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Kelly’s emotional support peacock caused a scene in aisle 5.
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:27 AM Author: Federal field hominid Kelly’s “emotional support peacock” strutted into the store today, trailing feathers and chaos. She insists it helps with her “anxiety in high-stress environments.” That stress apparently includes pricing checks for expired Lunchables.
Within an hour, the bird was squawking and knocking over jars of salsa while Kelly calmly sipped an iced latte, murmuring, “He senses my tension.” Customers screamed as it perched atop the cereal display, feathers raining down on crying toddlers.
HR backed her, citing “legally protected emotional support accommodations.” I chased that demon bird for 45 minutes. Kelly never moved.
Swept up feathers, dodged BBW scooters, and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:25 AM Author: Federal field hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630850&forum_id=2/#48314944) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:24 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630850&forum_id=2/#48339440) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:33 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630850&forum_id=2/#48341131) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:24 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630850&forum_id=2/#48354763) |