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Trivia: Who was only POTUS to never win an election against a male opponent?

Hint: He's adored by retards.
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
He beat Biden in 2024 iirc.
Impertinent Lilac Legal Warrant Kitty Cat
  12/23/25
Also 2020
Racy fiercely-loyal rehab
  12/23/25
Ford never won a national election against anyone but someho...
Cyan Curious Newt Dysfunction
  12/23/25
Cr, lol at “only.” It could also be Andrew Johns...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
you really love Trump huh? lmao
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
Explain the connection between my pointing out that you are ...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
"I love Mr. Trump so much that I out people who are mea...
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
Oh no, I outed you as one of the millions of people named Ma...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
Andrew Johnson and John Tyler won many elections against mal...
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
See below, you crack-whore-marrying child-molesting retard: ...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
Bro it's probably best you didn't take the LSAT. Ford won o...
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
Yes, and Trump defeated several male opponents in the GOP pr...
Cyan Curious Newt Dysfunction
  12/23/25
“Hmm… what if I play ‘gotcha’ by in...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
Oh, you don't know what the word "election" means....
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_election hth, retar...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
"Primary election" Can't tell if you're being w...
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
Go ahead and define “election” for us, chief. I&...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
An election results in a person taking office. So we wouldn&...
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
The "office" in this case would be "2016 Repu...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
jfc. that man has a simulacrum of a family.
Bull Headed Multi-colored Box Office Fat Ankles
  12/23/25
"You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of...
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
How would you like me to prove my level of success to you wi...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
Post a pic of the interior of your mansion with an "Ape...
ruddy ape gas station
  12/24/25
lol at you earnestly raging about your prestige contest with...
Bull Headed Multi-colored Box Office Fat Ankles
  12/24/25
How would you know that the mansion or degree in the photo a...
nighttime glittery address
  12/24/25
Yeah, that's probably the reason you won't be able to post a...
ruddy ape gas station
  12/25/25
? Your suggested method of "proof" is nonsensic...
nighttime glittery address
  12/26/25
just take the L and get a real job you stupid ass bitch
Bossy big cruise ship potus
  12/23/25
This thread is starting to feel like EPAH parodying himself ...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
so did Trump by that logic
Bossy big cruise ship potus
  12/23/25
Right, Biden totally would’ve won in 2024 if he’...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
It does not matter. It's just scammers looting from now on,...
Floppy insecure principal's office gaping
  12/23/25
Biden, who never won an election against anyone
boyish cream range
  12/23/25
You guys the answer is PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP. He's ...
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
He won against Biden in 2020
claret water buffalo
  12/23/25
That's debatable.
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
troublingly sexist thread, I assume OP is some kind of misog...
useless generalized bond
  12/23/25
no one will remember trump by august 2029
Cracking Mischievous Locus
  12/23/25
Doubt that. They really love him ^^^
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
Election: a rigidly defined term that can only include a per...
nighttime glittery address
  12/23/25
biden, why?
Gold Internal Respiration Theater Stage
  12/23/25
Ford Trump beat Biden in 2020 and 2024
Bossy big cruise ship potus
  12/23/25
brutal thread. epah needs to borrow some of his daughter&rsq...
Bull Headed Multi-colored Box Office Fat Ankles
  12/23/25
...
Aphrodisiac coral crotch
  12/23/25
wouldn't the party that nominated women twice against a guy ...
ungodly beady-eyed turdskin affirmative action
  12/23/25
politics makes you stupid
navy chapel new version
  12/23/25
not necessarily
ruddy ape gas station
  12/23/25
oh ok
Umber pozpig
  12/23/25
...
Supple house-broken den voyeur
  12/23/25
...
ungodly beady-eyed turdskin affirmative action
  12/23/25
he's run for three elections in his entire life. that's a pr...
gay factory reset button hell
  12/23/25
...
useless generalized bond
  12/24/25
...
scarlet circlehead organic girlfriend
  12/24/25
Gerald Ford?
rough-skinned bipolar antidepressant drug area
  12/24/25
Close, but he won over a dozen elections against male oppone...
ruddy ape gas station
  12/24/25
And Trump beat many male opponents in the GOP primary electi...
nighttime glittery address
  12/24/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:53 AM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

Hint: He's adored by retards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533011)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Impertinent Lilac Legal Warrant Kitty Cat

He beat Biden in 2024 iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533017)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: Racy fiercely-loyal rehab

Also 2020

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533045)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Cyan Curious Newt Dysfunction

Ford never won a national election against anyone but somehow ended up POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533023)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: nighttime glittery address

Cr, lol at “only.” It could also be Andrew Johnson or John Tyler. Mark, you must be one of those adoring retards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533031)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

you really love Trump huh? lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533052)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:08 AM
Author: nighttime glittery address

Explain the connection between my pointing out that you are an idiot and my “loving Trump”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533055)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:09 AM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

"I love Mr. Trump so much that I out people who are mean to him on the internet. Because he's just... just so..."

*sobs uncontrollably*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533057)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: nighttime glittery address

Oh no, I outed you as one of the millions of people named Mark!

You’re not really helping your case here re being an adoring retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533058)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

Andrew Johnson and John Tyler won many elections against male opponents, you retarded fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533061)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: nighttime glittery address

See below, you crack-whore-marrying child-molesting retard:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2#49533068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533072)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

Bro it's probably best you didn't take the LSAT. Ford won over a dozen elections against MALE opponents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533060)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: Cyan Curious Newt Dysfunction

Yes, and Trump defeated several male opponents in the GOP primaries. Cruz, Rubio, Bush etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533067)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: nighttime glittery address

“Hmm… what if I play ‘gotcha’ by including elections that aren’t presidential general elections… oh whoops, that would mean Trump also won elections against male opponents! Looks like I, Mark, really am as retarded as one would have to be to get outed.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Republican_Party_presidential_primaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533068)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

Oh, you don't know what the word "election" means. Are you a foreigner, or just a retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533075)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: nighttime glittery address

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_election

hth, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533079)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

"Primary election"

Can't tell if you're being willfully stupid, or if this is what your burst IQ looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533084)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: nighttime glittery address

Go ahead and define “election” for us, chief. I’m sure they covered it in Poli Sci 101 at Utah State.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533088)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:12 AM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

An election results in a person taking office. So we wouldn’t say “Howard Dean won the Iowa election in 2004,” would we?

Look, I don’t want to get personal, but I’m miles ahead of you by any measure of academic achievement, socioeconomic success, professional recognition, etc. I’m guessing you’d say it was the libs and/or blacks that kept your genius from being fully recognized, but if you’re being objective you’ll appreciate that that’s just the excuse you tell yourself to rationalize having failed @ life. If it helps you avoid suicide I guess it’s fine, but.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533106)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: nighttime glittery address

The "office" in this case would be "2016 Republican Party presidential nominee." Since the primaries involve voting for one's preferred candidate, the usage of the word "election" is entirely appropriate. You are just being a pedantic moron in a desperate attempt to save face on this hilarious abortion of a thread.

"I don’t want to get personal"

Well, I guess you wouldn't, given that the highlights of your personal life include marrying a retarded drug addict and turning your children into castrated freaks.

"I’m miles ahead of you by any measure of academic achievement, socioeconomic success, professional recognition, etc."

You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of success is by any of those measures. This is because you don't know who I am, because unlike you, Mark, I am not a gigantic retard who managed to get outed on an Internet forum. For all you know, I could be the Chief Justice of the United States himself, or perhaps something even more impressive, such as the President.

Do remember to pass on your many helpful "avoiding suicide" tips to those tranny kids of yours. I hear that demographic is at elevated risk :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Bull Headed Multi-colored Box Office Fat Ankles

jfc. that man has a simulacrum of a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533491)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

"You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of success is by any of those measures."

Lol, that's exactly what someone who has failed @ life on all of those measures would say on the internet. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49534214)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: nighttime glittery address

How would you like me to prove my level of success to you without outing myself, Mark?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49534223)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

Post a pic of the interior of your mansion with an "Ape" sign. Or post a pic of your Princeton degree like Drake did, with an "ape" sticky over your name. Or your Columbia LS acceptance letter like NSAM did.

There's a million other ways, but you won't do any of them because you haven't achieved anything to be proud of, hth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49537388)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Bull Headed Multi-colored Box Office Fat Ankles

lol at you earnestly raging about your prestige contest with an internet stranger on christmas eve after getting btfo in your own stupid thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49538295)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: nighttime glittery address

How would you know that the mansion or degree in the photo actually belongs to me? Retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49538387)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

Yeah, that's probably the reason you won't be able to post anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49540003)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:46 AM
Author: nighttime glittery address

?

Your suggested method of "proof" is nonsensical. Suggest a better method or fuck off.

Also, why exactly should I feel obligated to prove anything to you? Since when is there a general norm on this site that everyone has to provide proven information about their life in some dick-measuring contest? I think the site's ethos is more that one's poasts stand on their own merits. Perhaps your weird obsession with "academic achievement" reflects the lack of any such merit in the inane garbage you poast on here.

You made the claim of being "miles ahead of you by any measure of achievement" - you have the burden of proof, so YOU post YOUR proof or shut the fuck up, Mark. You being an oversharing outed moron doesn't obligate everyone else to follow you down the same path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49540205)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Bossy big cruise ship potus

just take the L and get a real job you stupid ass bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49534230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: nighttime glittery address

This thread is starting to feel like EPAH parodying himself at this point. Sort of a “Poe’s law” type of deal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49534246)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Bossy big cruise ship potus

so did Trump by that logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533137)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: nighttime glittery address

Right, Biden totally would’ve won in 2024 if he’d been the nominee, he just, uh, didn’t feel like being US POTUS anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:29 AM
Author: Floppy insecure principal's office gaping

It does not matter. It's just scammers looting from now on, and it did not start with him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533032)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: boyish cream range

Biden, who never won an election against anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533038)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:02 AM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

You guys the answer is PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP.

He's an orange-hued dipshit who could never win an election against a MAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533053)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: claret water buffalo

He won against Biden in 2020

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533081)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

That's debatable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533085)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: useless generalized bond

troublingly sexist thread, I assume OP is some kind of misogynist toothless hillbilly from the backwoods of Utah or some such

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533059)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Cracking Mischievous Locus

no one will remember trump by august 2029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533065)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

Doubt that. They really love him ^^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533066)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: nighttime glittery address

Election: a rigidly defined term that can only include a person taking office as a result of a vote, not a person being nominated for an office as a result of a vote.

Girl: a loosely defined term that can mean either a biologically female human child, or a biologically male human child with a bizarre mental condition.

- excerpted from the EPAH Dictionary of English

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533112)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:35 AM
Author: Gold Internal Respiration Theater Stage

biden, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533114)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:48 AM
Author: Bossy big cruise ship potus

Ford

Trump beat Biden in 2020 and 2024

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533136)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Bull Headed Multi-colored Box Office Fat Ankles

brutal thread. epah needs to borrow some of his daughter’s beard-growing medicine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533480)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac coral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49535523)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: ungodly beady-eyed turdskin affirmative action

wouldn't the party that nominated women twice against a guy that would have been defeated by any competent man be the retarded ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533482)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: navy chapel new version

politics makes you stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533498)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

not necessarily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49534199)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Umber pozpig

oh ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49534224)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Supple house-broken den voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49534248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: ungodly beady-eyed turdskin affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49534341)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: gay factory reset button hell

he's run for three elections in his entire life. that's a pretty small sample.

twice the opponents chose a woman.

the other time his male opponent got a massive boost of "election fortification."

Trump is supposed to be ashamed of that? not the Dems?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49533516)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:15 AM
Author: useless generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49536059)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49536061)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned bipolar antidepressant drug area

Gerald Ford?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49537458)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: ruddy ape gas station

Close, but he won over a dozen elections against male opponents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49537514)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: nighttime glittery address

And Trump beat many male opponents in the GOP primary elections. I notice you never responded to my point about you being a pedantic dipshit about the precise and proper use of the word "election," even as you endlessly bleat about how the word "girl" akshually encompasses your literally biologically male child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2/#49538398)