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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
startled range knife
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
Lemon factory reset button
  12/23/25
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impressive vigorous jewess
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
startled range knife
  12/23/25
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impressive vigorous jewess
  12/23/25
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wonderful sound barrier piazza
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impressive vigorous jewess
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Shimmering passionate church
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impressive vigorous jewess
  12/23/25
"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
multi-colored halford shrine
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
dashing mental disorder
  12/30/25
...
impressive vigorous jewess
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
cream razzle-dazzle gaming laptop pistol
  12/24/25
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Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit
  12/29/25
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dashing mental disorder
  12/30/25
nature of the assignment
hilarious set
  12/23/25
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impressive vigorous jewess
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hilarious set
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impressive vigorous jewess
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wonderful sound barrier piazza
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impressive vigorous jewess
  12/23/25
tp
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
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impressive vigorous jewess
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Abnormal Heaven Hunting Ground
  01/14/26
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impressive vigorous jewess
  01/14/26
I love cum and cocks brother
hateful dysfunction garrison
  12/23/25
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bronze stimulating internal respiration hall
  12/29/25
The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
Cordovan high-end masturbator
  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
wonderful sound barrier piazza
  12/23/25
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impressive vigorous jewess
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Free-loading sanctuary faggotry
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impressive vigorous jewess
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Lemon factory reset button
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
hideous supple kitchen wrinkle
  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
wonderful sound barrier piazza
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
hideous supple kitchen wrinkle
  12/23/25
it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with ...
wonderful sound barrier piazza
  12/23/25
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Tantric chrome selfie trust fund
  12/24/25
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pale offensive box office
  12/24/25
ran here
dashing mental disorder
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impressive vigorous jewess
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
Magical Marvelous Whorehouse
  12/23/25
...
impressive vigorous jewess
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hilarious set
  12/23/25
"tp."
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/31/25
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impressive vigorous jewess
  12/31/25
I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
sienna french chef
  12/23/25
180
impressive vigorous jewess
  12/23/25
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Lemon factory reset button
  12/23/25
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cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/23/25
...
Free-loading sanctuary faggotry
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
floppy bbw
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
blathering stead
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
Wine kitty cat theatre
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
cream razzle-dazzle gaming laptop pistol
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
wonderful sound barrier piazza
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
Rambunctious Coldplay Fan Dilemma
  12/23/25
...
Chocolate rigpig
  12/23/25
tp
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/30/25
I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, ...
mind-boggling mewling orchestra pit community account
  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
wonderful sound barrier piazza
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
bateful center
  12/23/25
BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
bateful center
  12/23/25
WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
hideous supple kitchen wrinkle
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
startled range knife
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
hideous supple kitchen wrinkle
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
startled range knife
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
beady-eyed menage
  12/23/25
89763247893264987342
hideous supple kitchen wrinkle
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
startled range knife
  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
Bipolar hyperventilating sandwich
  12/23/25
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impressive vigorous jewess
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
beady-eyed menage
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
Laughsome Stubborn Haunted Graveyard
  12/23/25
Thanks!
dashing mental disorder
  12/23/25
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beady-eyed menage
  12/23/25
Thanl!*
hideous supple kitchen wrinkle
  12/23/25
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Vivacious carmine hell
  12/31/25
You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot
Brass site ape
  12/23/25
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Misunderstood brunch
  12/23/25
relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "da...
wonderful sound barrier piazza
  12/24/25
Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
canary area mother
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
Brilliant Underhanded Location Messiness
  12/23/25
Woah, CR
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/23/25
😽😽😽
impressive vigorous jewess
  12/23/25
...
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/24/25
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impressive vigorous jewess
  12/29/25
Concerned Dad here,
deranged citrine forum
  12/23/25
tp.
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/31/25
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impressive vigorous jewess
  12/31/25
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costumed plaza death wish
  01/09/26
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impressive vigorous jewess
  01/15/26
mostly BOM threads CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEG...
comical copper theater stage
  12/24/25
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. towards...
wonderful sound barrier piazza
  12/24/25
Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his...
Cocky Drab Half-breed School Cafeteria
  12/24/25
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cream razzle-dazzle gaming laptop pistol
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
appetizing toilet seat
  12/30/25
How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horr...
hideous supple kitchen wrinkle
  12/24/25
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Electric nowag crackhouse
  12/30/25
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Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit
  12/29/25
I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and ...
cerebral antidepressant drug foreskin
  12/24/25
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Abnormal Heaven Hunting Ground
  01/14/26
...
impressive vigorous jewess
  01/14/26
Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII
Adventurous pontificating step-uncle's house faggot firefighter
  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
Cocky Drab Half-breed School Cafeteria
  12/24/25
tp
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/31/25
...
impressive vigorous jewess
  12/31/25
here’s the thing about peterman and doobs when doob...
wild bespoke international law enforcement agency boiling water
  12/24/25
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provocative temple scourge upon the earth
  12/24/25
...
Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit
  12/29/25
Deals have to close
Tantric chrome selfie trust fund
  12/24/25
tp
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/31/25
...
impressive vigorous jewess
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
Laughsome Stubborn Haunted Graveyard
  12/24/25
tp
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
canary area mother
  12/24/25
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cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/24/25
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impressive vigorous jewess
  12/29/25
MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
impressive vigorous jewess
  12/29/25
180 cr tp
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/30/25
...
impressive vigorous jewess
  12/31/25
"Oh, what a scholar!"
pale offensive box office
  12/24/25
"tp."
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/30/25
...
impressive vigorous jewess
  12/31/25
...
green deep queen of the night
  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
Metal trailer park mediation
  12/24/25
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impressive vigorous jewess
  01/14/26
I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
nubile twinkling uncleanness
  12/25/25
I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times i...
Titillating potus field
  12/29/25
"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined ...
spruce federal travel guidebook
  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
rough-skinned pervert
  12/29/25
this was also boom
Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
silver station
  12/29/25
This.
medicated lodge
  01/14/26
Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forg...
comical copper theater stage
  12/30/25
The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the ...
salmon irate pisswyrm university
  12/30/25
nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn l...
Sick police squad home
  12/30/25
tp.
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/30/25
doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast...
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/30/25
Inuit man
maroon lay ratface
  12/30/25
tp
cobalt galvanic cuck stage
  12/30/25
...
impressive vigorous jewess
  01/09/26
Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I th...
chartreuse resort sneaky criminal
  01/09/26
180^180
impressive vigorous jewess
  01/09/26
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costumed plaza death wish
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impressive vigorous jewess
  01/17/26


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: startled range knife

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Lemon factory reset button

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: startled range knife

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534372)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534375)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Shimmering passionate church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535572)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535590)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: multi-colored halford shrine

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: dashing mental disorder

EVERY SINGLE TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49549293)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49596828)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: cream razzle-dazzle gaming laptop pistol

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: dashing mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49549292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: hilarious set

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: hilarious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534358)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534359)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534404)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Abnormal Heaven Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590186)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590190)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: hateful dysfunction garrison

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: bronze stimulating internal respiration hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548918)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Cordovan high-end masturbator

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier piazza

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534387)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Free-loading sanctuary faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534401)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Lemon factory reset button



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: hideous supple kitchen wrinkle

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier piazza

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: hideous supple kitchen wrinkle

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier piazza

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Tantric chrome selfie trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537113)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: pale offensive box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537126)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: dashing mental disorder

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49562316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Magical Marvelous Whorehouse

"I'm Gay"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534395)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534403)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: hilarious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534689)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552247)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: sienna french chef

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Lemon factory reset button



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535803)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Free-loading sanctuary faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: floppy bbw

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: blathering stead

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Wine kitty cat theatre

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: cream razzle-dazzle gaming laptop pistol

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier piazza

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Rambunctious Coldplay Fan Dilemma

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Chocolate rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling mewling orchestra pit community account

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier piazza

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: bateful center

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: bateful center

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: hideous supple kitchen wrinkle

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: startled range knife

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: hideous supple kitchen wrinkle

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: startled range knife

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed menage

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: hideous supple kitchen wrinkle

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: startled range knife

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Bipolar hyperventilating sandwich

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed menage

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Stubborn Haunted Graveyard

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: dashing mental disorder

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: hideous supple kitchen wrinkle

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Vivacious carmine hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Brass site ape

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Misunderstood brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: wonderful sound barrier piazza

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: canary area mother

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Brilliant Underhanded Location Messiness

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: deranged citrine forum

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: costumed plaza death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: comical copper theater stage

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: wonderful sound barrier piazza

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Cocky Drab Half-breed School Cafeteria

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: cream razzle-dazzle gaming laptop pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: appetizing toilet seat

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: hideous supple kitchen wrinkle

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Electric nowag crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: cerebral antidepressant drug foreskin

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Abnormal Heaven Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Adventurous pontificating step-uncle's house faggot firefighter

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Cocky Drab Half-breed School Cafeteria

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: wild bespoke international law enforcement agency boiling water

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: provocative temple scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Tantric chrome selfie trust fund

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Stubborn Haunted Graveyard

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: canary area mother

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: pale offensive box office

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: green deep queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Metal trailer park mediation

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: nubile twinkling uncleanness

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Titillating potus field

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: spruce federal travel guidebook

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned pervert

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Smoky multi-billionaire hissy fit

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: silver station

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: medicated lodge

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: comical copper theater stage

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: salmon irate pisswyrm university

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Sick police squad home

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: maroon lay ratface

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: cobalt galvanic cuck stage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: chartreuse resort sneaky criminal

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: costumed plaza death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: impressive vigorous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49596831)