Date: November 1st, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Boolean Radley (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)
Many have asked why Christopher Spinelli -- also known here as spaceporn -- is an inveterate child rapist.
But not enough people have asked why he is so fat! Spaceporn is disgustingly obese.
Exhibit 1: https://ibb.co/WFTyCrc -- in which he tries to hide his lack of muscle and his 30% bodyfat with a baggy shirt. Not good enough fatty! Remember what this fucking dork looks like whenever he tries to talk tough! If you're even of average build, you could throw him around like the sack of gelatin he is.
Exhibit 2: https://ibb.co/PM4D5Np -- look at how he tries to hide his massive gut behind another person and still fails! Also of note: it's very difficult to be this fat and still have embarrassingly skinny arms, but he's somehow done it! Zero fucking muscle mass, just a complete physical embarrassment to the male species.
Nipples protruding, very disrespectful!
WHY ARE YOU SO PHYSICALLY DISGUSTING, SPACEPORN?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622275&forum_id=2/#48266423)