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Poast ITT if you've never engaged in a sex crime

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poppy swashbuckling puppy
  07/28/25
by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG
arrogant halford gas station
  07/28/25
Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "s...
turquoise heady garrison genital piercing
  07/28/25
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Brindle church becky
  07/29/25
Not sure any of these qualify
Sienna lay pistol
  07/30/25
I don't know man I think SCOTUS was pretty clear about the c...
Diverse walnut trump supporter blood rage
  07/30/25
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translucent mad cow disease love of her life
  07/30/25
I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught ...
Carnelian ticket booth messiness
  07/28/25
that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort no...
poppy swashbuckling puppy
  07/28/25
"Public" as in "in view" of members of t...
turquoise heady garrison genital piercing
  07/28/25
(Constitutional vagueness masterman)
olive striped hyena
  07/28/25
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Pea-brained mother
  07/28/25
I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caugh...
Carnelian ticket booth messiness
  07/28/25
I respectfully disagree. Someone could have seen him, notice...
turquoise heady garrison genital piercing
  07/29/25
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Bistre pisswyrm stain
  07/28/25
i have not once done this
poppy swashbuckling puppy
  07/28/25
gtfo this thread, you're a literal sex offender
cerebral forum
  07/30/25
“I’ve never had sex so I’m the good guy! E...
Bistre pisswyrm stain
  07/30/25
you diddled a kid and should be chemically castrated some...
cerebral forum
  07/30/25
No I bet you fuck children though
Bistre pisswyrm stain
  07/30/25
I'm not the one on a sex offender registry
cerebral forum
  07/30/25
You should be for those gook creepshots
Bistre pisswyrm stain
  07/30/25
wtf you talking about you pedophile? it's a matter of tim...
cerebral forum
  07/30/25
Your schtick for the entire time you’ve poasted here y...
Bistre pisswyrm stain
  07/30/25
oh good one, you've added a few new words to your vocabulary...
cerebral forum
  07/30/25
Why are squat money ppl always sniffing my dick? Why do you ...
Bistre pisswyrm stain
  07/31/25
you're gonna lose your allowance soon lol
cerebral forum
  07/31/25
“I’m a bitter gookcel” Great cope. Keep...
Bistre pisswyrm stain
  07/31/25
Prostitution isn’t a sex crime
Maize vibrant indian lodge
  07/29/25
no but being a nigger is about 1:1 with that status
poppy swashbuckling puppy
  07/30/25
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cerebral forum
  07/30/25
There was this Chechen girl in Grozny in 2003 and we had the...
Vivacious circlehead area
  07/30/25
I've never engaged in sex
hilarious white knife
  07/30/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: poppy swashbuckling puppy

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: arrogant halford gas station

by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138609)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: turquoise heady garrison genital piercing

Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "sex crimes" (as such term might be interpreted by shitlibs):

(1) Tea-bagged other men 10+ times

(2) Engaged in sex with a few fairly drunk females (in the normal way)

(3) Gone skinny dipping

(4) Abducted a ~14-16 year old girl from a greyhound station, loaded her with fentanyl, brought her to a Motel 6, fucked her (while she was in-and-out of consciousness) for a few days, then "sold" her to some random black trucker I met in the motel parking lot for $200.

(5) Pissed on a friend's face after he passed out on a couch in our frat house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138619)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Brindle church becky



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Sienna lay pistol

Not sure any of these qualify

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142082)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:30 AM
Author: Diverse walnut trump supporter blood rage

I don't know man I think SCOTUS was pretty clear about the constitutional limits of tea bagging bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142091)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: translucent mad cow disease love of her life



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Carnelian ticket booth messiness

I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught it probably would be classified as a sex crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138621)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: poppy swashbuckling puppy

that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort not to be caught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138627)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: turquoise heady garrison genital piercing

"Public" as in "in view" of members of the public?

Or "public" as in a space that is open to the public, but out of view of members of the public in the moments of the act?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138659)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: olive striped hyena

(Constitutional vagueness masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138661)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained mother



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Carnelian ticket booth messiness

I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caught" should fully answer this question for a literate person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49139130)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: turquoise heady garrison genital piercing

I respectfully disagree. Someone could have seen him, noticed, and not confronted them or called the authorities. Thus they could be seen, but not caught. (Disclaimer: I'm highly autistic).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49140211)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm stain



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: poppy swashbuckling puppy

i have not once done this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138657)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:32 AM
Author: cerebral forum

gtfo this thread, you're a literal sex offender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142093)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm stain

“I’ve never had sex so I’m the good guy! Everyone please check out these pixelated creepshots of this white lady I stalked!”

At least you have a tiny Asian penis, gibbergook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142199)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: cerebral forum

you diddled a kid and should be chemically castrated

someone should call the Massachusetts Board and tell them how violent you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142227)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm stain

No

I bet you fuck children though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142244)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: cerebral forum

I'm not the one on a sex offender registry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142261)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm stain

You should be for those gook creepshots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142263)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: cerebral forum

wtf you talking about you pedophile?

it's a matter of time before your name is plastered all over the internet for your crimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142294)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm stain

Your schtick for the entire time you’ve poasted here you mouthbreathing gook incel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142296)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: cerebral forum

oh good one, you've added a few new words to your vocabulary.

when was the last time you had sex you TTTufts "grad"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142299)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm stain

Why are squat money ppl always sniffing my dick? Why do you do dis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49145115)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: cerebral forum

you're gonna lose your allowance soon lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49145139)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm stain

“I’m a bitter gookcel”

Great cope. Keep being angry and Asian, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49145142)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Maize vibrant indian lodge

Prostitution isn’t a sex crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49140291)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: poppy swashbuckling puppy

no but being a nigger is about 1:1 with that status

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49141991)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: cerebral forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142092)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Vivacious circlehead area

There was this Chechen girl in Grozny in 2003 and we had these knives we....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49141997)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: hilarious white knife

I've never engaged in sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49142259)