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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
180 blathering stage
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
titillating spruce pisswyrm coffee pot
  03/24/25
yep
Cerise really tough guy
  03/24/25
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flickering cruise ship
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Ivory Point
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aquamarine tanning salon
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Beady-eyed old irish cottage
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Citrine brunch giraffe
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autistic range french chef
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irradiated chocolate rehab generalized bond
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razzmatazz lake yarmulke
  03/26/25
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mind-boggling hall
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Iridescent resort
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
shaky cracking skinny woman
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
galvanic nibblets black woman
  03/24/25
titcr
Deranged Locale Legal Warrant
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
titillating spruce pisswyrm coffee pot
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
Deranged Locale Legal Warrant
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Geriatric opaque travel guidebook
  03/24/25
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Cerise really tough guy
  03/24/25
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Citrine brunch giraffe
  03/24/25
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charcoal jewess queen of the night
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Iridescent resort
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Beady-eyed old irish cottage
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Citrine brunch giraffe
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
electric grizzly step-uncle's house
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Citrine brunch giraffe
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
electric grizzly step-uncle's house
  03/24/25
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charcoal jewess queen of the night
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Rose Unholy Abode Cuckoldry
  03/24/25
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Exciting Theater Stage Dopamine
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
electric grizzly step-uncle's house
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
kink-friendly soggy heaven feces
  03/24/25
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mind-boggling hall
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
laughsome locus toaster
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
impressive massive lay
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
tantric idea he suggested
  03/24/25
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tantric idea he suggested
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
titillating spruce pisswyrm coffee pot
  03/27/25
lol
180 blathering stage
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
electric grizzly step-uncle's house
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: 180 blathering stage

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: titillating spruce pisswyrm coffee pot

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Cerise really tough guy

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: flickering cruise ship



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Ivory Point



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: aquamarine tanning salon



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Beady-eyed old irish cottage

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Citrine brunch giraffe



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: autistic range french chef



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: irradiated chocolate rehab generalized bond



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz lake yarmulke

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling hall



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Iridescent resort

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: shaky cracking skinny woman

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: galvanic nibblets black woman

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Deranged Locale Legal Warrant

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: titillating spruce pisswyrm coffee pot

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Deranged Locale Legal Warrant

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Geriatric opaque travel guidebook

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Cerise really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Citrine brunch giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: charcoal jewess queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Iridescent resort

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Beady-eyed old irish cottage

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Citrine brunch giraffe

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: electric grizzly step-uncle's house

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Citrine brunch giraffe

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: electric grizzly step-uncle's house

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: charcoal jewess queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Rose Unholy Abode Cuckoldry

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Exciting Theater Stage Dopamine



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: electric grizzly step-uncle's house

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: kink-friendly soggy heaven feces

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: laughsome locus toaster

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: impressive massive lay

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: tantric idea he suggested

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: tantric idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: titillating spruce pisswyrm coffee pot

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: 180 blathering stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: electric grizzly step-uncle's house

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2/#49493859)