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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: Slimy affirmative action reading party 1. Daniel Craig 2. Pierce Brosnan 3. Timothy Dalton 4. Sean Connery 5. Roger Moore |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: twisted razzmatazz macaca where does the new guy rank? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572556) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:15 AM Author: Slimy affirmative action reading party Who is the new guy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49574888) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:27 AM Author: Pale Painfully Honest Hall French Chef New weird rendition of Bond where he’s like 6’7 and looks like Thor. Horrible movie. But women rank it #1 bond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49574895) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:28 AM Author: Amethyst people who are hurt principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49574896) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:07 PM Author: buff codepig mental disorder Callum Turner allegedly
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/confirmed-next-james-bond-callum-155841690.html |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: infuriating odious fat ankles toilet seat new guys apparently callum turner. he looks the part. at least he's white and english. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49576897) |
Date: January 8th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: Hateful coffee pot depressive i've never seen a james bond movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572559) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: twisted razzmatazz macaca youre indian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572567) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Hateful coffee pot depressive nah i'm white. they never played them on hbo all that much growing up and brits are a bunch of fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572611) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: Territorial station headpube Pierce Brosnan- best combination of look, acting, physicality. His first two films are top tier. the last two are subpar.
Sean Connery - good look and physicality. First mover advantage
Daniel Craig - great actor, bad look. better scripts/production than pierce ever had.
Roger Moore - bad look, bad actor, bad physicality, but high on charisma. He is the first bond I knew of so his movies bring a nostalgia.
Tim Dalton - good look, zero charisma. Despite what people say he was not closer to "book bond". in the books bond is never this boring.
George Lazendby - brought looks but nothing else. had one of the best scripts to work with in OHMSS |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Ivory Resort CR point about OHMSS, it is definitely one of the most well-written Bond films and closest to elevating itself above throwaway escapism.
Brosnan was fine but he's Irish ffs, not even British. |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Excitant bossy deer antler home explain bad look for craig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572614) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:00 PM Author: Ivory Resort craig looked the part more than any of them imo - a brutish ex-soldier. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572617) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Excitant bossy deer antler home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572633) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: medicated immigrant you do realize bond is supposed to be tall with dark hair, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572637) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 11:22 PM Author: Underhanded Self-centered Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49577891) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Territorial station headpube Bond is supposed to be dark haired, tall, lean, and handsome. Fleming himself said the look was partially inspired by Hoagy Carmichael: https://nashvillesongwritersfoundation.com/Site/inductee?entry_id=67
craig is the inverse of this. |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: Ivory Resort Bond is basically a mythic archetype, he's like Batman or something, always open to interpretation because he doesn't age or die. Fleming was a cheeky drunk and knew he was writing pulp and had no grander ambitions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572638) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Territorial station headpube this is the type of bullshit libs use to turn classic characters black. The look is clearly described by the creator. Yes, it can be changed per your point, but Craig can never be the "best look" only a different one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572648) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: infuriating odious fat ankles toilet seat craig sucked. way too short and prole. but his movies were better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49576902) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: medicated immigrant CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572634) |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: irradiated rebellious goyim legal warrant https://decider.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/live-and-let-die1.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572872) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: naked cordovan jewess Moore legit just comes off as the one who would spend the most time getting pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49575798) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: Orchid nudist dopamine generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49576578) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: Frum Stage Athletic Conference Brosnan was like 160 lbs lol. His physicality sucked and he just shot people instead. And TWINE and TND are basically on par with each other imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49576735) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: infuriating odious fat ankles toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49576895) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: Slimy affirmative action reading party This is a good summary
Craig really is the worst looking out of them
But he has the cocky swagger of someone who fucks a lot (or is asexual) and that makes him attractive to me |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: pontificating house Brosnan was by far the worst of all of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49572618) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:40 PM Author: Misunderstood turdskin church building you seem to not like that type - why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49577808) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: pontificating house You've got to either be a bad-ass (Connery, Craig), or a funnyman (Moore).
Brosnan tried to do both and it didn't come off for me. |
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Date: January 8th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: naked cordovan jewess While Dalton isn't the best, he's got a great look and The Living Daylights is a great movie. I think he was almost going to be Bond for a third movie, but it got scrapped for studio rights reasons or some BS. Too bad.
Casino Royale might be the best of the films, but I agree that Craig's look is never going to make him the top guy. Too jacked and a couple inches too short. |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:18 AM Author: Slimy affirmative action reading party Craig is the only one of them who seemed like he could beat people up
The others all had that veneer of Austin Powers plot armor |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:36 AM Author: Diverse Low-t Becky Wagecucks Tall men like Connery and Moore would kill with a single judo chop while Craig was flailing around in some Bourne identity knockoff scrap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49574935) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:55 AM Author: Balding Autistic Useless Brakes Patrolman Cr, Daniel Craig showed up in the peak post-Bourne “shaky cam” action era, and they just rolled with the “gritty” aesthetic through the rest of his films. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49575208) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Diverse Low-t Becky Wagecucks Due to his short stature, Craig's strikes lack leverage and power and don't do sufficient damage to his opponents. So any time he gets in a fight it goes on for like 2 minutes and he has to rely on grit and conditioning to squeak out a win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49575222) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:20 AM Author: At-the-ready dilemma elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49578075) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: Excitant bossy deer antler home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49575167) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: cerise glittery theatre Sean Connery was a bodybuilder in the 50s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49575176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 7:39 PM Author: violent giraffe Austin Powers was more Bond than that dull, fetal alcohol syndrome manlet. Liz Hurley was a top-tier Bond girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49577297) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: Orchid nudist dopamine generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49576581) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Slimy affirmative action reading party "The Living Daylights" is also the only Bond movie that he wears a TAG Heuer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49577789) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:42 PM Author: Diverse Low-t Becky Wagecucks They should have made Archie Luxury the villain “Hello FUCKAH, whadda you got they-are, a TAG FAHKING HOYA?!?!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49577815) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:49 PM Author: Slimy affirmative action reading party LOL someone should make that scene now with AI
I think it was a quartz watch too |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: Trip theater stage Moore was the only one who mattered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49575170) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Amethyst people who are hurt principal's office Daniel Craig didn't have the old Etonian look, he looked like a scouse bricklayer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49576585) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Tripping Walnut Police Squad Skinny Woman Remember when Clive Owen did those BMW short films (directed by Guy Ritchie and starring his then wife Madonna) in an embarrassing audition to try to be cool enough to be cast as the next Bond?
https://youtu.be/kBgFrlvUbLY?si=eL8UF4j5hHDw_1Wd |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:14 PM Author: Amethyst people who are hurt principal's office Those were cool af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49576614) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: Tripping Walnut Police Squad Skinny Woman They were cool af. 4K remasters available here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRDm6thc3dELa2fHr38yGyRtoLer9F6IH&si=lOyx3sGr_QnKGNr-
But I always thought it was kinda crass how he was openly campaigning for the role using a *German* car commercial |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: Amethyst people who are hurt principal's office Didn't james bond drive a bmw in some of those 90s films (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49576708) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: Tripping Walnut Police Squad Skinny Woman Oh shit, that’s right! We’re Astons out of production at that point? Or owned by Ford or something? They went through a real rough patch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49576725) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: Amethyst people who are hurt principal's office Idk BMW probably just paid them more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49576922) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:43 PM Author: Slimy affirmative action reading party I thought those were early concepts for The Transporter, which came out the following year, and was also about a British guy driving a BMW and taking odd jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49577817) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:43 PM Author: Diverse Low-t Becky Wagecucks Clive Owen circa croupier would have been a good bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49577819) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Slate Dingle Berry Craig - best single performance (CR), most physical formidable Connery - most suave, best screen presence Moore - most likable, most fun Dalton - most like the literary Bond, most intense Lazenby - most vulnerable (my single favorite 007 film, btw) Brosnan - I was never a fan. He looked good in a suit; was perfectly adequate and consistently okay |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:59 AM Author: Primrose soul-stirring business firm genital piercing Craig was starting to look Putin in his last couple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49578048) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: Diverse Low-t Becky Wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2/#49578443) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:30 AM Author: harsh hunting ground #1 Connery - the original. biggest and toughest. best look. made some top tier films like Goldfinger.
#2 Brosnan - good look. well acted. Goldeneye a strong contender for best Bond film. but so many cheesy shit scripts and a ton of bad 90s action.
#3 Lazenby - good look. not a great actor. but his single film was a very well written one.
#4 Moore - bad look. slimy bisexual rapist vibe. a few good films, but several boring or just shit ones. (Octopussy?)
#5 Craig - terrible look, more cab driver than suave British spy. benefitted from some well plotted films. on the other hand half the dialog was shitty self-help drama and moaning about his love life (presumably to "modernize" it and attract fags and chicks)
#6 Dalton - just fucking dull.
Barry Niven & Barry Nelson - can't even remember what they were like, I watched them so long ago.
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