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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: Ocher stead corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25781784) |
Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: bat shit crazy bateful site filthpig Twist: it's underground Double twist: it's in MFH |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:30 PM Author: Ocher stead corn cake everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25781807) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:57 AM Author: Floppy orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25783912) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Cracking emerald french chef senate Ghostbusters II - River of Slime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782280) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:28 PM Author: ebony menage lol this is already happening in the south, little brother
except instead of bars there are guns and skeet shooting |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:36 PM Author: Amethyst ape clown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:44 PM Author: Concupiscible Native Cuck how many STDs caught on that trip? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25781874) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:45 PM Author: Amethyst ape clown gotta catch 'em all! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25781882) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:33 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Black Meetinghouse Nowag Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad it's gone now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782247) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 1:52 AM Author: Carnelian racy ticket booth kitty Cr, best trip ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782597) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:43 PM Author: silver marvelous brunch Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25781859) |
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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:50 PM Author: Dashing address that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50+ miles... you have to drive into town to go to the bar, but basically that's what we already have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25781908) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Ocher stead corn cake bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would just float up to the edge of the LR & the waiter would take you're order. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25781985) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:03 AM Author: big misanthropic weed whacker piazza An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782013) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Exciting Reading Party How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated miles downriver? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782229) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: Diverse lay useless brakes jump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782252) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: alcoholic dog poop could be a circular river (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782281) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: Ocher stead corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782297) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: White cuckoldry (guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25783657) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM Author: fiercely-loyal self-absorbed dragon new version in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782272) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM Author: Ungodly crackhouse this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782276) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#49916827) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: nudist fishy gas station http://www.yumarivertubing.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782341) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:00 AM Author: cruel-hearted stubborn property mother way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and believe me if you commercialized it you'd need to clean the water.
I guess if enough concession places opened up you could take a cut from each one and subsidize the cleaning expenses but ...it would cost a lot.
main threat to this would be lawsuits from dipshits who got fucked up, fell off their tubes, inhaled water and almost died before the lifeguards did CPR on them. that's if these concession stands could even get liquor licenses in the first place.
what you COULD do is you could start building a river, one section at a time, and expand it slowly. concession stands wouldn't be able to sell alcohol though, way too much red tape...more like sodas/food/icees and shit. problem is you couldn't expand it too far because it will get less profitable per mile....people will get bored and get off, which is the main problem. Also, they'll fill up on food and drink during the first couple miles and then won't want as much for most of the trip. or they'll wait until the end and won't buy much at first. sure, people will still want drinks and stuff just saying generally....people would only eat once or twice. You'd have to subsidize it using merchandise vendors and shit, but that wouldn't be enough.
Sorry to take the wind out of your sails, brah. Seems like it would be awesome to have if you were rich but it's not profitable at all.
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:01 AM Author: Amethyst ape clown (dreamkiller) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782731) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: cruel-hearted stubborn property mother :(
man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very imaginative bro.
but dreamkiller gon' do what a dreamkiller gon' do. |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:14 AM Author: Ocher stead corn cake U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've gone through my life terrified, but not anymore.
*puts shades down, hops into inner tube & slowly floats out of sight, disappearing over the horizon* |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:20 AM Author: cruel-hearted stubborn property mother "but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could afford iiiiittttttt......", my voice trailed off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25782798) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 9:57 AM Author: Hairraiser salmon sanctuary fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float down because of lawsuits and red tape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25783295) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:30 AM Author: Brass yarmulke tanning salon just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for different sections of the river, TONS of restrooms along the route, and very, very high prices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25783765) |
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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: White cuckoldry isn't that basically Venice? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2/#25783739) |