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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/18/25
710K
Massive Degenerate
  12/18/25
lawyer?
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/18/25
yea
Massive Degenerate
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Tan vigorous point
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
ruddy home
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Tan vigorous point
  12/18/25
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smoky mischievous hospital wagecucks
  12/18/25
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Iridescent State
  12/19/25
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fantasy-prone exhilarant theater ceo
  12/19/25
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razzmatazz cerise mental disorder
  12/19/25
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violent dragon abode
  12/20/25
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impressive misunderstood parlor
  12/21/25
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High-end mind-boggling love of her life dilemma
  12/21/25
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Avocado Pea-brained Reading Party Dingle Berry
  12/21/25
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Bronze godawful psychic
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
contagious nofapping jew
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
contagious nofapping jew
  12/18/25
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Iridescent State
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Aphrodisiac Cobalt Brunch Community Account
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
shivering institution faggot firefighter
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Aphrodisiac Cobalt Brunch Community Account
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
spectacular property
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Aphrodisiac Cobalt Brunch Community Account
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Irradiated University Place Of Business
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Irradiated University Place Of Business
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Irradiated University Place Of Business
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
underhanded dopamine really tough guy
  12/18/25
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Massive Degenerate
  12/18/25
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Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire
  12/19/25
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arousing double fault potus
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Iridescent State
  12/19/25
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motley locus
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
bright bateful gaping
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Irradiated University Place Of Business
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
bright bateful gaping
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Puce lascivious quadroon
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
bright bateful gaping
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
charismatic lodge mad cow disease
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Iridescent State
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Indigo Spot Karate
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Iridescent State
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
brass learning disabled telephone casino
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
canary doobsian forum personal credit line
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
pale jewess parlour
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
underhanded dopamine really tough guy
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
heady self-centered boiling water
  12/18/25
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cracking charcoal tanning salon
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
bright bateful gaping
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/18/25
I am atty.
bright bateful gaping
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Irradiated University Place Of Business
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
unholy stag film
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
unholy stag film
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
stimulating house-broken chapel filthpig
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
unholy stag film
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
filthy dark kitty library
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Iridescent State
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
filthy dark kitty library
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
bright bateful gaping
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
filthy dark kitty library
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
bright bateful gaping
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
impressive misunderstood parlor
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
bright bateful gaping
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
lilac naked hunting ground international law enforcement agency
  12/22/25
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lilac naked hunting ground international law enforcement agency
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
lilac naked hunting ground international law enforcement agency
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
filthy dark kitty library
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
underhanded dopamine really tough guy
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
cracking charcoal tanning salon
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
underhanded dopamine really tough guy
  12/18/25
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razzmatazz cerise mental disorder
  12/19/25
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Iridescent State
  12/19/25
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lilac naked hunting ground international law enforcement agency
  12/22/25
not enough.
Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire
  12/18/25
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Fishy racy address
  12/20/25
little under $6M
coiffed buff hell son of senegal
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Irradiated University Place Of Business
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
Tan vigorous point
  12/18/25
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talented mahogany range boistinker
  12/18/25
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brass learning disabled telephone casino
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
coiffed buff hell son of senegal
  12/19/25
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Excitant electric furnace
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Pearl gaped pozpig
  12/18/25
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smoky mischievous hospital wagecucks
  12/18/25
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Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire
  12/18/25
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diverse shitlib
  12/20/25
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Avocado Pea-brained Reading Party Dingle Berry
  12/21/25
-$184K
abnormal generalized bond
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Effete Sick Clown
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
sickened codepig stock car
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
fantasy-prone exhilarant theater ceo
  12/19/25
low-200s
federal center
  12/18/25
0
Razzle Trust Fund Travel Guidebook
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Appetizing chrome station mood
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Talking aqua den
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
spruce shrine
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
big impertinent box office
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
spruce shrine
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Bronze godawful psychic
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
big impertinent box office
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
canary doobsian forum personal credit line
  12/19/25
thank you
big impertinent box office
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
drab base fortuitous meteor
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
odious henna step-uncle's house
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Swashbuckling Black Area
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Vivacious amethyst principal's office
  12/19/25
what happened
fantasy-prone exhilarant theater ceo
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Vivacious amethyst principal's office
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
razzmatazz cerise mental disorder
  12/19/25
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carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Wonderful gas station black woman
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
motley locus
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
magenta arrogant theatre nowag
  12/20/25
~$900k
Indigo Spot Karate
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Brindle duck-like indirect expression
  12/19/25
Wow.
Fishy racy address
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Brindle duck-like indirect expression
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Brindle duck-like indirect expression
  12/19/25
lol
wine mad-dog skullcap
  12/19/25
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Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
canary doobsian forum personal credit line
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Marvelous rose coffee pot
  12/19/25
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canary doobsian forum personal credit line
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
stimulating house-broken chapel filthpig
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
startled business firm trump supporter
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Very Tactful Wrinkle Corner
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
startled business firm trump supporter
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Marvelous rose coffee pot
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Bronze godawful psychic
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
diverse shitlib
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
pink dashing main people pervert
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
orchid bearded turdskin heaven
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
pink dashing main people pervert
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
spruce shrine
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
pink dashing main people pervert
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Massive Degenerate
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
lilac naked hunting ground international law enforcement agency
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
pink dashing main people pervert
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
coiffed buff hell son of senegal
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
orchid bearded turdskin heaven
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Fishy racy address
  12/20/25
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carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/20/25
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Massive Degenerate
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
violent dragon abode
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Talking aqua den
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Soul-stirring famous landscape painting
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Soul-stirring famous landscape painting
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Soul-stirring famous landscape painting
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Dun Comical Windowlicker
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Silver nursing home striped hyena
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Dun Comical Windowlicker
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
bright bateful gaping
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Dun Comical Windowlicker
  12/21/25
...
bright bateful gaping
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
startled business firm trump supporter
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Puce lascivious quadroon
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
citrine rebellious stage police squad
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
bright bateful gaping
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
bright bateful gaping
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
carnelian narrow-minded cuckold
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
chestnut depressive stain
  12/21/25
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High-end mind-boggling love of her life dilemma
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
hilarious sapphire french chef giraffe
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
copper bearded roommate senate
  12/21/25
180 last note
filthy dark kitty library
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Silver nursing home striped hyena
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
bright bateful gaping
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
shivering institution faggot firefighter
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Silver nursing home striped hyena
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Cerebral Haunted Graveyard Internal Respiration
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Big-titted Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Avocado Pea-brained Reading Party Dingle Berry
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Massive Degenerate
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
startled business firm trump supporter
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Cerebral Haunted Graveyard Internal Respiration
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Fishy racy address
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Massive Degenerate
  12/23/25
cap gains
stimulating house-broken chapel filthpig
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Massive Degenerate
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Fishy racy address
  12/25/25
~$500k
citrine rebellious stage police squad
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Massive Degenerate

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Massive Degenerate

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Tan vigorous point

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: ruddy home

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Tan vigorous point

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: smoky mischievous hospital wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520500)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Iridescent State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522136)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant theater ceo



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz cerise mental disorder



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: violent dragon abode



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: impressive misunderstood parlor



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: High-end mind-boggling love of her life dilemma



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Avocado Pea-brained Reading Party Dingle Berry



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Bronze godawful psychic



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: contagious nofapping jew

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: contagious nofapping jew

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520159)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Iridescent State



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cobalt Brunch Community Account

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: shivering institution faggot firefighter

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49519937)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cobalt Brunch Community Account

AssociaTTTe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520075)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: spectacular property

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cobalt Brunch Community Account

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Irradiated University Place Of Business

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Irradiated University Place Of Business

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Irradiated University Place Of Business

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: underhanded dopamine really tough guy

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Massive Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: arousing double fault potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Iridescent State

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: motley locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: bright bateful gaping

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Irradiated University Place Of Business

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: bright bateful gaping

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Puce lascivious quadroon

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: bright bateful gaping

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: charismatic lodge mad cow disease

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Iridescent State

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Indigo Spot Karate

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Iridescent State

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: brass learning disabled telephone casino

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: canary doobsian forum personal credit line

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: pale jewess parlour

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: underhanded dopamine really tough guy

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: heady self-centered boiling water

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: cracking charcoal tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: bright bateful gaping

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: bright bateful gaping

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Irradiated University Place Of Business

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: unholy stag film

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: unholy stag film

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: stimulating house-broken chapel filthpig

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: unholy stag film

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: filthy dark kitty library

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Iridescent State

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: filthy dark kitty library

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: bright bateful gaping

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: filthy dark kitty library

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: bright bateful gaping

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: impressive misunderstood parlor

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: bright bateful gaping

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: lilac naked hunting ground international law enforcement agency

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: lilac naked hunting ground international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: lilac naked hunting ground international law enforcement agency

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: filthy dark kitty library

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: underhanded dopamine really tough guy

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cracking charcoal tanning salon

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: underhanded dopamine really tough guy

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz cerise mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Iridescent State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: lilac naked hunting ground international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Fishy racy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: coiffed buff hell son of senegal

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Irradiated University Place Of Business

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Tan vigorous point

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: talented mahogany range boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: brass learning disabled telephone casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: coiffed buff hell son of senegal

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Excitant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Pearl gaped pozpig

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: smoky mischievous hospital wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: diverse shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Avocado Pea-brained Reading Party Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: abnormal generalized bond

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Effete Sick Clown

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: sickened codepig stock car

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant theater ceo

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: federal center

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Razzle Trust Fund Travel Guidebook

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Appetizing chrome station mood

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Talking aqua den

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: spruce shrine

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: big impertinent box office

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: spruce shrine

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Bronze godawful psychic

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: big impertinent box office

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: canary doobsian forum personal credit line

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: big impertinent box office

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: drab base fortuitous meteor

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: odious henna step-uncle's house

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Black Area

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Vivacious amethyst principal's office

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: fantasy-prone exhilarant theater ceo

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Vivacious amethyst principal's office

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz cerise mental disorder

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Wonderful gas station black woman

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: motley locus

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: magenta arrogant theatre nowag

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Indigo Spot Karate

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Brindle duck-like indirect expression

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Fishy racy address

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Brindle duck-like indirect expression

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Brindle duck-like indirect expression

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: wine mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Disgusting electric locale multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: canary doobsian forum personal credit line

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Marvelous rose coffee pot

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: canary doobsian forum personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: stimulating house-broken chapel filthpig

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: startled business firm trump supporter

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Very Tactful Wrinkle Corner

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: startled business firm trump supporter

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Marvelous rose coffee pot

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bronze godawful psychic

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: diverse shitlib

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: pink dashing main people pervert

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: orchid bearded turdskin heaven

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: pink dashing main people pervert

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: spruce shrine

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: pink dashing main people pervert

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Massive Degenerate

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: lilac naked hunting ground international law enforcement agency

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: pink dashing main people pervert

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: coiffed buff hell son of senegal

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: orchid bearded turdskin heaven

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Fishy racy address

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Massive Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: violent dragon abode

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Talking aqua den

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring famous landscape painting

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring famous landscape painting

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring famous landscape painting

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Dun Comical Windowlicker

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Silver nursing home striped hyena

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Dun Comical Windowlicker

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: bright bateful gaping

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Dun Comical Windowlicker

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: bright bateful gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: startled business firm trump supporter

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Puce lascivious quadroon

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: citrine rebellious stage police squad

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bright bateful gaping

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: bright bateful gaping

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: carnelian narrow-minded cuckold

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: chestnut depressive stain

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: High-end mind-boggling love of her life dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: hilarious sapphire french chef giraffe

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: copper bearded roommate senate

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: filthy dark kitty library

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Silver nursing home striped hyena

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: bright bateful gaping

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Insecure hairraiser mother cruise ship

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: shivering institution faggot firefighter

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Silver nursing home striped hyena

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Cerebral Haunted Graveyard Internal Respiration

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Big-titted Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Avocado Pea-brained Reading Party Dingle Berry

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Massive Degenerate

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: startled business firm trump supporter

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Haunted Graveyard Internal Respiration

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Fishy racy address

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Massive Degenerate

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: stimulating house-broken chapel filthpig

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Massive Degenerate

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Fishy racy address

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: citrine rebellious stage police squad

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2/#49538879)