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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Sable pungent rehab degenerate
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Comical ultramarine fat ankles
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Histrionic Duck-like Place Of Business Base
  12/12/25
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nofapping gas station
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
bonkers flushed karate toilet seat
  12/12/25
easy
bright thriller kitty cat garrison
  12/12/25
lol ok man
nofapping gas station
  12/12/25
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Lascivious Ruby Juggernaut Institution
  12/12/25
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Big-titted Mind-boggling Cuckoldry Theater Stage
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Razzle-dazzle codepig
  12/12/25
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Crystalline Halford
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Talented Sticky Hall Giraffe
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Dull Heady University
  12/12/25
...
Comical ultramarine fat ankles
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Sable pungent rehab degenerate
  12/12/25
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Cobalt cerebral famous landscape painting selfie
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Exciting gunner
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Hairraiser kink-friendly stead
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Razzle-dazzle codepig
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
dashing dragon
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
white party of the first part
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Razzle-dazzle codepig
  12/12/25
tp.
dashing dragon
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
razzle locus sex offender
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
white party of the first part
  12/12/25
who is that
razzle locus sex offender
  12/12/25
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Lascivious Ruby Juggernaut Institution
  12/12/25
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Lascivious Ruby Juggernaut Institution
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
azure knife ape
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Honey-headed school keepsake machete
  12/12/25
cr
nofapping gas station
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
bonkers flushed karate toilet seat
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Violent crusty kitty
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Histrionic Duck-like Place Of Business Base
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Violent crusty kitty
  12/12/25
...
nofapping gas station
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
odious corner
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
well-lubricated state
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Vivacious Translucent Point
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Sable pungent rehab degenerate

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Comical ultramarine fat ankles

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Histrionic Duck-like Place Of Business Base

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: nofapping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: bonkers flushed karate toilet seat

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: bright thriller kitty cat garrison

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: nofapping gas station

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Lascivious Ruby Juggernaut Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Big-titted Mind-boggling Cuckoldry Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle codepig

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Crystalline Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Talented Sticky Hall Giraffe

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Dull Heady University

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Comical ultramarine fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Sable pungent rehab degenerate

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Cobalt cerebral famous landscape painting selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Exciting gunner

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser kink-friendly stead

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle codepig

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: dashing dragon

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: white party of the first part

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle codepig

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: dashing dragon

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: razzle locus sex offender

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: white party of the first part

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: razzle locus sex offender

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Lascivious Ruby Juggernaut Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Lascivious Ruby Juggernaut Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: azure knife ape

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed school keepsake machete

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: nofapping gas station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: bonkers flushed karate toilet seat

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Violent crusty kitty

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Duck-like Place Of Business Base

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Violent crusty kitty

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: nofapping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: odious corner

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated state

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Vivacious Translucent Point

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506164)