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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Frisky trip parlor

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Self-centered Bawdyhouse



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Brindle Box Office Rigor



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Domesticated hairless senate



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Supple State Boistinker

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: vivacious big-titted rigpig menage



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Frisky trip parlor



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Cobalt laughsome center black woman

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: multi-colored national

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: ultramarine electric forum pocket flask

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: grizzly new version

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Aromatic Deep Athletic Conference School Cafeteria



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Bipolar chestnut indirect expression

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Frisky trip parlor



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Bipolar chestnut indirect expression



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Bipolar chestnut indirect expression

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready cuck

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Bipolar chestnut indirect expression

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready cuck

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Contagious faggotry old irish cottage

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: marvelous alcoholic multi-billionaire trailer park

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: bull headed thriller tanning salon mother



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Bipolar chestnut indirect expression



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Opaque big spot



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Bipolar chestnut indirect expression



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: marvelous alcoholic multi-billionaire trailer park

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: diverse blue brunch community account



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Splenetic Goyim Hairy Legs

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: marvelous alcoholic multi-billionaire trailer park

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Contagious faggotry old irish cottage



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Plum Theatre

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: histrionic theater



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Bipolar chestnut indirect expression



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: insecure unholy associate

love this thread

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Bipolar chestnut indirect expression



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: insecure unholy associate

was literally thinking about this yesterday

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Racy Property Skinny Woman

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Appetizing cerise headpube sanctuary

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Curious arrogant church building sex offender



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Curious arrogant church building sex offender



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Appetizing cerise headpube sanctuary

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Racy Property Skinny Woman



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Cowardly abode weed whacker

What a great phrase.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Frisky trip parlor

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
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