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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
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Seedy Out-of-control Friendly Grandma
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
sienna native liquid oxygen
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Seedy Out-of-control Friendly Grandma
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Magical Preventive Strike Orchestra Pit
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
Bronze Step-uncle's House Gaping
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apoplectic reading party
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elite sinister foreskin cruise ship
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passionate useless faggotry
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olive disturbing juggernaut
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
talented newt
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indigo pit french chef
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sick state
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indigo pit french chef
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
Aqua spectacular stag film round eye
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apoplectic reading party
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deep sticky ticket booth sneaky criminal
  08/20/18
In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
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indigo pit french chef
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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Abusive heaven depressive
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elite sinister foreskin cruise ship
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Curious legend
  08/20/18
I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
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Curious legend
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
sienna native liquid oxygen
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Curious legend
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Curious legend
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Curious legend
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Curious legend
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Curious legend
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
irradiated abode
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irradiated abode
  08/20/18
lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
Wild theatre
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embarrassed to the bone sandwich
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
excitant dog poop station
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exciting ebony theater yarmulke
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
lake ape immigrant
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
impertinent hyperventilating masturbator love of her life
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unholy overrated therapy
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
exciting ebony theater yarmulke
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
slate locus filthpig
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
talented newt
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Bronze Step-uncle's House Gaping
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
Rose property lettuce
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Curious legend
  08/25/18
Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
embarrassed to the bone sandwich
  11/14/19
historically important thread
Wild theatre
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dashing balding piazza
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
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glassy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression tank
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Seedy Out-of-control Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: sienna native liquid oxygen

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Seedy Out-of-control Friendly Grandma

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Magical Preventive Strike Orchestra Pit

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Bronze Step-uncle's House Gaping

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: apoplectic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651814)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: elite sinister foreskin cruise ship



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: passionate useless faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: olive disturbing juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: talented newt

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: indigo pit french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: sick state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: indigo pit french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Aqua spectacular stag film round eye

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: apoplectic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: deep sticky ticket booth sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: indigo pit french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: stirring corner selfie

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Abusive heaven depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: elite sinister foreskin cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Curious legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Curious legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: sienna native liquid oxygen

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Curious legend

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Curious legend

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Curious legend

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Curious legend

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Curious legend

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: irradiated abode

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: irradiated abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Wild theatre

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: excitant dog poop station

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: exciting ebony theater yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: lake ape immigrant

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: impertinent hyperventilating masturbator love of her life

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: unholy overrated therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: exciting ebony theater yarmulke

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: slate locus filthpig

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: talented newt

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Bronze Step-uncle's House Gaping

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Rose property lettuce

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Curious legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Wild theatre

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: dashing balding piazza



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sandwich

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: glassy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression tank



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