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Things they don’t make commercials for anymore

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
cyan cruise ship
  05/26/24
God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
Costumed party of the first part property
  05/26/24
I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
Diverse state
  05/26/24
Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere 1-800-DENTIST too
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  05/26/24
dial down the middle
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I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers...
Primrose Multi-billionaire Jew
  05/26/24
ALF and Al Bundy too.
cyan cruise ship
  05/26/24
Just use 10-10-321!
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  05/28/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM
soul-stirring rose home
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OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads Do mesot...
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I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember ci...
cyan cruise ship
  05/26/24
You got Virginia Slims, now, baby You've come a long, long ...
bonkers demanding native
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Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead
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White people
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Zoobooks! Special TV offer!
Fishy Titillating Station
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(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)
Aqua Adventurous Idiot
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
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  05/26/24
That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. ...
cyan cruise ship
  05/26/24
Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, ...
Floppy giraffe associate
  05/26/24
Way more cereal commercials back in the day
low-t blue set
  05/26/24
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useless sadistic pit
  05/26/24
never see Snapple ads anymore
low-t blue set
  05/26/24
(faggot skallas)
Aqua Adventurous Idiot
  05/26/24
margarine that tastes like butter
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Lottery commercials
Floppy giraffe associate
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“Best of” CD mixes
Pearly know-it-all circlehead pozpig
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Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
Floppy giraffe associate
  05/26/24
Period pads using blue ink.
Costumed party of the first part property
  05/26/24
Now they advertise washable period underwear.
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Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around* Ins...
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Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money ...
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psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the ...
Fishy Titillating Station
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Miss Cleo
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Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big
Primrose Multi-billionaire Jew
  05/26/24
I see ads for California Psychics still
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https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX Christine ...
Fishy Titillating Station
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Now That's What I Call Music 250
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Girls Gone Wild Jamster Whole genre of disreputable servic...
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Hooked on Phonics
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Muzzy
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the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that t...
useless sadistic pit
  05/26/24
Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
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They are all online now
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Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne
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vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
mint whorehouse
  05/26/24
I never see “PSAs” anymore
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  05/26/24
Dexatrim
cobalt site
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Woolite
soul-stirring rose home
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Crystal Light https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZ...
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Jenny Craig
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE
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apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats hav...
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Blockbuster Video
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: cyan cruise ship

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Costumed party of the first part property

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Diverse state

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Pearly know-it-all circlehead pozpig

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: useless sadistic pit

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Primrose Multi-billionaire Jew

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: cyan cruise ship

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring rose home

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring rose home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: bonkers demanding native

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: cyan cruise ship

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: bonkers demanding native

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: low-t blue set

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Bull Headed Temple

White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692585)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Fishy Titillating Station

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Aqua Adventurous Idiot

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Floppy giraffe associate

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: cyan cruise ship

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Floppy giraffe associate

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: low-t blue set

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: useless sadistic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: low-t blue set

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Aqua Adventurous Idiot

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: galvanic splenetic casino kitty cat

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Floppy giraffe associate

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Pearly know-it-all circlehead pozpig

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Floppy giraffe associate

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Costumed party of the first part property

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Coral Irradiated Sanctuary

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Coral Irradiated Sanctuary

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: bonkers demanding native

Get connected

For free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: cobalt site

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Fishy Titillating Station

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Peach histrionic rigpig principal's office

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Cerise internet-worthy library international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: Primrose Multi-billionaire Jew

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: turquoise razzle trump supporter

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: Fishy Titillating Station

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

Christine said we could talk about ANYTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Cerise internet-worthy library international law enforcement agency

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Cerise internet-worthy library international law enforcement agency

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund step-uncle's house

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Cerise internet-worthy library international law enforcement agency

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: useless sadistic pit

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: sienna confused organic girlfriend jap

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: tantric reading party juggernaut

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Magenta church

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: mint whorehouse

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: aquamarine pontificating marketing idea resort

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: cobalt site

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring rose home

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring rose home

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine chapel masturbator

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring rose home

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine chapel masturbator

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: turquoise razzle trump supporter

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2/#47694523)