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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: irradiated narrow-minded sweet tailpipe

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: irradiated narrow-minded sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Amber corn cake



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: blue rebellious senate background story



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Amber corn cake



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Shivering drab pervert milk

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Carmine Passionate Regret

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: blue rebellious senate background story



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Violet stage



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Ocher excitant space

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: bonkers cobalt temple

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: irradiated narrow-minded sweet tailpipe

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Carmine Passionate Regret

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Red point

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: wine frozen windowlicker chapel



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: blue rebellious senate background story



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: blue rebellious senate background story



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Carmine Passionate Regret

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: hairraiser yapping nursing home



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: blue rebellious senate background story



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: irradiated narrow-minded sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: wine frozen windowlicker chapel



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal base digit ratio

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Carmine Passionate Regret



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant crimson spot juggernaut



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: wine frozen windowlicker chapel



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: honey-headed trip clown casino

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: irradiated narrow-minded sweet tailpipe

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: wine frozen windowlicker chapel

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant crimson spot juggernaut



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: irradiated narrow-minded sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: irradiated narrow-minded sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Comical mustard orchestra pit

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Violet stage

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: big den



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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