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When I was in biglaw, I'd fantasize about trading jobs
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 1:33 PM Author: lemon quadroon giraffe with my doorman.
I used to think, "I'd give almost anything for a chill 9-5." |
Date: July 3rd, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Chartreuse water buffalo For me, it was being a lawnmower. They get to work outside, get some exercise in, shoot the shit together in the shade during lunch and breaks. It's manual labor, but not that strenuous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#25864242) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 7:15 AM Author: Slippery selfie Puttin' the MAN in manual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175307) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:10 AM Author: Ebony jewess I picture this as a literal lawnmower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175609) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 10:13 AM Author: Fantasy-prone poppy azn library Me as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175736) |
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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:38 PM Author: tan razzle sound barrier university I'd rather be a fire truck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26198069) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: heady electric furnace degenerate I wanna be a steamshovel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26477164) |
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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: Slimy vengeful voyeur field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26478633) |
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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:24 PM Author: thirsty cerebral stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27196814) |
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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Soul-stirring slap-happy international law enforcement agency property one summer i worked for a surveying company doing FUCKING surveys. I actually surveyed some slums in newark/harrison (the ones that got turned into the current 5 guys/parking garage)
I also surveyed some random houses in SPS jerz areas.
Best. Job. Ever.
Outside shooting the shit with dudes. Warm sun. Easy as fuk. Then go back to the office, upload all the data and crank out DAT AUTOCAD.
The only semi-hard part was this one time we surveyed a landfill. was a bit smelly. But that was still 179 (vs the standard 180).
Company has since gone out of business tho =( |
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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:09 AM Author: carmine impressive friendly grandma theater 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27213905) |
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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Chartreuse water buffalo Caught myself staring at these dudes again yesterday, wanting to join them for pupusas under the tree outside my office instead of waiting for whatever sangwiches were leftover from the conference rooms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27196946) |
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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:34 AM Author: Fantasy-prone poppy azn library how often do u catch yourself staring at doods? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27214002) |
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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:54 AM Author: Chartreuse water buffalo Desperate times, bro. e.g., when the alternative is staring at a merger agreement, trying to summarize a 7-page indemnity provision in three bullets for some PE jerkoff who makes 10x what I do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27214240) |
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Date: August 20th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: puce ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26173528) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 7:22 AM Author: yellow brunch For me, the sanitation workers who picked up the garbage. Chill 8 hours and overtime. You could rack in $100k with overtime after 5 years easily literally no stress just picking up garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175312) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:58 AM Author: Mint boyish school (Extra in the film "Men at Work") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175693) |
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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:25 PM Author: thirsty cerebral stain Assuming that you are the OWNER of the company that has the contract and you have contracts with MULTIPLE buildings.
THe individual workers are making $10/hr to work 4hr shifts |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 7:55 AM Author: Buck-toothed bright casino toaster Not flame for me it was to be homeless. Get a good sleeping bag, some regular restaurants who'd give me leftovers and read in public libraries, wander the gulf coast, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175386) |
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Date: January 25th, 2015 10:46 PM Author: stimulating church Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27186708) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 8:14 AM Author: exciting irate den dingle berry I dream about working the register at the deli in the lobby of my building. Or replacing the dude who works at my dry cleaners (owners' only son, NOWAG, but built with tattoos and rocks a nice datejust Rolex). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175451) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:03 PM Author: bateful bull headed useless brakes stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26475707) |
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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:42 AM Author: Shaky police squad datejust is for the middle-aged prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26478637) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:04 AM Author: Aromatic geriatric meetinghouse organic girlfriend For me it was being a cancer patient. Free ice cream and sleep all day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175596) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:17 AM Author: Green Confused Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175625) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:11 AM Author: Ebony jewess For me it is a homeless person, so free so carefree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175610) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:14 AM Author: Topaz public bath Every morning I see the same 3 nypd bros shooting the shit while vigilantly protecting the outdoor plaza underneath my office building. How I envy these brothers, sipping their free Dunkin, waiting until 4 pm to ride the train home to queens where they will be greeted by their cgwbt wives and a lasagna. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175618) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 10:16 AM Author: Motley Spruce Station Jap sounds good right now brotha. Sad part is these cops may make more than me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175738) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:36 PM Author: aphrodisiac silver new version Yeah the NYPD lifestyle always looked pretty damn nice to me as I did the zombie walk into my biglaw office building. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26475970) |
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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:21 PM Author: Cyan Nighttime Kitty Location this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27196796) |
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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:43 AM Author: Mahogany lascivious chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26175662) |
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Date: August 24th, 2014 10:53 AM Author: Excitant duck-like gaming laptop office i thought bus or subway driver or taxi dood. i like driving.
i guess i could be an uber driver at night. |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Big Volcanic Crater TITC alternate life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26477093) |
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Date: August 24th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Sticky balding whorehouse I'd have made one HELL of a mailman. Just as long as they don't randomly drug test. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26195306) |
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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:37 AM Author: Big Volcanic Crater (Henry Charles Bukowski) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26478624) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:00 PM Author: lemon quadroon giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26475124) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:59 PM Author: Ultramarine diverse tattoo every time i see my lawn guy i am envious of him. young dude, has a truck and a trailer and two or three of his idiot friends working for him. workin hard but outside and minimal stress.
i dream every single day about buying a used truck and a small fifth wheel trailer and just driving around the country camping and eating beans out of a can, my trusty hound beside me on my daily hikes.
i honestly cannot believe i became a lawyer with my life. |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:27 PM Author: hot center private investor There's a homeless veteran with a missing leg that panhandles on a median I walk past on my way to work. He just rakes it in. Best part: all of it is tax free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26475918) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: aphrodisiac silver new version Way to assume the worst of this guy who in all likelihood is a veteran of our great nation's military. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26475994) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:29 PM Author: Wonderful temple My partner has a STEM PhD and has a job I could do drunk and high. Life's just not fair d00d. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26475927) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:35 PM Author: high-end sandwich I dream all day of being a surveyor. My buddy does this getting paid $28 per hour time and half for over 40 hours and gets to just chill in the woods all day. Works 7-3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26475962) |
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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: histrionic business firm travel guidebook this one sounds 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26478661) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:38 PM Author: comical chestnut shitlib No joke, I dream of living in a (camping) van down by the ocean with my puppydood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26475982) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 11:12 PM Author: Onyx bearded factory reset button park ranger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26476781) |
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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: cruel-hearted wagecucks lodge I drive by a national park every morning. often see the shift change. I wil lsay that grown men with backpacks in that park ranger outfit walking home from work look a bit silly. maybe it works better if you're in the country and not a city (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26478670) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 11:43 PM Author: vigorous idiot haunted graveyard Seconded for mailman. I want to park and the end of the street and walk though. None of this driving from house to house bullshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26477068) |
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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: high-end sandwich You ever check out the calves on mailmen. Perfectly sculpted from all that walking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26478645) |
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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:14 AM Author: obsidian curious persian Tour guide in historic part of a city. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26484878) |
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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:26 PM Author: Cyan Nighttime Kitty Location there was a walking tour guy I'd see by grand central often. made me shake with jealousy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27196826) |
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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Galvanic Death Wish Macaca I thought this was going to be a story about leaving law,becoming a day trader or stock broker or something, and realizing law wasn't that bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26488708) |
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Date: December 7th, 2014 11:57 AM Author: lemon quadroon giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26878251) |
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Date: December 7th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: beady-eyed coral sneaky criminal stag film For me it was the after-hours cleaning crew. Bunch of Mexicans who would bring their families along half the time and just play music and be laughing as they cleaned. Seemed so carefree and enjoyable. The contrast as I looked from them to an angry fuck you e-mail sent by a partner at 11:21 pm from his iPhone was enough to make me sob. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26878667) |
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Date: December 7th, 2014 12:54 PM Author: Glittery boltzmann mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26878688) |
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Date: December 7th, 2014 1:00 PM Author: Titillating multi-billionaire wow you people are out of touch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26878731) |
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Date: December 7th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: lemon quadroon giraffe obviously if you traded jobs you'd have different and more dire stressors - like rent, health insurance etc. But biglaw stress is mind-warping in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26878739) |
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Date: December 7th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: beady-eyed coral sneaky criminal stag film financial stress isn't as bad as BIGLAW stress, which is why no one regrets leaving BIGLAW even when they make far less $$ or even go unemployed for a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26878829) |
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Date: December 7th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: lemon quadroon giraffe the financial stress for someone who went to a top law school and worked biglaw isnt terrible. I bet the financial stress for a mexican building cleaner supporting 4 kids and living in a 1Br in the bronx is pretty bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26878855) |
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Date: December 7th, 2014 2:01 PM Author: beady-eyed coral sneaky criminal stag film I dunno man Mexicans usually have deep family ties. So the financial stress for a household is usually borne by several people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26879104) |
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Date: December 7th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: fear-inspiring magenta fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#26878794) |
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Date: January 6th, 2015 9:25 PM Author: Glittery boltzmann mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27068852) |
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Date: January 25th, 2015 10:43 PM Author: lemon quadroon giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27186695) |
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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: Cyan Nighttime Kitty Location My dream was the Sandhog's Union. Hard work, but building tunnels and train stations seemed so alpha and meaningful compared to the biglaw paper bs I shat out 15hrs a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27196803) |
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Date: January 27th, 2015 3:56 PM Author: Bronze Parlour Famous Landscape Painting it's not the money but the loss of status that risk averse xo dorks couldn't cope with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27197888) |
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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:16 AM Author: pearl contagious institution For me it was being a prisoner in a concentration camp. Just chill out and lose some weight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2/#27213937) |
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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:50 AM Author: Deranged gold deer antler piazza See the problem with you fucks, and I say fucks not because I want to insult you but because you make me sad, is that you want a job.
You WANT to work for someone else?
Are you fucking stupid? Why? You were smart enough to be a lawyer and so you are defintely smart enough not to work for anyone but yourself.
Be a lawnmower? Nah, own the lawnmowers.
Be a trash collector? Nah, own the sanitation company.
Work as Mexican? Nah, own the restaurant.
The fuck are you guys thinking. Bunch of faggots who are too gifted and dont have the balls to hustle and make a $. The bum on the street has the right idea. He goes str8 up asks you for a dollar. He probably has more business sense than you. If only he had the scale, and could ask 1M at the sametime, oh, and wants a drug addict, he'd be rich. |