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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Appetizing Resort Dysfunction
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Gold locus juggernaut
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
Gold locus juggernaut
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Appetizing Resort Dysfunction
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
concupiscible nursing home affirmative action
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medicated chapel
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soul-stirring sanctuary
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big twisted gunner center
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Appetizing Resort Dysfunction
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sienna charismatic ticket booth shitlib
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Aquamarine Garrison
  09/18/24
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orchid razzmatazz alpha famous landscape painting
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Violent supple space
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
fiercely-loyal trump supporter
  09/18/24
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Well-lubricated Partner
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Magical motley double fault
  09/18/24
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fiercely-loyal trump supporter
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Multi-colored nibblets
  09/18/24
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Violent supple space
  09/18/24
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Amethyst Boiling Water
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Dull heaven
  09/18/24
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Appetizing Resort Dysfunction
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Appetizing Resort Dysfunction
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Appetizing Resort Dysfunction
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
electric community account
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
electric community account
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/18/24
another type of solution
electric community account
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Appetizing Resort Dysfunction
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
histrionic church building immigrant
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
Maize tripping half-breed
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Appetizing Resort Dysfunction
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Dull heaven
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Dull heaven
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Appetizing Resort Dysfunction
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Dull heaven
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Appetizing Resort Dysfunction
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Appetizing Resort Dysfunction
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
shimmering offensive antidepressant drug
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Appetizing Resort Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Gold locus juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Gold locus juggernaut

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Resort Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: concupiscible nursing home affirmative action

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: medicated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: big twisted gunner center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Resort Dysfunction

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: sienna charismatic ticket booth shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine Garrison

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: orchid razzmatazz alpha famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Violent supple space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal trump supporter

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Magical motley double fault

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored nibblets

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Violent supple space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Amethyst Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Dull heaven

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Resort Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Appetizing Resort Dysfunction

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Resort Dysfunction

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: electric community account

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: electric community account

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: electric community account

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Appetizing Resort Dysfunction

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: histrionic church building immigrant

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Maize tripping half-breed

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Appetizing Resort Dysfunction

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Dull heaven

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Dull heaven

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Appetizing Resort Dysfunction

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Dull heaven

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Appetizing Resort Dysfunction

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Appetizing Resort Dysfunction

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: shimmering offensive antidepressant drug

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Dull heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#49340186)