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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky | 12/16/25 |
| olive corn cake church | 12/16/25 |
| Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky | 12/16/25 |
| olive corn cake church | 12/16/25 |
| Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky | 12/16/25 |
| Curious Frisky Patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| ivory milk | 12/19/25 |
| pea-brained chestnut half-breed location | 12/20/25 |
| Crimson Slippery Partner | 12/19/25 |
| Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky | 12/20/25 |
| Crimson Slippery Partner | 12/20/25 |
| pea-brained chestnut half-breed location | 12/20/25 |
| Blathering round eye | 12/16/25 |
| pea-brained chestnut half-breed location | 12/20/25 |
| Blathering round eye | 12/22/25 |
| contagious brunch scourge upon the earth | 12/16/25 |
| Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky | 12/16/25 |
| contagious brunch scourge upon the earth | 12/16/25 |
| razzmatazz temple gunner | 12/16/25 |
| Vengeful flatulent property pocket flask | 12/19/25 |
| razzmatazz temple gunner | 12/19/25 |
| Sable Thirsty Sanctuary | 12/20/25 |
| Jet-lagged godawful library faggotry | 12/16/25 |
| big fantasy-prone plaza boistinker | 12/16/25 |
| pea-brained chestnut half-breed location | 12/20/25 |
| titillating zombie-like elastic band | 12/20/25 |
| dark degenerate home | 12/16/25 |
| Bat-shit-crazy bisexual dopamine hominid | 12/20/25 |
| dark degenerate home | 12/23/25 |
| olive corn cake church | 12/16/25 |
| pea-brained chestnut half-breed location | 12/20/25 |
| cyan spot idea he suggested | 12/21/25 |
| olive corn cake church | 12/16/25 |
| titillating zombie-like elastic band | 12/16/25 |
| dark degenerate home | 12/19/25 |
| titillating zombie-like elastic band | 12/19/25 |
| chest-beating azure business firm telephone | 12/19/25 |
| Bistre glittery therapy field | 12/19/25 |
| Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky | 12/19/25 |
| aquamarine vibrant private investor theater stage | 12/19/25 |
| aquamarine vibrant private investor theater stage | 12/19/25 |
| Excitant harsh abode | 12/19/25 |
| Bistre glittery therapy field | 12/19/25 |
| Navy stimulating theater | 12/19/25 |
| Blathering round eye | 12/19/25 |
| Curious Frisky Patrolman | 12/20/25 |
| pearly lettuce trump supporter | 12/22/25 |
| Up-to-no-good hunting ground gaping | 12/19/25 |
| Obsidian community account school cafeteria | 12/19/25 |
| Anal Brilliant Whorehouse | 12/19/25 |
| titillating zombie-like elastic band | 12/19/25 |
| Anal Brilliant Whorehouse | 12/19/25 |
| unholy crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| Gaped mischievous menage | 12/19/25 |
| flirting foreskin national | 12/19/25 |
| contagious brunch scourge upon the earth | 12/19/25 |
| Garnet cumskin | 12/20/25 |
| Metal incel pit | 12/19/25 |
| Vengeful flatulent property pocket flask | 12/19/25 |
| Sepia Yarmulke Wagecucks | 12/19/25 |
| Honey-headed locus dingle berry | 12/20/25 |
| Aromatic mediation kitty | 12/20/25 |
| titillating zombie-like elastic band | 12/20/25 |
| pea-brained chestnut half-breed location | 12/20/25 |
| Garnet cumskin | 12/20/25 |
| Dull mad-dog skullcap azn | 12/20/25 |
| passionate hell | 12/20/25 |
| Obsidian community account school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Dull mad-dog skullcap azn | 12/21/25 |
| aquamarine vibrant private investor theater stage | 12/20/25 |
| cyan spot idea he suggested | 12/20/25 |
| Crimson Slippery Partner | 12/21/25 |
| cyan spot idea he suggested | 12/22/25 |
| Crimson Slippery Partner | 12/23/25 |
| cyan spot idea he suggested | 12/23/25 |
| Transparent university ceo | 12/22/25 |
| Sable Thirsty Sanctuary | 12/22/25 |
| Sable Thirsty Sanctuary | 12/23/25 |
| High-end vivacious piazza | 12/22/25 |
| pearly lettuce trump supporter | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: olive corn cake church This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: olive corn cake church My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Curious Frisky Patrolman Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: ivory milk It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: pea-brained chestnut half-breed location Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Crimson Slippery Partner You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Crimson Slippery Partner glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: pea-brained chestnut half-breed location You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Blathering round eye $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: pea-brained chestnut half-breed location Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Blathering round eye thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: contagious brunch scourge upon the earth 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: contagious brunch scourge upon the earth investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: razzmatazz temple gunner $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Vengeful flatulent property pocket flask I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: razzmatazz temple gunner good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Sable Thirsty Sanctuary $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Jet-lagged godawful library faggotry six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: big fantasy-prone plaza boistinker 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: pea-brained chestnut half-breed location Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: titillating zombie-like elastic band what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: dark degenerate home 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy bisexual dopamine hominid me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: dark degenerate home It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: olive corn cake church 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: pea-brained chestnut half-breed location the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: cyan spot idea he suggested Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: olive corn cake church I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: titillating zombie-like elastic band mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: dark degenerate home In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: titillating zombie-like elastic band yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: chest-beating azure business firm telephone Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Bistre glittery therapy field 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Exhilarant Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Becky fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: aquamarine vibrant private investor theater stage A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: aquamarine vibrant private investor theater stage OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Excitant harsh abode A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Bistre glittery therapy field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Navy stimulating theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Blathering round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Curious Frisky Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: pearly lettuce trump supporter Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Up-to-no-good hunting ground gaping $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Obsidian community account school cafeteria can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Anal Brilliant Whorehouse Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: titillating zombie-like elastic band nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Anal Brilliant Whorehouse Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: unholy crackhouse You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Gaped mischievous menage Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: flirting foreskin national Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: contagious brunch scourge upon the earth damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Garnet cumskin Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Metal incel pit Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Vengeful flatulent property pocket flask 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Sepia Yarmulke Wagecucks Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Honey-headed locus dingle berry 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Aromatic mediation kitty 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: titillating zombie-like elastic band 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: pea-brained chestnut half-breed location Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Garnet cumskin 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Dull mad-dog skullcap azn literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: passionate hell I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Obsidian community account school cafeteria so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Dull mad-dog skullcap azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: aquamarine vibrant private investor theater stage 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: cyan spot idea he suggested Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Crimson Slippery Partner how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: cyan spot idea he suggested I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Crimson Slippery Partner 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: cyan spot idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Transparent university ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Sable Thirsty Sanctuary Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Sable Thirsty Sanctuary $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: High-end vivacious piazza $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: pearly lettuce trump supporter I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2/#49530537) |