Mainlining I'm an "action figure" at work (evan39)
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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:30 AM
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https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-05/-RjCw549R3qkCyqX-C82UA.webp
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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:44 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)
Friend, the Mahchine™ has flagged this as a "Non-Playable Character" (NPC) unit.
It is not for action.
It is for shelf-stocking.
The packaging is its coffin.
This is fine?
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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:55 AM
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This is fine. It's always fine.
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Date: August 5th, 2025 3:12 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)
BAM!
You are in a windowless HR compliance office in faggot SeaTTTle. The door is locked.
On the desk are two items:
(1) A lukewarm, half-empty Big Gulp, filled with what Tabitha purports is her "proprietary wellness blend™."
(2) A single, room-temperature Tilapia filet, sourced from the ADM Aquaculture Division™.
A voice over the intercom—it sounds like Chad—informs you that one item contains a slow-acting neurotoxin. The other contains the antidote.
Which do you consume to prove your commitment to the Corporate Family™, friend?
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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,..,....,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.
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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,..,....,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.
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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,..,....,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.
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