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Godawful white trump supporter   10/11/14 The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&... Bronze stead   10/09/14 yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP Massive Multi-colored Mood   10/09/14 Stfu we need this, badly. medicated stage athletic conference   10/09/14 (no fun guy) Emerald aromatic location rigor   10/09/14 ... Slate fantasy-prone ceo   06/05/18 (Guy who needs to STFU) anal violet field sandwich   10/09/14 Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/09/14 UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te... wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/09/14 LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant... Milky Cuckoldry   10/09/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/09/14 ... anal violet field sandwich   10/09/14 ... Splenetic cream home   10/27/14 ... dashing circlehead   10/09/14 oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? 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Bateful brindle orchestra pit   10/09/14 The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive Adulterous brilliant business firm   10/10/14 gunna need to see that pic again snowy excitant azn famous landscape painting   10/10/14 WTF? Claret Rehab   10/10/14 UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an... wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/10/14 listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ... Claret Rehab   10/10/14 ... Cheese-eating boltzmann range   10/10/14 120 Canary histrionic useless brakes meetinghouse   10/10/14 post the pic again Boyish office roast beef   10/10/14 ... charismatic cocky library shitlib   10/10/14 Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin... Opaque Shrine   10/10/14 ... Bateful brindle orchestra pit   10/10/14 Do it for yourself, do it for each other. medicated stage athletic conference   10/10/14 Cr. 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Sable erotic hominid   10/10/14 why would u go to jail bro Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/10/14 even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. topaz offensive native   10/10/14 She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,... seedy base blood rage   10/10/14 wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/10/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/10/14 ... Sable erotic hominid   10/10/14 it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj... Arousing mad cow disease   10/11/14 UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom... wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/11/14 *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning... saffron point   10/11/14 Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. 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Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 it's fucking awesome beady-eyed rose corner background story   10/11/14 it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th... Green quadroon   10/11/14 " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap... Khaki Know-it-all Dragon   10/11/14 this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure... Green quadroon   10/11/14 what makes you an expert on consensual incest? Khaki Know-it-all Dragon   10/11/14 i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee... Green quadroon   10/11/14 i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ... beady-eyed rose corner background story   10/11/14 180 Rebellious international law enforcement agency selfie   10/11/14 if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir... Green quadroon   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ... frisky odious boistinker chapel   10/11/14 ... beady-eyed rose corner background story   10/11/14 (Really gullible person) Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/11/14 On the other hand....YOLO! hateful gold gas station main people   10/11/14 counterpoint: they should do it beady-eyed rose corner background story   10/11/14 fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou... Green quadroon   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year... charismatic cocky library shitlib   10/11/14 ... medicated stage athletic conference   10/11/14 there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ... Canary histrionic useless brakes meetinghouse   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid... magenta dopamine sneaky criminal   10/11/14 lol Swashbuckling lodge national security agency   10/11/14 underrated Wonderful parlor wrinkle   10/11/14 ... purple state   10/12/14 ... Splenetic cream home   10/27/14 itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo   10/11/14 So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 ... charismatic cocky library shitlib   10/11/14 hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi... Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo   10/11/14 ... Splenetic cream home   10/27/14 lol Titillating burgundy prole   10/11/14 If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology cerebral indirect expression   10/11/14 Can I please have my dildo back? Sexy metal gay wizard   10/11/14 ... mewling ticket booth   10/11/14 180 Coral address queen of the night   10/11/14 180 mentally impaired plaza   10/11/14 180 dashing circlehead   10/11/14 ... Racy cruise ship   10/11/14 This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu... Mauve Puppy Parlour   10/11/14 ... maniacal lettuce   10/11/14 that was a good thread dashing circlehead   10/11/14 This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. Spectacular pistol   10/12/14 UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw... wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/11/14 Nicely slow-played, OP. hateful gold gas station main people   10/11/14 ... Cheese-eating boltzmann range   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 180 Coral address queen of the night   10/11/14 OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni... hateful gold gas station main people   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ... hateful gold gas station main people   10/11/14 I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f... Exhilarant community account pit   10/11/14 Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d... Narrow-minded   10/11/14 Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 u sir are the stockton to OP's malone medicated stage athletic conference   10/11/14 ... razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi   10/11/14 I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 ... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/11/14 ... Splenetic cream home   10/27/14 This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/11/14 This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/11/14 Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 Go on... Splenetic cream home   10/27/14 ... Exhilarant community account pit   10/11/14 Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi   10/11/14 "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai... flirting police squad milk   10/11/14 ... razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi   10/11/14 Brother, it was like you were actually there. Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com... Narrow-minded   10/11/14 Yessir. flirting police squad milk   10/11/14 Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don... magenta dopamine sneaky criminal   10/11/14 ... Idiotic thirsty locale   10/11/14 ... Sable erotic hominid   10/11/14 Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. silver buck-toothed mexican   10/12/14 ... Splenetic cream home   10/27/14 ... purple state   10/12/14 ... Splenetic cream home   10/27/14 Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 lol incestmos stimulating bawdyhouse   10/11/14 Greatest flame thread in XO history? Racy cruise ship   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/11/14 TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people Narrow-minded   10/11/14 Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/11/14 the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h... dashing circlehead   10/11/14 JFC, that was a great thread Splenetic cream home   10/27/14 op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? mentally impaired plaza   10/11/14 ... grizzly partner   10/11/14 How has no one reposted the pic coiffed   10/11/14 ... grizzly partner   10/11/14 Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/11/14 ... Cheese-eating boltzmann range   10/11/14 Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/11/14 God fucking dammit Trip mental disorder   10/11/14 What the fuck - it's doobs!! mischievous den weed whacker   10/11/14 anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo... stimulating bawdyhouse   10/11/14 UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off... wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/11/14 cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa... dashing circlehead   10/11/14 lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap... Exhilarant community account pit   10/11/14 Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to... medicated stage athletic conference   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 ... pontificating twisted tanning salon jap   10/11/14 Get help Doobs/Box Peach zippy bbw   10/11/14 more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this.... Slippery Shivering Abode   10/11/14 motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust... Slippery Shivering Abode   10/11/14 UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ... wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/11/14 in on epic thread up-to-no-good windowlicker   10/11/14 ... Boyish office roast beef   10/11/14 ... Sable erotic hominid   10/11/14 Oh my razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi   10/11/14 omg Cerise becky   10/11/14 ... Aqua Hideous Psychic   10/11/14 delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ... dashing circlehead   10/11/14 seriously. the man has a family, after all. hateful gold gas station main people   10/11/14 BAW GAWD razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi   10/11/14 ... Sable erotic hominid   10/11/14 Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 What the fuck is going on seedy base blood rage   10/11/14 there's to be a fuck going on alright Cerise becky   10/11/14 WHAT IN THE 180 ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire   10/11/14 GOOD LUCK, BROTHER drab   10/11/14 what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone... Nudist Church   10/11/14 Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a... up-to-no-good windowlicker   10/11/14 By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th... Twinkling internal respiration trust fund   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin... saffron point   10/11/14 ... Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo   10/11/14 Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 ... Razzmatazz tantric space   10/12/14 thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. exciting theatre   10/11/14 i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there... feces   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 ... Racy cruise ship   10/11/14 ungh so hard now. olive slap-happy spot antidepressant drug   10/11/14 wtf Dun ape   10/11/14 Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI... Chocolate Crotch   10/11/14 bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ... saffron point   10/11/14 Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait... Chocolate Crotch   10/11/14 Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'... Sexy metal gay wizard   10/11/14 ... dashing circlehead   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 iwanttobelieve.jpg dashing circlehead   10/11/14 http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_... Nudist Church   10/11/14 Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin... Narrow-minded   10/11/14 was the Lucio moniker doobs? shaky supple church building   10/11/14 That's what I thought Narrow-minded   10/11/14 what lucio moniker? wat poast? saffron point   10/11/14 I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ... ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire   10/11/14 Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. Narrow-minded   10/11/14 ... dashing circlehead   10/11/14 The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac... Exhilarant community account pit   10/11/14 Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G... ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 ... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/11/14 Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so... Sexy metal gay wizard   10/11/14 Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 ... dashing circlehead   10/11/14 You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof... disgusting generalized bond genital piercing   10/11/14 CRIMINALLY underrated poast Abusive Affirmative Action   11/21/15 ... flirting police squad milk   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 gtfo Orchid concupiscible digit ratio   10/12/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ... hissy fit   10/11/14 Holy shit mischievous den weed whacker   10/11/14 ? Milky Cuckoldry   10/11/14 ... embarrassed to the bone newt   10/11/14 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ... Sienna wagecucks   10/11/14 i think it is :( Canary histrionic useless brakes meetinghouse   10/11/14 If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ... Sienna wagecucks   10/11/14 good self deprecation Cerise becky   10/11/14 ... embarrassed to the bone newt   10/11/14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU Lime insane rigpig   10/11/14 lol dashing circlehead   10/12/14 180, this is a goat thread Racy cruise ship   10/12/14 180 Harsh salmon philosopher-king   10/12/14 update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie... wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/11/14 120 chartreuse black woman preventive strike   10/11/14 Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ... razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi   10/11/14 Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li... Racy cruise ship   10/11/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/11/14 what song is playing? Racy cruise ship   10/11/14 Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u medicated stage athletic conference   10/11/14 dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick... fuchsia   10/12/14 ... Zombie-like Galvanic Station   10/12/14 being too drunk is going to ruin this Stirring puce incel piazza   10/12/14 u need to fuck ur sister u owe us beady-eyed rose corner background story   10/12/14 ... Slippery Shivering Abode   12/06/14 ... Zombie-like Galvanic Station   10/12/14 shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her... Bistre   10/12/14 Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht... candlestick maker   10/12/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 Holy shit holy shit wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/12/14 Well!? Trip mental disorder   10/12/14 ... Zombie-like Galvanic Station   10/12/14 plz respond beady-eyed rose corner background story   10/12/14 I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the... mind-boggling site   10/12/14 just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. Idiotic thirsty locale   10/12/14 Well? exciting theatre   10/12/14 It is the clutch situation of the season. ... maroon private investor   10/12/14 what's it gonna be boy Milky Cuckoldry   10/12/14 180000000 Coral address queen of the night   10/12/14 ?? Claret Rehab   10/12/14 ??? ! ??? Sable erotic hominid   10/12/14 Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th... primrose headpube   10/12/14 Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as... seedy base blood rage   10/12/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 K, ty. seedy base blood rage   10/12/14 Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 Double post, sorry. seedy base blood rage   10/12/14 My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe... wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/12/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 ...this is getting dark Orchid concupiscible digit ratio   10/12/14 right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given... Milky Cuckoldry   10/12/14 As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 ... razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi   10/12/14 ... Twinkling internal respiration trust fund   10/12/14 She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d... flirting police squad milk   10/12/14 please proceed. tyia Irradiated resort alpha   10/12/14 Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ... Stirring puce incel piazza   10/12/14 yeah, and after everyone warned him!! Green quadroon   10/12/14 she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 Canary histrionic useless brakes meetinghouse   10/12/14 please continue purple state   10/12/14 "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think... beady-eyed rose corner background story   10/12/14 "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th... flirting police squad milk   10/12/14 I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro rusted keepsake machete faggotry   10/12/14 (Lannister Fan) Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 ... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/12/14 go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg... Khaki Know-it-all Dragon   10/12/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 link for research poirposes? Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/12/14 UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'... Greedy Gaming Laptop   10/12/14 (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ... wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/12/14 (guy taking his flame way too seriously) Greedy Gaming Laptop   10/12/14 sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma... wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/12/14 WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! bossy theater coffee pot   10/12/14 I don't know what to think anymore rusted keepsake machete faggotry   10/12/14 ty magenta dopamine sneaky criminal   10/12/14 Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th... rusted keepsake machete faggotry   10/12/14 To get the deets on the Columbus day thing Greedy Gaming Laptop   10/12/14 And scene. Racy cruise ship   10/12/14 nigger magenta dopamine sneaky criminal   10/12/14 Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. Racy cruise ship   10/12/14 This post is NON-CANNON Racy cruise ship   10/12/14 It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened Greedy Gaming Laptop   10/12/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 ... Judgmental adventurous travel guidebook   10/12/14 ... Racy cruise ship   10/12/14 Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 ... saffron point   10/12/14 real update, plz? Green quadroon   10/12/14 Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ... garnet factory reset button   10/12/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 Post 600! Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 you guys realize this is all flame, right? Deep abnormal volcanic crater skinny woman   10/12/14 they wall want to fuck their sisters tho Dun ape   10/12/14 You don't? Orange step-uncle's house sex offender   10/12/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung... wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/12/14 ... flirting police squad milk   10/12/14 wtf Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/12/14 youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu... Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo   10/12/14 need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/12/14 that stupid shit screamed tbf to me Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo   10/12/14 ... fuchsia   10/12/14 cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica... Talking university tank   10/12/14 also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so... Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo   10/12/14 Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like... ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire   10/12/14 sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ... Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo   10/12/14 def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere Talking university tank   10/12/14 this ending isn't very satisfying Khaki Know-it-all Dragon   10/12/14 cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o... Cheese-eating boltzmann range   10/12/14 it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and... gay blathering stage   10/12/14 ... Spectacular pistol   10/12/14 gross man thats ur sister contagious dull pisswyrm half-breed   10/12/14 did u fuck or not magenta dopamine sneaky criminal   10/12/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/12/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/12/14 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa... disgusting generalized bond genital piercing   10/12/14 OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to... feces   10/12/14 The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th... hateful gold gas station main people   10/12/14 Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti... rusted keepsake machete faggotry   10/12/14 ... Abusive Affirmative Action   11/21/15 ... gabagool brazhole   10/06/25 I like it. Good luck brother. Racy cruise ship   10/12/14 You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl... cerebral indirect expression   10/12/14 This is a great guess. Sable erotic hominid   10/13/14 180, ty. seedy base blood rage   10/12/14 brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for... Territorial Crystalline Elastic Band   10/12/14 180 Maize rambunctious regret   10/08/16 This conclusion has aged surprisingly well sinister haunted graveyard   10/31/16 ... Abusive Affirmative Action   10/09/18 Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m... therapy   10/11/21 i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a... Effete electric furnace   10/12/14 "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world... maniacal lettuce   10/12/14 Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or... ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire   10/12/14 love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t... gay blathering stage   10/12/14 titc analysis charcoal public bath   10/18/14 ... Abusive Affirmative Action   10/09/18 well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ... exciting theatre   10/12/14 A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de... Orchid concupiscible digit ratio   10/13/14 OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns... Razzmatazz tantric space   10/13/14 Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ... Sexy metal gay wizard   10/13/14 ? Razzmatazz tantric space   10/13/14 ... Opaque Shrine   10/27/14 ... rusted keepsake machete faggotry   12/06/14 The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho... medicated stage athletic conference   12/06/14 no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T... Nudist Church   12/06/14 ... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   04/07/15 ... maniacal lettuce   04/11/15 http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz... Duck-like red yarmulke   04/22/15 ... Claret Rehab   05/17/15 ... fortuitous meteor   06/04/15 Not flame. medicated stage athletic conference   08/18/15 update? henna   10/06/15 ... plum friendly grandma corn cake   10/11/15 How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? rusted keepsake machete faggotry   10/11/15 ... Cerise becky   10/12/15 Columbus day bump. fear-inspiring nighttime   10/12/15 bump Milky Cuckoldry   11/21/15 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Hot Naked   11/25/15 ... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   12/24/15 Much better sistr thrras Floppy Cowardly Macaca   12/27/15 ... fortuitous meteor   03/10/16 the beginning of the degenerate era stubborn doctorate   03/10/16 ... Slate fantasy-prone ceo   03/28/16 ... overrated stain area   06/27/16 PotY 2014 clear at-the-ready tattoo   06/27/16 ... Razzmatazz tantric space   08/21/16 ... hyperactive jewess   08/22/16 god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   08/22/16 ... scarlet marketing idea   09/13/16 fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck Indecent   09/13/16 I;ve been here too long. domesticated ladyboy   09/13/16 this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa... Indecent   09/13/16 reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit... scarlet marketing idea   09/13/16 ... Splenetic cream home   09/13/16 so who was the author, TBF? scarlet marketing idea   09/13/16 Game of "" Party Of The First Part   09/13/16 i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? scarlet marketing idea   09/13/16 ... sick degenerate   09/13/16 the author is definitely tbtp hyperactive jewess   09/13/16 ... plum friendly grandma corn cake   10/08/16 The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve... razzle market   10/08/16 did they have a midget sibling, too? gay blathering stage   10/31/16 :-) free-loading potus   10/08/16 still GOAT POTUS thread Floppy Cowardly Macaca   10/31/16 The POTUS of XODUS free-loading potus   10/31/16 you never know what could happen on that golden day that the... nofapping mad-dog skullcap   10/31/16 ... Abusive Affirmative Action   10/09/18 ... Spectacular pistol   11/21/16 ... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   01/10/17 ... Flesh goyim   02/04/17 ... Spectacular pistol   02/04/17 ... free-loading potus   02/04/17 Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen amethyst filthpig legal warrant   02/04/17 ... free-loading potus   02/04/17 ... free-loading potus   02/04/17 ... nofapping mad-dog skullcap   02/05/17 ... free-loading potus   02/08/17 ... Sickened Deranged Halford   06/28/17 ... laser beams   08/24/17 San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In... pervert   09/01/17 how has this not been bumped yet today Turquoise frum   10/09/17 I can never remember the title keywords ty amethyst filthpig legal warrant   10/09/17 Columbus Day BUMP stimulating bawdyhouse   10/09/17 There should be a Christmas episode of this story. messiness   12/18/17 ... Angry Clown   01/06/18 Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much sooty   01/06/18 ... sick degenerate   02/06/18 ... cobalt thriller principal's office   06/12/18 pre-columbus day bump nofapping mad-dog skullcap   10/06/18 4 year bump pervert   10/09/18 Happy Columbus Day! Chestnut twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage   10/09/18 ... jade faggot firefighter   10/17/18 ... Lavender violent   05/19/19 ... comical crackhouse   05/19/19 ... ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire   10/14/19 ... Floppy Cowardly Macaca   05/05/20 ... kitty cat   06/28/20 ... Frozen Idiot   06/29/20 ... ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire   07/10/20 ... Ebony Organic Girlfriend   10/10/20 Happy early Columbus Day to you too Mint round eye   10/10/20 where are we on this? nubile infuriating masturbator   10/10/20 TITCR   02/17/21 ... Chestnut twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage   10/08/21 ... French Chef   02/17/21 ... ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire   10/11/21 So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu... Onyx drunken indian lodge   10/11/21 The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi... Fishy mediation cuckold   10/11/21 Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum... Fishy mediation cuckold   10/11/21 ... Chestnut twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage   10/07/22 ... brass dead brethren   12/02/21 ... Yapping Ruddy Love Of Her Life   10/07/22 fuck we missed Columbus Day Unhinged   10/07/22 Man this makes me feel old Indecent   10/07/22 Happy Columbus Day! toaster   10/10/22 ... brass dead brethren   10/10/22 One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ... brass dead brethren   11/23/22 ... pontificating twisted tanning salon jap   05/06/23 ... vengeful stock car   05/06/23 Time flies Walnut coldplay fan   05/06/23 This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's... fear-inspiring nighttime   05/06/23 ... Yapping Ruddy Love Of Her Life   10/09/23 best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ... Unhinged   10/09/23 ... goy orbison   10/06/25 My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis... swollen translucent   10/09/23 ... nofapping mad-dog skullcap   10/10/23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI Glassy   10/20/23 ... nofapping mad-dog skullcap   10/20/23 ... free-loading potus   10/20/23 DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME jew   10/20/23 ... brass dead brethren   10/20/23 ... Chestnut twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage   10/20/23 ... crawly gunner   10/13/24 I was thinking about this thread earlier today foreskin   10/13/24 I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ wine passionate patrolman trailer park   10/13/24 good work, i remember this thread pontificating twisted tanning salon jap   10/13/24 Almost that time of year again ⛵️ gabagool brazhole   10/06/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too" Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485946) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485970) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: seedy base blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485977) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: mentally impaired plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485983) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Bateful brindle orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485985) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: soul-stirring vermilion new version sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485989) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: bespoke vigorous forum double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486001) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Insecure vivacious associate turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486010) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs. Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid. But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message. conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486020) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486040) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: mentally impaired plaza HOW much younger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486042) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park 11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486075) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486140) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486149) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486163) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Pearl national people who are hurt Ever catch a glimpse of her naked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486145) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM Author: Mahogany fluffy karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486154) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488523) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: bespoke vigorous forum double fault send her a dick pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486043) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Mahogany fluffy karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486047) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM Author: dashing circlehead she's flaming u back u autistic wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486452) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488686) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM Author: razzle market fuck her, and society, right in the ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586932) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Pearl national people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486077) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486352) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM Author: Godawful white trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486654) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487209) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Claret Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487269) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: medicated stage athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487676) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM Author: startling house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488168) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: Racy cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491512) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: bearded curious kitty nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491577) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: charcoal public bath laughing so hard at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26544107) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586902) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: goy orbison https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330090) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM Author: ivory aphrodisiac school persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#44515648) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597183) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Khaki Know-it-all Dragon Depends. How attractive is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485987) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: vibrant set not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498484) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498488) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: vibrant set imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498511) Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM Author: Ungodly wild property hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26596047) Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM Author: obsidian toilet seat bump for columbus day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28910132) Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: Spectacular pistol At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29451893) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: Electric goal in life school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32548874) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: Soggy hall lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485991) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: chartreuse black woman preventive strike Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486011) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486029) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: mentally impaired plaza brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486045) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487216) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26490057) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi He speaks for all of us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486218) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM Author: Bull Headed Hell Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487077) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Pearl national people who are hurt Sounds like Festivus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486074) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: ocher casino juggernaut Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486417) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: hateful gold gas station main people Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"? EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486168) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486174) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486184) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: motley scourge upon the earth lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486177) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486194) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: dashing circlehead cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486465) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: Beta idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487207) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: provocative sadistic striped hyena dilemma could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486217) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: Orange step-uncle's house sex offender Shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486267) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486292) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM Author: motley scourge upon the earth Twist: She already sent him the lick message. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486312) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: dashing circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486470) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Aggressive bat shit crazy legend mother 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486222) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: jade faggot firefighter 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486327) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486350) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Godawful white trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486359) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486374) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486406) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486648) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486859) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: mentally impaired plaza "my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486868) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486882) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: provocative sadistic striped hyena dilemma seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486513) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486657) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM Author: seedy base blood rage How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486517) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM Author: dashing circlehead second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486480) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486572) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Self-centered Federal Kitchen Fat Ankles No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486829) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM Author: high-end blue boiling water wildly underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489396) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: Flickering amber cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870990) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM Author: Ebony Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084605) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM Author: Nudist Church You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486670) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486699) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal i have no recollection of posting in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586916) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: alcoholic institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31768001) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486811) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM Author: mind-boggling site ? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500280) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: lilac gaping 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486887) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM Author: Confused Ratface Locus if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487106) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range cr. swiping overrides biology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487109) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487131) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489327) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: Bull Headed Hell Sweet Tailpipe Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487115) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487130) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Bull Headed Hell Sweet Tailpipe Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder. Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her. Now, what don't you get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487163) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487266) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Confused Ratface Locus 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487243) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487272) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487283) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: provocative sadistic striped hyena dilemma honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487406) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487705) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM Author: medicated stage athletic conference And 10/10 xo women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492431) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM Author: Opaque Shrine Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now... ...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487120) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: medicated stage athletic conference Titcr Occam's razor bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487127) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Opaque Shrine It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487139) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM Author: Orchid concupiscible digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497517) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Bateful brindle orchestra pit you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487137) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487145) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Bateful brindle orchestra pit exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487167) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487204) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487226) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM Author: Bateful brindle orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487257) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Heady bonkers roommate theater stage message back "well, at least one of us is hard." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487147) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city. At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not". This is getting awkward as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487321) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: seedy base blood rage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487332) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487334) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: Claret Rehab lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487379) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM Author: Opaque Shrine Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487397) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: Trip mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487709) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib This is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487762) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Confused Ratface Locus 180 billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487767) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: dashing circlehead well. fucking. played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488450) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Stirring puce incel piazza very well executed, flame or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488987) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489326) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: Talented Center Dysfunction 180 this is great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495347) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Godawful white trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Bronze stead The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487322) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Massive Multi-colored Mood yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487359) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: medicated stage athletic conference Stfu we need this, badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487419) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Emerald aromatic location rigor (no fun guy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487680) Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM Author: Slate fantasy-prone ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36187371) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: anal violet field sandwich (Guy who needs to STFU) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489501) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487417) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about. http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488015) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: Milky Cuckoldry LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488047) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488378) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: anal violet field sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489504) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597194) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: dashing circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488455) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Wonderful parlor wrinkle oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488091) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: pontificating twisted tanning salon jap brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488133) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488149) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488157) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: anal violet field sandwich titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489507) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488151) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca why is she nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488159) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: seedy base blood rage Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488269) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: Godawful white trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496366) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: Bateful brindle orchestra pit EDM sluts too YNY.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488395) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488741) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: gay blathering stage get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492507) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM Author: Onyx drunken indian lodge Looks like a double date to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254482) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488201) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: seedy base blood rage Easy neg, just say she's your sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488274) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi Post a pic of sis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488282) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489387) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Wonderful parlor wrinkle nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489395) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489665) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: Opaque Shrine MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange. She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth. Easily the most rational explanation. What exactly are you driving at, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Racy cruise ship "MUCH more likely" tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499062) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: Wonderful parlor wrinkle well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489861) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Racy cruise ship nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499058) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: Exhilarant community account pit box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488250) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: Green quadroon underrated suggestion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497893) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: contagious dull pisswyrm half-breed selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488370) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: geriatric 180 deer antler senate This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488383) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM Author: Opaque Shrine There is some next level shit happening here. In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488392) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: Bateful brindle orchestra pit ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488399) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM Author: Milky Cuckoldry DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488412) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: Bateful brindle orchestra pit i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488426) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM Author: provocative sadistic striped hyena dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491274) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488475) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: anal violet field sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489555) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM Author: medicated stage athletic conference I've literally never been more excited in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488502) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: beady-eyed rose corner background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488552) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM Author: Razzmatazz tantric space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502997) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM Author: Canary histrionic useless brakes meetinghouse 1800000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488541) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488557) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: beady-eyed rose corner background story life is hard as shit they should fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488570) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: seedy base blood rage I really like this as just a general motto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488580) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495578) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range You need to fuck her right in the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488701) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib Loling hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489838) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: Opaque Shrine Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping. I make no apologies, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488712) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: Orchid concupiscible digit ratio homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497523) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: hilarious jet son of senegal sanctuary can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488747) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488761) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: contagious dull pisswyrm half-breed there's prime real estate for sale further up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488837) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488806) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488817) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park fuckk me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488825) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range you have to fuck her now, it's done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488831) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal i know u IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488979) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Bateful brindle orchestra pit god's work, friend OP- dem titties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488988) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489114) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: Khaki Know-it-all Dragon unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489149) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: anal violet field sandwich *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489565) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: out-of-control umber reading party WTF NOOOOOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491508) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Boyish office roast beef fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491543) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: Orchid concupiscible digit ratio fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497524) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: seedy base blood rage Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488822) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489289) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Stirring puce incel piazza multiple lols from reading this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489033) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489069) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26490008) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM Author: Confused Ratface Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489185) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range i could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489211) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: big immigrant SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489544) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489295) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489569) Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: Lascivious Hospital Nowag *ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30804700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: cerebral indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489820) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Bateful brindle orchestra pit OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489831) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Adulterous brilliant business firm The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489991) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: snowy excitant azn famous landscape painting gunna need to see that pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26490004) Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM Author: Claret Rehab WTF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491121) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491617) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: Claret Rehab listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491646) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491657) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Canary histrionic useless brakes meetinghouse 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491648) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM Author: Boyish office roast beef post the pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491664) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494388) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: Opaque Shrine Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness. Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies You've come this far... See where it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491732) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM Author: Bateful brindle orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492491) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: medicated stage athletic conference Do it for yourself, do it for each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492767) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492831) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Opaque Shrine TY, brother. That was deep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26493192) Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26493438) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494371) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy House-broken Garrison 180 thread have a great weekend bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26493421) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell. When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?" I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?" "Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie. I sort of shrugged and died inside. So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494278) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: gay blathering stage your mom knows and she is very proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494284) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: motley scourge upon the earth This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie. *dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl. Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494509) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Pearly heaven telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498370) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: Arousing mad cow disease so rong, so rite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500303) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range give in to nature, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494285) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494318) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494397) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Diverse cruel-hearted dingle berry codepig take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494432) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range work out first, then skip the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494435) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494438) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494507) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494587) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM Author: Underhanded misunderstood temple What's for dinner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494485) Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi Jack off in the shampoo bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494861) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: Nudist Church Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495321) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: shaky supple church building 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495335) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: exciting theatre Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495337) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid This can be their Columbus Day thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495592) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Khaki Know-it-all Dragon she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495341) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: Nudist Church she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495430) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495589) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca why would u go to jail bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495433) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: topaz offensive native even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495456) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: seedy base blood rage She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though, this is credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495448) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495512) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496843) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495568) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495591) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: Arousing mad cow disease it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages http://imgur.com/4NSihYS Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496289) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: saffron point *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496310) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: Filthy Cordovan Hairy Legs Nibblets Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497849) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant. Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc http://imgur.com/JssgoKC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: Khaki Know-it-all Dragon omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496318) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM Author: stimulating bawdyhouse wtfffff, this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496320) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: Zombie-like Galvanic Station HAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496328) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: cerebral indirect expression Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496345) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496352) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Zombie-like Galvanic Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496359) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Idiotic thirsty locale this isn't box but otherwise cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496400) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500279) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: charcoal public bath honored but this isn't my work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26544177) Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM Author: comical crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#44262399) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: mischievous den weed whacker I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496368) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: Glittery apoplectic personal credit line oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496370) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496834) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597571) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: bossy theater coffee pot agreed, best thread of 2014 already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496380) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Zombie-like Galvanic Station Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496387) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Khaki Know-it-all Dragon Creampie pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496393) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496836) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: bossy theater coffee pot Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496389) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496396) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: dashing circlehead ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496403) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496405) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498779) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM Author: Self-centered Federal Kitchen Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29224039) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM Author: Opaque Shrine ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496820) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: Pearly heaven telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498388) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500288) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM Author: dashing circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500336) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: Splenetic cream home *Claps while holding onto pants with one hand* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597573) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: ocher casino juggernaut lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497644) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: cobalt thriller principal's office amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498221) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib Holy shit, can't stop LOLing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498308) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: seedy base blood rage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498537) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: provocative sadistic striped hyena dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498899) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500285) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Splenetic cream home OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597570) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM Author: Talking university tank OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA" http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2 So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt. But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496417) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: mischievous den weed whacker Not the point you turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496425) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: Zombie-like Galvanic Station FUCKING DOOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496428) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: dashing circlehead nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496433) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: Opaque Shrine Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496829) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: Glittery apoplectic personal credit line did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money. now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously? don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496456) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: Idiotic thirsty locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496469) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: tripping lay really tough guy 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496578) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: Aggressive bat shit crazy legend mother long overdue 180 to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30156643) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496823) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496986) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: Slippery Shivering Abode fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch imgur that shit now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496941) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: Laughsome Depressive Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496946) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM Author: appetizing indigo chad plz poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497016) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: Laughsome Depressive Menage must need fap soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497019) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: Orchid concupiscible digit ratio co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497528) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Opaque Shrine Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted. This is his sister, after all. Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497569) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: hateful gold gas station main people short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497579) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: Green quadroon somebody pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497908) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib For the love of god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498321) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498565) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: dashing circlehead lol the loving detail that went into this description, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499449) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM Author: Green quadroon you're a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499554) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff. But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically. And no Im not Box. I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine. What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it. My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497431) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497438) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: Coral address queen of the night 180 this thread is delivering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497439) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: Sepia death wish I BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497503) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497516) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: Orchid concupiscible digit ratio plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497530) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: medicated stage athletic conference 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497534) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497552) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498331) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Pearly heaven telephone FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498430) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498913) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: dashing circlehead lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499453) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: hateful gold gas station main people OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497540) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (NOT a Lannister fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497553) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: french box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497700) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: medicated stage athletic conference poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497582) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: Irradiated resort alpha please delete. Let him write the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497622) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM Author: Judgmental adventurous travel guidebook lol at people ITT believing the OP well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497593) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497728) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: Judgmental adventurous travel guidebook never claimed to be a flame scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497740) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: mentally impaired plaza uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497597) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM Author: Transparent startled stag film pocket flask this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497652) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: medicated stage athletic conference (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497663) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Canary histrionic useless brakes meetinghouse (evan39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497667) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: Khaki Know-it-all Dragon you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497671) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: Transparent startled stag film pocket flask it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497713) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: rough-skinned hairraiser place of business http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497668) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: Irradiated resort alpha keeping it real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497677) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: Orchid concupiscible digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497688) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: marvelous brunch cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497706) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: fragrant impressive whorehouse knife Amen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498325) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Flickering amber cumskin lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498476) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: Racy cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499065) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: dashing circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499460) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500290) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597591) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: Green quadroon i can't see how this could end badly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497721) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497726) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: beady-eyed rose corner background story it's fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497737) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: Green quadroon it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497757) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: Khaki Know-it-all Dragon " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts" you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level. stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497797) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM Author: Green quadroon this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different. i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497811) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Khaki Know-it-all Dragon what makes you an expert on consensual incest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497837) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: Green quadroon i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497845) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: beady-eyed rose corner background story i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497858) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: Rebellious international law enforcement agency selfie 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497907) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: Green quadroon if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497915) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497941) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: frisky odious boistinker chapel Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498248) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: beady-eyed rose corner background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498525) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (Really gullible person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497839) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: hateful gold gas station main people On the other hand....YOLO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497848) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: beady-eyed rose corner background story counterpoint: they should do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497854) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: Green quadroon fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497860) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497946) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498400) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: medicated stage athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498967) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: Canary histrionic useless brakes meetinghouse there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497745) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497936) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her. the baby? ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498296) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: Swashbuckling lodge national security agency lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498311) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Wonderful parlor wrinkle underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499834) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM Author: purple state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503001) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597595) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498397) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: Opaque Shrine So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498496) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: charismatic cocky library shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498509) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498716) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498807) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499051) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597598) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Titillating burgundy prole lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498543) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: cerebral indirect expression If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498514) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Sexy metal gay wizard Can I please have my dildo back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498540) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: mewling ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498578) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Coral address queen of the night 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498661) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: mentally impaired plaza 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498671) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: dashing circlehead 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499459) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Racy cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500671) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: Mauve Puppy Parlour This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498688) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author:  maniacal lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498802) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: dashing circlehead that was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499461) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: Spectacular pistol This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502266) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow. My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!" She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch. "Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me. I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc. She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit. And she ran off upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498881) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: hateful gold gas station main people Nicely slow-played, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498888) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498900) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498934) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: Coral address queen of the night 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498939) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: hateful gold gas station main people OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit? Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: hateful gold gas station main people I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Opaque Shrine I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: Exhilarant community account pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Narrow-minded Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: Opaque Shrine Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: medicated stage athletic conference u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Opaque Shrine I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: Opaque Shrine This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Opaque Shrine Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Splenetic cream home Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Exhilarant community account pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: flirting police squad milk "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: Opaque Shrine Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: Narrow-minded gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: flirting police squad milk Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Idiotic thirsty locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: silver buck-toothed mexican Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: purple state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: stimulating bawdyhouse lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: Racy cruise ship Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Narrow-minded TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: dashing circlehead the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Splenetic cream home JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: mentally impaired plaza op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: grizzly partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author: coiffed How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: grizzly partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Trip mental disorder God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: mischievous den weed whacker What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: stimulating bawdyhouse anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: dashing circlehead cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: Exhilarant community account pit lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: medicated stage athletic conference Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499497) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499509) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: pontificating twisted tanning salon jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499515) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: Peach zippy bbw Get help Doobs/Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499894) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: Slippery Shivering Abode more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499911) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: Slippery Shivering Abode motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499897) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP http://imgur.com/v85MYKO Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500210) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: up-to-no-good windowlicker in on epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500256) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Boyish office roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500258) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500271) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi Oh my (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500272) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Cerise becky omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500274) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Aqua Hideous Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500282) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: dashing circlehead delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500286) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: hateful gold gas station main people seriously. the man has a family, after all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500313) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi BAW GAWD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500378) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500420) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM Author: Opaque Shrine Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500609) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: seedy base blood rage What the fuck is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500304) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM Author: Cerise becky there's to be a fuck going on alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500340) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire WHAT IN THE 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500367) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM Author:  drab GOOD LUCK, BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500369) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: Nudist Church what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500432) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: up-to-no-good windowlicker Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500638) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: Twinkling internal respiration trust fund By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500443) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500460) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: saffron point fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500477) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM Author: Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500548) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM Author: Opaque Shrine Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500287) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: Dun ape wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500475) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: Chocolate Crotch Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500535) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM Author: saffron point bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500542) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM Author: Chocolate Crotch Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500560) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM Author: Sexy metal gay wizard Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500590) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: dashing circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500635) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500601) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: dashing circlehead iwanttobelieve.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500637) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: Nudist Church http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500655) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Narrow-minded Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker? This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500653) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: shaky supple church building was the Lucio moniker doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500659) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Narrow-minded That's what I thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500677) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: saffron point what lucio moniker? wat poast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500874) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500694) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Narrow-minded Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500720) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: dashing circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500722) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM Author: Exhilarant community account pit The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros: "If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500802) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2 http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2 http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500836) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500847) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501437) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: Sexy metal gay wizard Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500896) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: Opaque Shrine Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500907) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM Author: dashing circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500922) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM Author: disgusting generalized bond genital piercing You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501023) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM Author: Abusive Affirmative Action CRIMINALLY underrated poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29224020) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: flirting police squad milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500908) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500914) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: Orchid concupiscible digit ratio gtfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502766) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500917) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM Author:  hissy fit To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501046) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: mischievous den weed whacker Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501100) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM Author: Milky Cuckoldry ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501127) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501247) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM Author: Sienna wagecucks 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501111) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: Canary histrionic useless brakes meetinghouse i think it is :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501118) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: Sienna wagecucks If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501123) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: Cerise becky good self deprecation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501122) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501244) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Lime insane rigpig http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501459) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: dashing circlehead lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501784) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: Racy cruise ship 180, this is a goat thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501804) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM Author: Harsh salmon philosopher-king 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503168) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501346) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: chartreuse black woman preventive strike 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501357) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501398) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM Author: Racy cruise ship Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501409) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501390) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Racy cruise ship what song is playing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501406) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: medicated stage athletic conference Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501461) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: fuchsia dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501751) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM Author: Zombie-like Galvanic Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501825) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Stirring puce incel piazza being too drunk is going to ruin this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501781) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM Author: beady-eyed rose corner background story u need to fuck ur sister u owe us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501808) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM Author: Slippery Shivering Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26871037) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: Zombie-like Galvanic Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502005) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM Author: Bistre shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502007) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM Author:  candlestick maker Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502013) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502136) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park Holy shit holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502038) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM Author: Trip mental disorder Well!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502044) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: Zombie-like Galvanic Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502073) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: beady-eyed rose corner background story plz respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502103) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM Author: mind-boggling site I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502109) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM Author: Idiotic thirsty locale just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502154) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM Author: exciting theatre Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502278) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM Author:  maroon private investor It is the clutch situation of the season. They say The Jet's lost a step or two, but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here. The Jet's got a suicide lead and-- And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it! - He's stealing home! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502290) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Milky Cuckoldry what's it gonna be boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502482) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM Author: Coral address queen of the night 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502314) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: Claret Rehab ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502410) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: Sable erotic hominid ??? ! ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502560) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Opaque Shrine Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED Give him some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502780) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM Author: primrose headpube more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502818) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: seedy base blood rage Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502860) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502869) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: seedy base blood rage K, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502872) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: Opaque Shrine Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502874) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: seedy base blood rage Double post, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502895) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember. I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly. After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different." There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel." She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502885) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502889) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502913) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: Orchid concupiscible digit ratio ...this is getting dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502891) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: Milky Cuckoldry right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503424) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: Opaque Shrine As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502892) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502900) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author: Twinkling internal respiration trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502973) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: flirting police squad milk She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". HOLY SHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: Irradiated resort alpha please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: Stirring puce incel piazza Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: Green quadroon yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: Canary histrionic useless brakes meetinghouse she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: purple state please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: beady-eyed rose corner background story "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: flirting police squad milk "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: rusted keepsake machete faggotry I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Khaki Know-it-all Dragon go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author: Greedy Gaming Laptop UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: Greedy Gaming Laptop (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: bossy theater coffee pot WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: rusted keepsake machete faggotry I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: rusted keepsake machete faggotry Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Greedy Gaming Laptop To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: Racy cruise ship And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Racy cruise ship Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: Racy cruise ship This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: Greedy Gaming Laptop It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Judgmental adventurous travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Racy cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: Opaque Shrine Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503160) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: saffron point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503537) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: Green quadroon real update, plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503170) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: garnet factory reset button Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503323) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503473) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: Opaque Shrine Post 600! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: Deep abnormal volcanic crater skinny woman you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: Dun ape they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: Orange step-uncle's house sex offender You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: flirting police squad milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: fuchsia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Talking university tank cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: Internet-worthy cracking giraffe water buffalo sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: Talking university tank def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: Khaki Know-it-all Dragon this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann range cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: gay blathering stage it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504269) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: Spectacular pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504300) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: contagious dull pisswyrm half-breed gross man thats ur sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504212) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: magenta dopamine sneaky criminal did u fuck or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504256) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504312) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504325) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504336) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: disgusting generalized bond genital piercing 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author:  feces OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: hateful gold gas station main people The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: rusted keepsake machete faggotry Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author: Abusive Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: gabagool brazhole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: Racy cruise ship I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: cerebral indirect expression You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Sable erotic hominid This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: seedy base blood rage 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: Territorial Crystalline Elastic Band brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author: Maize rambunctious regret 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author:  sinister haunted graveyard This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: Abusive Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author:  therapy Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author: Effete electric furnace i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author:  maniacal lettuce "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: gay blathering stage love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504683) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: charcoal public bath titc analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26544302) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: Abusive Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36990680) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: exciting theatre well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505321) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Orchid concupiscible digit ratio A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26507722) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: Razzmatazz tantric space OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: Sexy metal gay wizard Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: Razzmatazz tantric space ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Opaque Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: rusted keepsake machete faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: medicated stage athletic conference The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: Nudist Church no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author:  maniacal lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author: Duck-like red yarmulke http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: Claret Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author:  fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: medicated stage athletic conference Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28575862) Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM Author:  henna update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28910271) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: plum friendly grandma corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28945152) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM Author: rusted keepsake machete faggotry How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28945193) Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM Author: Cerise becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28951145) Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: fear-inspiring nighttime Columbus day bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28952263) Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM Author: Milky Cuckoldry bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29223927) Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: Hot Naked HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29251784) Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29447209) Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca Much better sistr thrras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29460236) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM Author:  fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30027707) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM Author: stubborn doctorate the beginning of the degenerate era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30027721) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM Author: Slate fantasy-prone ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30156360) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM Author: overrated stain area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30804651) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: clear at-the-ready tattoo PotY 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30804670) Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM Author: Razzmatazz tantric space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31238170) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM Author:  hyperactive jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31240080) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31240111) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: scarlet marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398074) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author:  Indecent fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398080) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: domesticated ladyboy I;ve been here too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398112) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author:  Indecent this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398118) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: scarlet marketing idea reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398121) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: Splenetic cream home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398922) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM Author: scarlet marketing idea so who was the author, TBF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398132) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author:  Party Of The First Part Game of "" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398927) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM Author: scarlet marketing idea i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398967) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author: sick degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31401436) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM Author:  hyperactive jewess the author is definitely tbtp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31401520) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM Author: plum friendly grandma corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586812) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: razzle market The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586925) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM Author: gay blathering stage did they have a midget sibling, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31767975) Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM Author: free-loading potus :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31591197) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca still GOAT POTUS thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31767987) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: free-loading potus The POTUS of XODUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31768006) Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM Author:  nofapping mad-dog skullcap you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31771970) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: Abusive Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36990701) Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Spectacular pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31961309) Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32343499) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Flesh goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32545952) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Spectacular pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32545957) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: free-loading potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32545995) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM Author: amethyst filthpig legal warrant Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32546004) Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: free-loading potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32546783) Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: free-loading potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32547714) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM Author:  nofapping mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32548870) Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: free-loading potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32573656) Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: Sickened Deranged Halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#33664076) Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM Author:  laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34062570) Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM Author:  pervert San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34116947) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM Author: Turquoise frum how has this not been bumped yet today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34401929) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: amethyst filthpig legal warrant I can never remember the title keywords ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34401973) Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: stimulating bawdyhouse Columbus Day BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34404981) Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM Author:  messiness There should be a Christmas episode of this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34949769) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM Author: Angry Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#35093674) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM Author: sooty Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: sick degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: cobalt thriller principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author:  nofapping mad-dog skullcap pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author:  pervert 4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36989822) Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: jade faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#37046584) Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: Lavender violent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#38256413) Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: comical crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#38257003) Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM Author: ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#38974406) Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: Floppy Cowardly Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40152879) Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author:  kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40510638) Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM Author:  Frozen Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40518112) Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40582879) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: Ebony Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084600) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: Mint round eye Happy early Columbus Day to you too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084634) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM Author: nubile infuriating masturbator where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084602) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM Author:  TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41963692) Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43244384) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM Author:  French Chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41963677) Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: ultramarine cuck multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254123) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM Author: Onyx drunken indian lodge So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254567) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM Author: Fishy mediation cuckold The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author: Fishy mediation cuckold Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author: brass dead brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Yapping Ruddy Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Unhinged fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author:  Indecent Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author:  toaster Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: brass dead brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45309181) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author: brass dead brethren One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: pontificating twisted tanning salon jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author:  vengeful stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author: Walnut coldplay fan Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author: fear-inspiring nighttime This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author: Yapping Ruddy Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author: Unhinged best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author: swollen translucent My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46905960) Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM Author:  nofapping mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46911844) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM Author: Glassy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962930) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM Author:  nofapping mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962948) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM Author: free-loading potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962972) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author:  jew DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962933) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: brass dead brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962936) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM Author: Chestnut twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46963013) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM Author:  crawly gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48193545) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM Author:  foreskin I was thinking about this thread earlier today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48193551) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: wine passionate patrolman trailer park I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48194098) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: pontificating twisted tanning salon jap good work, i remember this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48194099) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: gabagool brazhole Almost that time of year again ⛵️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330062)