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“Legally, my service dog is allowed to steal your snacks.”
| Honey-headed stead boltzmann | 11/09/24 |
| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/14/24 |
| side of boiling Starry | 11/14/24 |
| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/14/24 |
| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/15/24 |
| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/19/24 |
| Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang | 11/19/24 |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:50 AM Author: Honey-headed stead boltzmann Washington’s service animal laws are robust, which is how Jerry—our two-month wonder—gets away with bringing his untrained “service dog,” Patches, to work. The mutt barks, sheds, and has turned the breakroom into his personal bathroom.
Today, Patches jumped onto the snack table and devoured someone’s turkey sandwich while Jerry scrolled TikTok. When I confronted him, he smirked and said, “Legally, you can’t question a service animal, friend.”
Went to HR, where Tabitha, mid-Chick-fil-A binge, barely looked up. “Accommodate, you faggot. And stop coming to me with this trivial shit.”
Spent my entire lunch guarding my sad PB&J like a cornered raccoon, while Patches stared, drooling, from across the room.
Clocked out late, reeking of dog hair and regret, whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 14th, 2024 10:26 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630872&forum_id=2/#48339469) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:29 PM Author: side of boiling Starry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630872&forum_id=2/#48339482) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:30 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) It's fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630872&forum_id=2/#48339501) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:31 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630872&forum_id=2/#48341104) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:26 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630872&forum_id=2/#48354774) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 6:49 AM Author: Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630872&forum_id=2/#48355100) |