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Tonight I totally failed at cooking—“Fiesta Steak”

Basically I didn’t cook the steaks properly because I ...
pale nofapping windowlicker
  06/24/24
so in your attempt to not be fat, you eat a ribeye 2-3 times...
French heady locale
  06/24/24
I threw half of this away because I fucked it up so bad.
pale nofapping windowlicker
  06/24/24
but that is your second 1 lb ribeye in as many days
French heady locale
  06/24/24
I really screwed this up. I don’t think you’re h...
pale nofapping windowlicker
  06/24/24
I feel like you're dodging that you claim to eat very little...
French heady locale
  06/24/24
There was no butter on this.
pale nofapping windowlicker
  06/24/24
so just straight fat from avocado, same thing
French heady locale
  06/24/24
How many cals in half an avocado? Like 10?
pale nofapping windowlicker
  06/24/24
I think we've found the problem
French heady locale
  06/24/24
LMAO I'm crying
sadistic passionate site chad
  06/25/24
jfc disco
doobsian market mad-dog skullcap
  06/25/24
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arousing sick menage
  06/24/24
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sadistic passionate site chad
  06/25/24
disco fries: well, I don’t know if I lost track of tim...
doobsian market mad-dog skullcap
  06/25/24
2 ribeyes.
Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  06/24/24
*ribseye
Spectacular hissy fit
  06/24/24
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Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  06/24/24
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Spectacular hissy fit
  06/24/24
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puce institution black woman
  06/24/24
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Spectacular hissy fit
  06/24/24
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motley honey-headed newt parlor
  06/24/24
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arousing sick menage
  06/24/24
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sadistic passionate site chad
  06/25/24
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doobsian market mad-dog skullcap
  06/25/24
No bueno
cream mother
  06/24/24
thats what you get for not eating XO DISCO STEAK everyday
Adventurous frisky dilemma pocket flask
  06/24/24
why do fat people constantly talk about food? it's really w...
idiotic diverse brunch blood rage
  06/24/24
dumb question
irradiated maroon degenerate office
  06/24/24
Why do skinny people constantly talk about people they consi...
Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  06/24/24
hey -- at least you ate in a kitchen
Histrionic senate toaster
  06/24/24
I’m here for the fiesta.
Mentally impaired parlour
  06/24/24
said the depressed lawyer
French heady locale
  06/24/24
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pale nofapping windowlicker
  06/24/24
Why didn't you feed it to the animals friend? I don't like w...
Poppy concupiscible prole
  06/24/24
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mind-boggling insecure laser beams school
  06/25/24
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aromatic fuchsia property juggernaut
  06/25/24
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Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  06/25/24
Would you say this has worsened or improved your pancreatic ...
arousing sick menage
  06/24/24
I don’t believe I have pancreatic cancer, friend.
pale nofapping windowlicker
  06/24/24
Then why did you lie about it in 2019?
arousing sick menage
  06/25/24
Here’s his answer (obviously a lie) Date: June 23rd, ...
Avocado kink-friendly church building
  06/25/24
I'd say we should kill him but cholesterol is gonna do that ...
arousing sick menage
  06/25/24
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Comical infuriating becky gas station
  06/25/24
If this is the only meal you are eating every day then 180, ...
sadistic passionate site chad
  06/25/24
...
Milky Ladyboy
  06/25/24
honestly, your food photos are so terrible Imagine how fa...
mind-boggling insecure laser beams school
  06/25/24
Nice IKEA table or cloth top or whatever that plate is on
vigorous quadroon trust fund
  06/25/24
That looks like a huge portion of steak
Avocado kink-friendly church building
  06/25/24


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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:00 PM
Author: pale nofapping windowlicker

Basically I didn’t cook the steaks properly because I had my bottom vents closed so the whole thing was a mess. This sometimes happens when you have 4 kids and a wife and a work phone going off every five seconds distracting you.

https://imgur.com/a/YJcPd9P

I would say that this is the worst meal I’ve had all year. Just terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775050)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: French heady locale

so in your attempt to not be fat, you eat a ribeye 2-3 times a week topped with high calorie things? 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775053)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: pale nofapping windowlicker

I threw half of this away because I fucked it up so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775056)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: French heady locale

but that is your second 1 lb ribeye in as many days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775625)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:41 PM
Author: pale nofapping windowlicker

I really screwed this up. I don’t think you’re hearing me. It was bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775629)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: French heady locale

I feel like you're dodging that you claim to eat very little but appear to shovel a pound of red meat topped with butter down each night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775638)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: pale nofapping windowlicker

There was no butter on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775646)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:44 PM
Author: French heady locale

so just straight fat from avocado, same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775652)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:45 PM
Author: pale nofapping windowlicker

How many cals in half an avocado? Like 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775655)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:45 PM
Author: French heady locale

I think we've found the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775659)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: sadistic passionate site chad

LMAO I'm crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47776490)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:18 PM
Author: doobsian market mad-dog skullcap

jfc disco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47776502)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:44 PM
Author: arousing sick menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775651)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: sadistic passionate site chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47776491)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: doobsian market mad-dog skullcap

disco fries: well, I don’t know if I lost track of time – or what, but the next think I knew...

hank_scorpio: you decided to eat something healthy?

disco fries: no, i messed up my kettle vents, ruining the very steak i was about to consume.

hank_scorpio: (reflects on the story) i don't understand... you're trying to lose weight but you're cooking your third ribeye this week topped with fat?

disco fries: well, i guess i was...

hank_scorpio: (still confused) well how are you gonna lose weight like that?

disco fries: hank, aren't you listening? i only ate half the steak because i burned it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47776522)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park

2 ribeyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775067)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Spectacular hissy fit

*ribseye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775217)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775224)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Spectacular hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775230)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: puce institution black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775232)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: Spectacular hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775234)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: motley honey-headed newt parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775271)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:44 PM
Author: arousing sick menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775653)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: sadistic passionate site chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47776506)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: doobsian market mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47776508)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: cream mother

No bueno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775086)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:23 PM
Author: Adventurous frisky dilemma pocket flask

thats what you get for not eating XO DISCO STEAK everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775096)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: idiotic diverse brunch blood rage

why do fat people constantly talk about food? it's really weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775099)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: irradiated maroon degenerate office

dumb question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775218)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park

Why do skinny people constantly talk about people they consider fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775227)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Histrionic senate toaster

hey -- at least you ate in a kitchen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775274)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Mentally impaired parlour

I’m here for the fiesta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775278)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: French heady locale

said the depressed lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775627)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: pale nofapping windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775648)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:45 PM
Author: Poppy concupiscible prole

Why didn't you feed it to the animals friend? I don't like waste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775656)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling insecure laser beams school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47777538)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:47 PM
Author: aromatic fuchsia property juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47777560)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47777728)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:45 PM
Author: arousing sick menage

Would you say this has worsened or improved your pancreatic cancer, you pathetic faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775660)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: pale nofapping windowlicker

I don’t believe I have pancreatic cancer, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47775667)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: arousing sick menage

Then why did you lie about it in 2019?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47776861)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Avocado kink-friendly church building

Here’s his answer (obviously a lie)

Date: June 23rd, 2024 7:25 PM

Author: disco fries (30 fortnights to Teewinot friends - 366lbs)

This has been answered many times. I was inspired by Alex Trebek who announced his own diagnosis around that time. It may have been a stress induced psychotic break too, as I think I believed at the time that I was Alex Trebek. I am much better now. Thank you for your concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544391&forum_id=2#47772134)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47777566)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 9:42 PM
Author: arousing sick menage

I'd say we should kill him but cholesterol is gonna do that for us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47777908)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Comical infuriating becky gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47776531)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: sadistic passionate site chad

If this is the only meal you are eating every day then 180, enjoy it

Unfortunately you definitely are sucking down 6 bloomin' onions for lunch everyday so WOMP WOMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47776495)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Milky Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47777550)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling insecure laser beams school

honestly, your food photos are so terrible

Imagine how fat you'd be if you were a good cook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47777536)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: vigorous quadroon trust fund

Nice IKEA table or cloth top or whatever that plate is on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47777546)



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Date: June 25th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Avocado kink-friendly church building

That looks like a huge portion of steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544906&forum_id=2/#47777775)