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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
Onyx university french chef
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Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
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Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Pearly Razzmatazz Range
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fucking lol
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Garnet mexican place of business
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
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Height of assosciate?
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Hairraiser impertinent box office elastic band
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lmfao
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LOL
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Wine Casino
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Exciting Resort Juggernaut
  03/12/15
Moar!
lascivious business firm
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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crimson misanthropic half-breed
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crimson misanthropic half-breed
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crimson misanthropic half-breed
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Wine Casino
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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It practically writes itself!
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Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Onyx university french chef
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Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
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Effete idiotic whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison
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Shit
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
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Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
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crimson misanthropic half-breed
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still going strong
crimson misanthropic half-breed
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(Chip Kelly)
Fishy trip multi-billionaire
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Fishy trip multi-billionaire
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Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
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*bark aves
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Thriller Menage
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Aphrodisiac blood rage
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Drab impressive rehab sex offender
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Fishy trip multi-billionaire
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Silver pit
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Pearly Razzmatazz Range
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Fishy trip multi-billionaire
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Exciting Resort Juggernaut
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Dead Clear Internal Respiration Corn Cake
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Marvelous shivering faggot firefighter really tough guy
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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glittery public bath shitlib
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
At-the-ready hall
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Tantric abode affirmative action
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
lascivious business firm
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Fishy trip multi-billionaire
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crimson misanthropic half-breed
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Fishy trip multi-billionaire
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
mahogany boyish mental disorder space
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Fishy trip multi-billionaire
  03/12/15
great thread
Arousing frisky toaster incel
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Exciting Resort Juggernaut
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Hairraiser impertinent box office elastic band
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Bright school cafeteria dragon
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glittery public bath shitlib
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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Bright school cafeteria dragon
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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Motley Chapel
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
crimson misanthropic half-breed
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Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Bright school cafeteria dragon
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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bump for Buddy
Bright school cafeteria dragon
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Narrow-minded Mildly Autistic Police Squad Temple
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
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laughsome swollen pervert set
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*makes Buddy partner*
Doobsian piazza goal in life
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Fishy trip multi-billionaire
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Dead Clear Internal Respiration Corn Cake
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Erotic people who are hurt station
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
splenetic telephone
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Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
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Marvelous shivering faggot firefighter really tough guy
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Stimulating Cuck
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Marvelous shivering faggot firefighter really tough guy
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Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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go Get Em!
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180^180
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Dead Clear Internal Respiration Corn Cake
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  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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provocative national dog poop
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Offensive Water Buffalo
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crimson misanthropic half-breed
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Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Stirring harsh den
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
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underrated
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Erotic people who are hurt station
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Dead Clear Internal Respiration Corn Cake
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Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
cyan odious circlehead
  06/03/15
Ouch
Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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cream parlor giraffe
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Shimmering preventive strike house
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Erotic people who are hurt station
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
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Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Erotic people who are hurt station
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
provocative national dog poop
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
lascivious business firm
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Offensive Water Buffalo
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Swashbuckling yellow heaven
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Offensive Water Buffalo
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Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Charismatic Cruel-hearted Plaza Karate
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Offensive Water Buffalo
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Offensive Water Buffalo
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Aromatic fortuitous meteor cruise ship
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Offensive Water Buffalo
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Grizzly crackhouse
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provocative national dog poop
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CR.
Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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Erotic people who are hurt station
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Offensive Water Buffalo
  07/26/16
i really like it here
Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
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Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Grizzly crackhouse
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Offensive Water Buffalo
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Grizzly crackhouse
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Offensive Water Buffalo
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Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle
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Erotic people who are hurt station
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Spectacular Coiffed Queen Of The Night
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Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account
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Woah CR friend :-)
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Grizzly crackhouse
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alcoholic school
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Aromatic fortuitous meteor cruise ship
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Grizzly crackhouse
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Erotic people who are hurt station
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Electric market deer antler
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Grizzly crackhouse
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: provocative national dog poop

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Navy mentally impaired dilemma

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Navy mentally impaired dilemma

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Pearly Razzmatazz Range

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser impertinent box office elastic band

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Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

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*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser impertinent box office elastic band

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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: lascivious business firm

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged area private investor

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blood rage

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: lascivious business firm

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Onyx university french chef

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Effete idiotic whorehouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: saffron sinister lodge fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: rose sickened scourge upon the earth national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: At-the-ready hall

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Lilac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: crimson misanthropic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: crimson misanthropic half-breed

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Fishy trip multi-billionaire

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: saffron sinister lodge fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Onyx university french chef

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Fishy trip multi-billionaire

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Onyx university french chef

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Fishy trip multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Massive ultramarine theatre clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Effete idiotic whorehouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Marvelous shivering faggot firefighter really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: angry appetizing dopamine chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blood rage

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Dull Hospital Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Pearly Razzmatazz Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: angry appetizing dopamine chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: soggy dashing point

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Thriller Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blood rage

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Drab impressive rehab sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Fishy trip multi-billionaire

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Silver pit

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: provocative national dog poop

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Garnet mexican place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: House-broken locus patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Drab impressive rehab sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Lilac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: saffron sinister lodge fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Bonkers stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser impertinent box office elastic band

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Pearly Razzmatazz Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: high-end vigorous ticket booth filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: curious arrogant philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Fishy trip multi-billionaire

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Exciting Resort Juggernaut

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Opaque nursing home boltzmann

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: jet submissive sneaky criminal newt

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Low-t parlour

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Stirring harsh den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Dead Clear Internal Respiration Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Dun heady roast beef brethren

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: concupiscible frum cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Translucent Rigor Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Wonderful puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good hominid mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Marvelous shivering faggot firefighter really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: crimson misanthropic half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: provocative national dog poop

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: glittery public bath shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: khaki kitchen sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: domesticated geriatric tanning salon trump supporter

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: lake cuckold roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: At-the-ready hall

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Tantric abode affirmative action

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: lascivious business firm

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: provocative national dog poop

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Bateful bearded theater stage

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Fishy trip multi-billionaire

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Lemon headpube milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: 180 Library Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: crimson misanthropic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Fishy trip multi-billionaire

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: mahogany boyish mental disorder space

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Fishy trip multi-billionaire

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Arousing frisky toaster incel

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Exciting Resort Juggernaut

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser impertinent box office elastic band

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: adventurous yarmulke feces

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Bright school cafeteria dragon

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: glittery public bath shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Bright school cafeteria dragon

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Bright school cafeteria dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Doobsian piazza goal in life

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Motley Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: crimson misanthropic half-breed

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Bright school cafeteria dragon

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Mewling orchestra pit macaca

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Bright school cafeteria dragon

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mildly Autistic Police Squad Temple

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Violent Citrine Gaping

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Violent Citrine Gaping

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: saffron sinister lodge fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Effete idiotic whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged area private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: laughsome swollen pervert set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Doobsian piazza goal in life

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Fishy trip multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fuchsia property keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: angry appetizing dopamine chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Dead Clear Internal Respiration Corn Cake

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: jet submissive sneaky criminal newt

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: splenetic telephone

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: angry appetizing dopamine chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Light native electric furnace

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: saffron sinister lodge fat ankles

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Stirring harsh den

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Flatulent godawful site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser impertinent box office elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Dead Clear Internal Respiration Corn Cake



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Bearded Beady-eyed Theater



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Marvelous shivering faggot firefighter really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: racy bisexual spot



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Dun heady roast beef brethren

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: comical amethyst center useless brakes



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Marvelous shivering faggot firefighter really tough guy



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: crimson misanthropic half-breed

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle senate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Opaque nursing home boltzmann

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Dead Clear Internal Respiration Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Pontificating Exhilarant Ape Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: vibrant stead



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: provocative national dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Offensive Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: crimson misanthropic half-breed



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Stirring harsh den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Bateful bearded theater stage

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: territorial tattoo

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Stirring harsh den



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Dead Clear Internal Respiration Corn Cake

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: cyan odious circlehead

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: lake cuckold roommate

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: saffron sinister lodge fat ankles



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Cobalt tripping state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: 180 Library Stock Car



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: saffron sinister lodge fat ankles



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Stirring harsh den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: cream parlor giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Shimmering preventive strike house

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: provocative national dog poop

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: provocative national dog poop

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: lascivious business firm

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Offensive Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling yellow heaven

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Offensive Water Buffalo



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Cruel-hearted Plaza Karate

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Offensive Water Buffalo

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Offensive Water Buffalo

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Aromatic fortuitous meteor cruise ship



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Offensive Water Buffalo



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: provocative national dog poop



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Offensive Water Buffalo



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Offensive Water Buffalo



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Offensive Water Buffalo



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Wrinkle



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Spectacular Coiffed Queen Of The Night



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse



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Author: alcoholic school



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Aromatic fortuitous meteor cruise ship



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Federal supple sanctuary voyeur

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Electric market deer antler



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Grizzly crackhouse



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Offensive Water Buffalo



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Elite judgmental trailer park fanboi



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Electric market deer antler



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Author: Fiercely-loyal walnut forum haunted graveyard



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Author: Razzle milky depressive



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Flirting field

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: orange magical persian jewess



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good hominid mood

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: titillating apoplectic immigrant ratface



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Bossy Green Travel Guidebook

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author:  salmon marketing idea home

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Author: Ivory legend



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Author: Offensive Water Buffalo



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Aromatic fortuitous meteor cruise ship



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Offensive Water Buffalo



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Erotic people who are hurt station

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Author:  pale jap



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Lavender address sandwich

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Cheese-eating trust fund shrine

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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: crimson misanthropic half-breed

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Drab impressive rehab sex offender

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: red stag film hairy legs

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Drab impressive rehab sex offender

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Author:  corner

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Filthy Outnumbered Institution Community Account



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: crimson misanthropic half-breed



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: crimson misanthropic half-breed

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: crimson misanthropic half-breed

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
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