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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: laughsome soggy box office cuck

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Bearded tantric principal's office



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine Nursing Home



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: motley theatre private investor



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible bawdyhouse



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: titillating silver bbw windowlicker

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: glittery water buffalo



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Purple office skinny woman

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Saffron Abusive Stage



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Brindle odious famous landscape painting

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Vivacious shivering ceo

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: very tactful dog poop trump supporter

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Medicated Tan Faggot Firefighter Center



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: nubile talented hominid business firm



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Saffron Abusive Stage

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: electric jap



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: topaz sound barrier



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlour

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: laughsome soggy box office cuck

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Aquamarine Nursing Home

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: laughsome soggy box office cuck

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Aquamarine Nursing Home

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Saffron Abusive Stage



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: electric jap



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: very tactful dog poop trump supporter



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed incel



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Iridescent Spot Fat Ankles



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Racy stain



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Brindle odious famous landscape painting



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: electric jap



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Purple office skinny woman



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: turquoise temple



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Boyish massive dilemma headpube

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Stubborn Sex Offender Fortuitous Meteor

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: bright mewling national ape

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Purple office skinny woman



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Medicated Tan Faggot Firefighter Center



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Emerald Indian Lodge Immigrant

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: electric jap



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Iridescent Spot Fat Ankles



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: laughsome soggy box office cuck



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed incel



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: very tactful dog poop trump supporter

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

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