Death Wish Persian



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Death Wish Persian



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