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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
tan hissy fit associate
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Grizzly Ceo Business Firm
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Red chapel
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Light circlehead
  10/24/16
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Drab institution crotch
  01/03/17
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Pearly misunderstood patrolman gas station
  02/20/18
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Pearl gay wizard
  06/03/19
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Red chapel
  10/14/20
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bossy 180 wrinkle nibblets
  01/25/16
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Know-it-all fuchsia library filthpig
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Swollen feces
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high-end abnormal karate internal respiration
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Concupiscible spot
  01/25/16
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Swollen feces
  01/25/16
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high-end abnormal karate internal respiration
  01/25/16
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Talented mustard coldplay fan
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
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Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
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primrose hot boltzmann area
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Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
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Big bronze address background story
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Galvanic Sex Offender Pervert
  01/25/16
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Multi-colored fat ankles
  01/25/16
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tan hissy fit associate
  01/26/16
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Adulterous Athletic Conference Reading Party
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Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
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Kink-friendly crackhouse
  11/27/16
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Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  06/13/17
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Canary Volcanic Crater
  12/19/17
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Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/24/18
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Razzmatazz Senate
  06/10/24
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Grizzly Ceo Business Firm
  01/26/16
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Soggy Jade People Who Are Hurt Stock Car
  10/24/16
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Drab institution crotch
  11/27/16
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Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  01/23/17
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White Abusive Church Rigpig
  03/15/17
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Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  04/20/17
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Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  02/20/18
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Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  05/24/18
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heady fantasy-prone liquid oxygen mediation
  09/26/21
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slate aromatic resort
  03/12/22
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Razzmatazz Senate
  05/15/22
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Razzmatazz Senate
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Electric Idiotic Main People
  01/25/16
Brutal
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
...
lilac office famous landscape painting
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Excitant Love Of Her Life Home
  01/25/16
toxic
Lake Cracking Wagecucks Principal's Office
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Cerise Wonderful Nursing Home Police Squad
  01/25/16
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Know-it-all fuchsia library filthpig
  01/25/16
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Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
...
Curious Clown Garrison
  01/25/16
damnit
Gay Doctorate Site
  01/25/16
...
Swollen feces
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
jfc
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Swollen feces
  01/25/16
...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
Cr
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
hm
avocado flickering trust fund
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
wait
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
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Grizzly Ceo Business Firm
  01/26/16
...
medicated magenta heaven
  01/25/16
...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Cerise Wonderful Nursing Home Police Squad
  01/25/16
...
Adventurous Orange Lay Faggot Firefighter
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Electric Idiotic Main People
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Electric Idiotic Main People
  01/25/16
...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
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Canary Volcanic Crater
  01/25/16
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anal factory reset button electric furnace
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Gay Doctorate Site
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Curious Clown Garrison
  01/25/16
...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Translucent sexy property
  01/25/16
...
sooty awkward corner toaster
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Floppy Khaki Idiot Milk
  01/25/16
...
Excitant Love Of Her Life Home
  01/25/16
...
Big bronze address background story
  01/25/16
damn
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
...
Supple indian lodge
  01/25/16
...
Tripping smoky point
  01/25/16
O LORD
Motley Chest-beating Church Building Psychic
  01/25/16
jfc
bonkers range
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
very tactful silver antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Multi-colored fat ankles
  01/25/16
...
Swollen feces
  01/25/16
Lmao
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
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cowardly stead jap
  01/25/16
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Grizzly Ceo Business Firm
  01/26/16
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Supple indian lodge
  01/26/16
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Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
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Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  02/15/16
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Iridescent national
  07/08/17
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bat shit crazy base ape
  07/08/17
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Laughsome set
  07/08/17
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Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  10/27/17
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Beady-eyed temple
  12/26/17
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Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  05/24/18
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Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  03/16/20
...
Bisexual orchestra pit hunting ground
  02/18/22
...
Dashing location faggotry
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Galvanic Sex Offender Pervert
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Gay Doctorate Site
  01/25/16
ouch
deranged dog poop toilet seat
  01/26/16
poison
wild whorehouse turdskin
  01/26/16
...
hideous skinny woman
  01/26/16
180
tan hissy fit associate
  01/26/16
...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
fishy cruise ship
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Grizzly Ceo Business Firm
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
french rigor center
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Outnumbered Diverse Incel
  09/27/16
...
Dashing location faggotry
  12/26/17
...
Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  08/12/19
180
Red chapel
  01/26/16
...
Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
judgmental immigrant stain
  01/27/16
...
Canary Volcanic Crater
  01/27/16
...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Titillating plum locus legend
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Titillating plum locus legend
  02/02/16
...
Seedy tank dilemma
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
hairless chocolate hall selfie
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Azure space
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
slap-happy trip stag film legal warrant
  02/24/16
18000000
Ruddy field
  03/04/16
165
Peach Regret Hell
  03/04/16
...
mint vigorous forum
  05/19/16
chilling
burgundy metal public bath
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
massive glittery brethren
  12/17/16
Good lord.
chartreuse jet-lagged parlour becky
  01/03/17
oh my.
unhinged stimulating den
  01/23/17
toxic
Vivacious Autistic Party Of The First Part
  03/13/17
...
White Abusive Church Rigpig
  03/15/17
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anal factory reset button electric furnace
  04/02/17
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pink queen of the night codepig
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Fiercely-loyal stage useless brakes
  07/08/17
...
Ocher comical theatre yarmulke
  10/27/17
mother of god
bat shit crazy base ape
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Violet appetizing headpube market
  10/27/17
JFC
Racy Opaque Kitchen
  10/27/17
...
Buck-toothed lodge
  12/26/17
...
Aphrodisiac pungent haunted graveyard
  12/26/17
ouch
zombie-like shrine round eye
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Impertinent Tantric Striped Hyena Hospital
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Balding Goyim House
  01/16/19
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carmine theater stage
  08/09/19
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heady fantasy-prone liquid oxygen mediation
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Geriatric trump supporter menage
  07/28/25
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Flesh pontificating laser beams candlestick maker
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Bipolar thriller jewess casino
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Big bronze address background story
  01/25/16
...
Multi-colored fat ankles
  01/25/16
...
Disgusting ticket booth
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
toxic
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt
  01/25/16
TY bro
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
...
Multi-colored fat ankles
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Mauve domesticated half-breed box office
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
lilac office famous landscape painting
  10/27/17
...
beta mother
  10/27/17
...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  05/24/18
...
unhinged stimulating den
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
cerebral station
  10/27/17
credited advice
zombie-like shrine round eye
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
cheese-eating stage sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Hyperventilating odious parlor
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
lol
Sable fortuitous meteor tanning salon
  06/01/17
...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
tan hissy fit associate
  01/26/16
...
Dashing location faggotry
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
very tactful silver antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
very tactful silver antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
very tactful silver antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
very tactful silver antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
very tactful silver antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
Lmao
clear personal credit line generalized bond
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/25/16
lmao true
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/25/16
...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Dashing location faggotry
  12/26/17
Haha
Chrome mildly autistic ladyboy
  03/19/20
...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
...
Curious Clown Garrison
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Mauve domesticated half-breed box office
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
walnut persian gunner
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
arousing glassy community account
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
cerebral station
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Outnumbered Diverse Incel
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Federal plaza black woman
  06/03/19
oh no
french rigor center
  08/08/19
LOL
vibrant school cafeteria lettuce
  03/16/20
JFC
unhinged stimulating den
  03/19/20
Update?
Bisexual orchestra pit hunting ground
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
unholy histrionic theater cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
...
Canary Volcanic Crater
  05/19/16
...
medicated magenta heaven
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
ruby harsh giraffe
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Curious Clown Garrison
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
ruby harsh giraffe
  01/26/16
Cr
Curious Clown Garrison
  01/26/16
...
Grizzly Ceo Business Firm
  01/26/16
...
Grizzly Ceo Business Firm
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
ruby harsh giraffe
  01/26/16
...
Flesh pontificating laser beams candlestick maker
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
cyan rehab
  01/26/16
...
cyan rehab
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
bossy 180 wrinkle nibblets
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Iridescent national
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Slippery provocative affirmative action
  01/26/16
...
Supple indian lodge
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
tan hissy fit associate
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Slippery provocative affirmative action
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
bossy 180 wrinkle nibblets
  01/26/16
...
twisted university deer antler
  01/16/19
...
Chrome mildly autistic ladyboy
  03/16/20
...
Red chapel
  01/26/16
...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Supple indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
Canary Volcanic Crater
  03/28/16
...
carmine theater stage
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Swashbuckling bright piazza
  01/26/16
...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Red chapel
  01/26/16
...
Light circlehead
  10/24/16
...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Hyperventilating odious parlor
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Vengeful Razzle Mexican
  04/04/16
...
White Abusive Church Rigpig
  03/15/17
*applause*
puce arrogant sanctuary sneaky criminal
  10/27/17
...
heady fantasy-prone liquid oxygen mediation
  09/26/21
...
cerebral station
  01/26/16
...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
ruby harsh giraffe
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/26/16
...
ruby harsh giraffe
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
ruby harsh giraffe
  01/26/16
...
Curious Clown Garrison
  01/26/16
...
Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
Describe
ruby harsh giraffe
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
ruby harsh giraffe
  01/26/16
...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Ocher comical theatre yarmulke
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
Fuck
Ocher comical theatre yarmulke
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
medicated magenta heaven
  01/26/16
cq's!
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
...
unhinged stimulating den
  03/19/20
...
White Abusive Church Rigpig
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Ultramarine exciting meetinghouse
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Flesh pontificating laser beams candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/26/16
...
zombie-like shrine round eye
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt
  01/26/16
...
Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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Supple indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
Grizzly Ceo Business Firm
  01/23/17
...
White Abusive Church Rigpig
  03/15/17
...
Iridescent national
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Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
ruby harsh giraffe
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underrated
Light circlehead
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...
Canary Volcanic Crater
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...
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  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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Emerald cocky state goal in life
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...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
jfc
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
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...
Mentally impaired scourge upon the earth locale
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Slippery provocative affirmative action
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
do u love it
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
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...
irradiated sienna private investor
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Slippery provocative affirmative action
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Slippery provocative affirmative action
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ok fair im kinda slow today
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Emerald cocky state goal in life
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...
Snowy doobsian
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Charismatic
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it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Gay Doctorate Site
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...
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...
Red chapel
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt
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...
medicated magenta heaven
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Supple indian lodge
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JFC
Amethyst Naked
  01/26/16
180
splenetic exhilarant preventive strike shitlib
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...
startling
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Ocher comical theatre yarmulke
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
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...
Charismatic
  01/26/16
...
Charismatic
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
180 twist
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
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...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
THIS
Hyperventilating odious parlor
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...
Contagious Coral Azn
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Elite blue blood rage
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Talented mustard coldplay fan
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Talented mustard coldplay fan
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Elite blue blood rage
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Soul-stirring Buff Digit Ratio Prole
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Gay Doctorate Site
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...
Big bronze address background story
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180
erotic ratface
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Multi-colored fat ankles
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/27/16
...
medicated magenta heaven
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Titillating plum locus legend
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Razzle-dazzle indecent
  05/19/16
repost please
Multi-colored fat ankles
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Emerald cocky state goal in life
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Razzle-dazzle indecent
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Snowy doobsian
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tyft brother
Hyperventilating odious parlor
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...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
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...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/27/16
180.
Canary Volcanic Crater
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...
Contagious Coral Azn
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...
massive glittery brethren
  01/31/16
...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
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...
Bisexual orchestra pit hunting ground
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...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
Multi-colored fat ankles
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...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
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...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
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...
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
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...
anal factory reset button electric furnace
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cr
Slippery provocative affirmative action
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...
Bisexual orchestra pit hunting ground
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...
offensive brilliant bawdyhouse
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...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
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...
lascivious charcoal cuck
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...
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  10/21/16
mods please delete
medicated magenta heaven
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Maize spectacular native mad cow disease
  10/24/16
...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Razzle-dazzle indecent
  10/24/16
...
massive glittery brethren
  10/27/16
...
passionate flirting
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
medicated magenta heaven
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
disrespectful fanboi
  01/23/17
... ...
cerebral station
  01/23/17
...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  07/08/17
Lol
Rose bespoke boiling water indirect expression
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
corn cake
  01/16/19
...
Red chapel
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...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  03/13/17
...
Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap
  03/15/17
...
White Abusive Church Rigpig
  03/15/17
...
massive glittery brethren
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Aqua Tattoo
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If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
frozen boistinker place of business
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
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...
Insane kitty potus
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...
Canary Volcanic Crater
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
elastic band
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...
unhinged stimulating den
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
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Dysfunction Genital Piercing
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...
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...
Ocher comical theatre yarmulke
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This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
medicated magenta heaven
  10/27/17
...
Buck-toothed lodge
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Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
dingle berry
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
dingle berry
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
passionate flirting
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
vermilion puppy
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...
Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness
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...
Ocher comical theatre yarmulke
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...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
dun hominid windowlicker
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
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...
Adulterous Athletic Conference Reading Party
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...
Ocher comical theatre yarmulke
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/16/19
...
medicated magenta heaven
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
corn cake
  01/16/19
Jfc
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
medicated magenta heaven
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Talented mustard coldplay fan
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Dull double fault
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Dull double fault
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Slippery provocative affirmative action
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Dull double fault
  01/17/19
...
Ocher comical theatre yarmulke
  04/08/19
...
Saffron idea he suggested
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Buck-toothed lodge
  04/09/19
...
Dull double fault
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Dull double fault
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
blathering nubile philosopher-king
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode
  06/03/19
...
medicated magenta heaven
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Azure space
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Dull double fault
  06/03/19
...
Red chapel
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Dull double fault
  08/08/19
...
Dull double fault
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
cobalt messiness
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Yellow Gaped Partner Halford
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
cobalt messiness
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...
cobalt messiness
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Bisexual orchestra pit hunting ground
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
brass
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833820)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: heady fantasy-prone liquid oxygen mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: slate aromatic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Electric Idiotic Main People

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: lilac office famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Excitant Love Of Her Life Home

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Lake Cracking Wagecucks Principal's Office

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Cerise Wonderful Nursing Home Police Squad

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Know-it-all fuchsia library filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Curious Clown Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Gay Doctorate Site

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Swollen feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Swollen feces

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: avocado flickering trust fund

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Grizzly Ceo Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: medicated magenta heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Cerise Wonderful Nursing Home Police Squad

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Adventurous Orange Lay Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Electric Idiotic Main People

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Electric Idiotic Main People

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Canary Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: anal factory reset button electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Gay Doctorate Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Curious Clown Garrison

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Translucent sexy property

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: sooty awkward corner toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Floppy Khaki Idiot Milk

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Excitant Love Of Her Life Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Big bronze address background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Supple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Tripping smoky point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Motley Chest-beating Church Building Psychic

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: bonkers range

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: very tactful silver antidepressant drug

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored fat ankles

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Swollen feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: cowardly stead jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Grizzly Ceo Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Supple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Iridescent national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy base ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Laughsome set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Bisexual orchestra pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Dashing location faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Sex Offender Pervert

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Gay Doctorate Site

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: deranged dog poop toilet seat

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: wild whorehouse turdskin

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: hideous skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: tan hissy fit associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: fishy cruise ship

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Grizzly Ceo Business Firm

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: french rigor center

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered Diverse Incel

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Dashing location faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Red chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: judgmental immigrant stain

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Canary Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Titillating plum locus legend

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Titillating plum locus legend

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Seedy tank dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: hairless chocolate hall selfie

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Azure space

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: slap-happy trip stag film legal warrant

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Ruddy field

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Peach Regret Hell

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: mint vigorous forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: burgundy metal public bath

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: massive glittery brethren

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: chartreuse jet-lagged parlour becky

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: unhinged stimulating den

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Vivacious Autistic Party Of The First Part

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: White Abusive Church Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: anal factory reset button electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: pink queen of the night codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal stage useless brakes

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Ocher comical theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: bat shit crazy base ape

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Violet appetizing headpube market

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Racy Opaque Kitchen

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pungent haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: zombie-like shrine round eye

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Impertinent Tantric Striped Hyena Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Balding Goyim House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: carmine theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: heady fantasy-prone liquid oxygen mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Geriatric trump supporter menage

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Flesh pontificating laser beams candlestick maker

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Bipolar thriller jewess casino

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Big bronze address background story

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Disgusting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Mauve domesticated half-breed box office

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: lilac office famous landscape painting

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: beta mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: unhinged stimulating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: cerebral station

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: zombie-like shrine round eye

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage sweet tailpipe

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Hyperventilating odious parlor

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Sable fortuitous meteor tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: tan hissy fit associate

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Dashing location faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: very tactful silver antidepressant drug

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: very tactful silver antidepressant drug

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: very tactful silver antidepressant drug

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: very tactful silver antidepressant drug

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: very tactful silver antidepressant drug

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: clear personal credit line generalized bond

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Dashing location faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Chrome mildly autistic ladyboy

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Curious Clown Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Mauve domesticated half-breed box office

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: walnut persian gunner

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: arousing glassy community account

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: cerebral station

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Outnumbered Diverse Incel

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Federal plaza black woman

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: french rigor center

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: vibrant school cafeteria lettuce

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: unhinged stimulating den

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Bisexual orchestra pit hunting ground

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: unholy histrionic theater cuckoldry

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Canary Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: medicated magenta heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: ruby harsh giraffe

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Curious Clown Garrison

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: ruby harsh giraffe

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Curious Clown Garrison

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Grizzly Ceo Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Grizzly Ceo Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: ruby harsh giraffe

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Flesh pontificating laser beams candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: cyan rehab

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: cyan rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: bossy 180 wrinkle nibblets

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Iridescent national

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Slippery provocative affirmative action

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Supple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: tan hissy fit associate

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Slippery provocative affirmative action

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: bossy 180 wrinkle nibblets

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: twisted university deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Chrome mildly autistic ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Red chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Supple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Canary Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: carmine theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bright piazza

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Red chapel

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Light circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Hyperventilating odious parlor

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Vengeful Razzle Mexican

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: White Abusive Church Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: puce arrogant sanctuary sneaky criminal

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: heady fantasy-prone liquid oxygen mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: cerebral station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: ruby harsh giraffe

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: ruby harsh giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: ruby harsh giraffe

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Curious Clown Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: ruby harsh giraffe

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: ruby harsh giraffe

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Ocher comical theatre yarmulke

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Ocher comical theatre yarmulke

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: medicated magenta heaven

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: unhinged stimulating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: White Abusive Church Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine exciting meetinghouse

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Flesh pontificating laser beams candlestick maker

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: zombie-like shrine round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Slippery provocative affirmative action

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Supple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Grizzly Ceo Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: White Abusive Church Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Iridescent national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: ruby harsh giraffe

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Light circlehead

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Canary Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Drab institution crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: hairraiser shivering brunch

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Mentally impaired scourge upon the earth locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Slippery provocative affirmative action

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: irradiated sienna private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Slippery provocative affirmative action

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Slippery provocative affirmative action

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Snowy doobsian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Charismatic

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Gay Doctorate Site

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Ocher comical theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Red chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Fragrant Nudist Pit Newt

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: medicated magenta heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Supple indian lodge

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Naked

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: splenetic exhilarant preventive strike shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: startling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Ocher comical theatre yarmulke

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Charismatic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Charismatic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating odious parlor

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Contagious Coral Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Talented mustard coldplay fan

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Talented mustard coldplay fan

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Painfully honest boyish step-uncle's house pisswyrm

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious Rusted Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Elite blue blood rage

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Buff Digit Ratio Prole

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Gay Doctorate Site

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Big bronze address background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: erotic ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored fat ankles

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: medicated magenta heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Titillating plum locus legend

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle indecent

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored fat ankles

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Emerald cocky state goal in life

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle indecent

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Snowy doobsian

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating odious parlor

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Canary Volcanic Crater

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Contagious Coral Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: massive glittery brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Bateful telephone weed whacker

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Bisexual orchestra pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Rose bespoke boiling water indirect expression

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: anal factory reset button electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Slippery provocative affirmative action

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Bisexual orchestra pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: offensive brilliant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: lascivious charcoal cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: medicated magenta heaven

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Maize spectacular native mad cow disease

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle indecent

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: massive glittery brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: passionate flirting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: medicated magenta heaven

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: disrespectful fanboi

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: cerebral station

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Rose bespoke boiling water indirect expression

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  corn cake

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Red chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: White Abusive Church Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: massive glittery brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Aqua Tattoo

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: frozen boistinker place of business

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: unhinged stimulating den

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Insane kitty potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Canary Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  elastic band

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: unhinged stimulating den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Chestnut Free-loading Nowag

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  Dysfunction Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Ocher comical theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: medicated magenta heaven

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  dingle berry

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  dingle berry

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: passionate flirting

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  vermilion puppy

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairy Legs Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Ocher comical theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: dun hominid windowlicker

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Adulterous Athletic Conference Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Ocher comical theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: medicated magenta heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  corn cake

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: medicated magenta heaven

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: 

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Talented mustard coldplay fan

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Dull double fault

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Dull double fault

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Slippery provocative affirmative action

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Dull double fault

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Ocher comical theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Saffron idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Buck-toothed lodge

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Dull double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Dull double fault

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: blathering nubile philosopher-king

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: medicated magenta heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Azure space

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Dull double fault

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Red chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Dull double fault

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Dull double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  cobalt messiness

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Yellow Gaped Partner Halford

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  cobalt messiness

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  cobalt messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: navy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Slippery provocative affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Slippery provocative affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: copper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: medicated magenta heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  pea-brained chad masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: heady fantasy-prone liquid oxygen mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Slippery provocative affirmative action

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Stirring amber multi-billionaire mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Bisexual orchestra pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Twinkling depressive

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: brass

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Infuriating Lavender Dragon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Ocher comical theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Bisexual orchestra pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49136888)