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Date: August 10th, 2023 2:18 PM Author: Aromatic filthy indian lodge community account
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
Email me, brother.
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Date: August 10th, 2023 2:23 PM Author: Swashbuckling site double fault
These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth — with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting. Email me, brother.
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Date: August 10th, 2023 2:31 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
Email me, brother.
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Date: August 10th, 2023 2:32 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
“This is the fuckin’ American dream. This is my fuckin’ dream, y’all!
All this sheeyit! Look at my sheeyit!
I got … I got SHORTS! Every fuckin’ color.
I got designer T-shirts!
I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin’ VAM-pires.
I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y’all!
I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape! Mix it up with Calvin Klein Be. Smell nice? I SMELL NICE!
That ain’t a fuckin’ bed; that’s a fuckin’ art piece. My fuckin’ spaceship! U.S.S. Enterprise on this shit. I go to different planets on this motherfucker! Me and my fuckin’ Franklins here, we take off. TAKE OFF!
Look at my shit. Look at my shit! I got my blue Kool-Aid.
I got my fuckin’ NUN-CHUCKS.
I got shurikens; I got different flavors.
I got them sais. Look at that shit, I got sais. I got blades!
Look at my sheeyit! This ain’t nuttin’, I got ROOMS of this shit!
I got my dark tannin’ oil … lay out by the pool, put on my dark tanning oil …
I got machine guns … Look at this, look at this motherfucker here! Look at this motherfucker! Huh? A fucking army up in this shit!
Email me, brother.”
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Date: August 10th, 2023 2:41 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people.
Some escort girls in an apartment uptown, uh, some homeless people, maybe five or ten, an N.Y.U. girl I met in Central Park. I left her at a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun. And-And-And some man, s-s-some old faggot with a dog. Last week, I, uh, I killed another girl with a chainsaw. I had to. She almost got away. And someone else there, I can't remember, maybe a model...
She's dead too.
And, uh, Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe... 20 people.
Maybe 40!
I have tapes of a lot of it.
Some of the girls have seen the tapes.
I even, um...
I ate some of their brains...
and I tried to cook a little.
Tonight, I, uh, I just had to kill a lot of people!
And, um... I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time.
So, uh, I mean, I guess I'm a pretty, uh...
I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.
So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar.
So, you know...
Keep your eyes open.
Email me, brother.
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Date: August 10th, 2023 2:52 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
Ohhh... You want it, don't you, Georgie? Oh, of course you do... and there's cotton candy, and rides, and all sorts of surprises down here... and balloons too... All colors.
Email me, brother.
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Date: August 10th, 2023 3:12 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
I'm goin' home and I'm gonna... I'm gonna BITE MY PILLOW, is what I'm gonna do! Email me, brother!
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Date: August 10th, 2023 3:21 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. Email me, brother.
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Date: August 10th, 2023 3:30 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
I may lose a fortune, but I'm willing to guarantee your people, too. Just tell them to bring their shares over here and I will pay 50 cents on the dollar. Email me, brother.
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Date: August 10th, 2023 3:33 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! Email me, brother.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 7:45 AM Author: avocado stimulating locale
AARONOW
Did you talk to Graff?
MOSS
Is that what I said?
AARONOW
What did he say?
MOSS
What did he say? "Email me, brother."
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Date: August 10th, 2023 3:39 PM Author: blue bisexual new version
So if I asked you about art you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that. If I asked you about women you’d probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You’re a tough kid. I ask you about war, and you’d probably, uh, throw Shakespeare at me, right? “Once more into the breach, dear friends.” But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap and watched him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help. And if I asked you about love you probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes. Feeling like! God put an angel on earth just for you…who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel and to have that love for her to be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. You wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting’ up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term visiting hours don’t apply to you. You don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much. I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you’re a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and you ripped my fuckin’ life apart. You’re an orphan right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard ! your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some fuckin’ book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief. Email me, brother.
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Date: August 10th, 2023 3:40 PM Author: puce big-titted dilemma
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Email me, brother!
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Date: August 10th, 2023 3:43 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
It's never gonna happen Murray, fuckin' forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm in this family. I will fuckin' cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my family's dinner with your Jewish, nigger-loving, hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fuckin' Kabbalah reading motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my house. Email me, brother.
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Date: August 10th, 2023 3:48 PM Author: Spruce Dragon
The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. Email me brother.
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Date: August 10th, 2023 4:15 PM Author: fishy chapel
Friend. They expect one of us in the wreckage.
Email me, brother
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Date: August 10th, 2023 4:18 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
It is when I see others degraded that I rejoice knowing it is better to be me than the scum of "the people". Whenever men are equal, without that difference, happiness cannot exist. So you wouldn't aid the humble, the unhappy. In all the world no voluptuousness flatters the senses more than social privilege. Email me, brother.
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Date: August 10th, 2023 4:30 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." Email me, brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46653833)
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Date: August 10th, 2023 5:45 PM Author: puce big-titted dilemma
"Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?"
"He said, 'I can smell your cunt. Email me, brother'"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46654118) |
Date: August 10th, 2023 6:01 PM Author: maize meetinghouse
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
E-mail me, brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46654188) |
Date: August 10th, 2023 9:50 PM Author: Thriller startled dysfunction
To be fair,
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Email me, brother."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46654942) |
Date: August 10th, 2023 10:27 PM Author: Walnut duck-like volcanic crater philosopher-king
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Email me brother
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46655083) |
Date: August 10th, 2023 11:21 PM Author: bonkers abode
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Email me, brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46655323) |
Date: August 11th, 2023 12:07 PM Author: carmine field preventive strike
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
Email me, brother
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46656884) |
Date: August 11th, 2023 1:48 PM Author: Infuriating French Pisswyrm
Only a fraction of people ever saw Trainspotting 2 compared with the original, but here goes:
"Choose life. Choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently. And choose watching history repeat itself. Choose your future. Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn. Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work. And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody’s kitchen. And then… take a deep breath. You’re an addict, so be addicted. Just be addicted to something else. Choose the ones you love. Choose your future. Choose life.
Email me, brother."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46657218) |
Date: August 11th, 2023 6:01 PM Author: frum aphrodisiac ticket booth yarmulke
*P-51 tank busters flying overhead as the dust finally settles on the battlefield, mechanized troops securing the sector as the remaining wounded cough and are put on stretchers as another tank is parked next to the bridge and planes fly triumphantly overhead*
"Earn... this...--Earn it. *eyes suddenly pop back open, almost bugging out of head before dying*
Email me, brother."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46658181) |
Date: August 11th, 2023 6:03 PM Author: unhinged demanding theater stage hairy legs
I turn on my computer. I wait impatiently as it connects. I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: 'You've got mail'. I hear nothing. Not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my own heart. I have mail. From you.
Email me, brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46658186) |
Date: August 11th, 2023 7:48 PM Author: Indigo stirring kitty
I went for a fart, and a little shit came out.
Email me, Brother!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46658483) |
Date: August 12th, 2023 7:24 AM Author: mind-boggling green business firm faggot firefighter
Dear Red. If you're reading this, you've gotten out. And if you've come this far, maybe you're willing to come a little further. You remember the name of the town, don't you? I could use a good man to help me get my project on wheels. I'll keep an eye out for you and the chessboard ready.
Remember, Red. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well. Email me, brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46660014) |
Date: August 12th, 2023 7:49 AM Author: amethyst marvelous range stain
“I wish I could quit you.”
“Email me brother.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46660043) |
Date: September 1st, 2023 12:26 AM Author: Coiffed azn school
Neo, this is loco. They’ve got Morpheus in a military controlled building. Even if you somehow got inside, those are agents holding him. Three of them. I want Morpheus back too, but what you’re talking about is suicide.
I know that’s what it looks like, but it’s not. I can’t explain to you why it’s not. Morpheus believed something and he was ready to give his life for what he believed. I understand that now. That’s why I have to go. Email me, brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5386183&forum_id=2/#46742238) |
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