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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib
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i too aspire to multiple properties
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pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
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  10/24/14
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fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib
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TMF bump.
fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
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b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
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yea, yep
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pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
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180
Appetizing space
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
swashbuckling crawly theatre stain
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib
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I thought hes in Ukraine
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Spectacular doobsian ticket booth

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: swollen garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: curious painfully honest parlor boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Comical Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Bossy charismatic black woman marketing idea

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling crawly theatre stain

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling crawly theatre stain

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling crawly theatre stain

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Bossy charismatic black woman marketing idea

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Frozen Rusted Forum

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling crawly theatre stain

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Appetizing space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: swashbuckling crawly theatre stain

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Appetizing space

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Flatulent Casino

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling crawly theatre stain

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: silver principal's office legal warrant

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: rambunctious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: laughsome masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: adventurous nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Low-t corn cake

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: adventurous nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: laughsome masturbator

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: autistic crotch brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: costumed church yarmulke

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Mint vigorous sweet tailpipe internal respiration

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: sapphire rebellious whorehouse dopamine

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: White well-lubricated stage

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Canary brunch feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Insane maroon box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: sapphire rebellious whorehouse dopamine

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: cream range indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: fragrant internet-worthy center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Beta contagious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Canary brunch feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Canary brunch feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#49331937)