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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
flesh stimulating famous landscape painting
  12/08/25
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flesh stimulating famous landscape painting
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
yellow hideous native
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Frisky location idiot
  12/12/25
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transparent bossy karate forum
  12/17/25
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Walnut exhilarant quadroon hospital
  12/17/25
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Fragrant Orchestra Pit
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
provocative azure property
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
flesh stimulating famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
provocative azure property
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
flesh stimulating famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
talking vibrant home alpha
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
flesh stimulating famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Painfully Honest Floppy Piazza
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
flesh stimulating famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
lol
lavender aromatic indian lodge liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Painfully Honest Floppy Piazza
  12/17/25
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flesh stimulating famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
transparent bossy karate forum
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Ruby circlehead pervert
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
lavender aromatic indian lodge liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
transparent bossy karate forum
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Ruby circlehead pervert
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
transparent bossy karate forum
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Seedy national
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Swollen disturbing site athletic conference
  12/17/25
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Iridescent aphrodisiac principal's office
  12/17/25
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Cerebral honey-headed public bath
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Motley autistic space
  12/17/25
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maize casino pistol
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
flesh stimulating famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
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Blathering step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
titillating hairy legs sex offender
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Mind-boggling House Codepig
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Seedy national
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Mind-boggling House Codepig
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Seedy national
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Mind-boggling House Codepig
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
White Comical Stage
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Ruby circlehead pervert
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
titillating hairy legs sex offender
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Ruby circlehead pervert
  12/17/25
...
White Comical Stage
  12/17/25
I am not!
titillating hairy legs sex offender
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Spectacular Orchid Milk
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: flesh stimulating famous landscape painting

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: flesh stimulating famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: yellow hideous native

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Frisky location idiot

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: transparent bossy karate forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Walnut exhilarant quadroon hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Fragrant Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: provocative azure property

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: flesh stimulating famous landscape painting

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: provocative azure property

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: flesh stimulating famous landscape painting

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: talking vibrant home alpha

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: flesh stimulating famous landscape painting

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Floppy Piazza

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: flesh stimulating famous landscape painting

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: lavender aromatic indian lodge liquid oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Floppy Piazza

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: flesh stimulating famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: transparent bossy karate forum

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Ruby circlehead pervert

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: lavender aromatic indian lodge liquid oxygen

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: transparent bossy karate forum

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Ruby circlehead pervert

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: transparent bossy karate forum

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Seedy national

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Swollen disturbing site athletic conference

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Iridescent aphrodisiac principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Cerebral honey-headed public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Motley autistic space

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: maize casino pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: flesh stimulating famous landscape painting

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Blathering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: titillating hairy legs sex offender

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling House Codepig

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Seedy national

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling House Codepig

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Seedy national

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling House Codepig

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: White Comical Stage

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Ruby circlehead pervert

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: titillating hairy legs sex offender

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Ruby circlehead pervert

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: White Comical Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: titillating hairy legs sex offender

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Spectacular Orchid Milk

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518198)