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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
dull parlor
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
histrionic charcoal pit
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Dead spot haunted graveyard
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
dull parlor
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
dull parlor
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
lake fortuitous meteor coldplay fan
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
lake fortuitous meteor coldplay fan
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Diverse jewess
  04/08/25
that's rude
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/08/25
...
dull parlor
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Comical corner fanboi
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Greedy deep abode
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/08/25
...
dull parlor
  04/08/25
...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
dull parlor
  04/09/25
...
dull parlor
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Wonderful light love of her life
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
boyish heaven goyim
  04/09/25
Ty
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/09/25
...
ultramarine senate degenerate
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
aromatic ratface
  04/09/25
...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
red national
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
thirsty trip cumskin marketing idea
  05/02/25
...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  05/12/25
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Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
boyish heaven goyim
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
lake fortuitous meteor coldplay fan
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
lake fortuitous meteor coldplay fan
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Vigorous bawdyhouse
  06/03/25
...
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  06/26/25
OP?
Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  06/27/25
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Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  07/09/25
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Lilac Cruise Ship Newt
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: dull parlor

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: histrionic charcoal pit

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Dead spot haunted graveyard

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: dull parlor

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: dull parlor

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: lake fortuitous meteor coldplay fan

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: lake fortuitous meteor coldplay fan

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Diverse jewess

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: dull parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Comical corner fanboi

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Excitant Pocket Flask Sex Offender

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Greedy deep abode

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: dull parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: dull parlor

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: dull parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Wonderful light love of her life

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: boyish heaven goyim

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ultramarine senate degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: aromatic ratface

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: red national

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: thirsty trip cumskin marketing idea

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: boyish heaven goyim

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: lake fortuitous meteor coldplay fan

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lake fortuitous meteor coldplay fan

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Vigorous bawdyhouse

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Lilac Cruise Ship Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49331552)