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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
wonderful public bath
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
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Splenetic Den Mediation
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Self-absorbed newt patrolman
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Big-titted corn cake
  10/09/14
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Aromatic hell
  10/09/14
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Hairraiser Temple
  10/09/14
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Stirring rigpig
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
wonderful public bath
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Self-absorbed newt patrolman
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
wonderful public bath
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
wonderful public bath
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Curious brilliant really tough guy
  10/09/14
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thriller ratface queen of the night
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Hairraiser Temple
  10/09/14
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thriller ratface queen of the night
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
nudist lascivious school
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
grizzly plaza
  10/08/16
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Curious brilliant really tough guy
  10/09/14
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Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
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underhanded shivering stage coffee pot
  10/09/14
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mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/09/14
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olive meetinghouse partner
  10/09/14
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Mewling primrose associate
  10/09/14
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fishy comical doctorate home
  10/09/14
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bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/10/14
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floppy violet trump supporter senate
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
self-centered rusted toaster
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
big mahogany locus
  10/06/25
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Cocky Vengeful Casino Chad
  05/15/22
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mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Hideous cracking piazza
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Disturbing Trailer Park
  10/11/14
?
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Disturbing Trailer Park
  10/11/14
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outnumbered buff theater stage karate
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Racy Parlor
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Snowy base
  12/25/15
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Haunting Market
  02/05/17
lol
passionate center
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Crystalline philosopher-king sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Self-absorbed newt patrolman
  10/09/14
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mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/09/14
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fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/09/14
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wild cruise ship mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Curious brilliant really tough guy
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Charcoal Heady Blood Rage
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
wonderful public bath
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
disgusting ruby mother
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
nudist lascivious school
  10/09/14
...
french old irish cottage location
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
vermilion area
  10/09/14
Shrewd
cyan parlour hissy fit
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
disgusting ruby mother
  10/09/14
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nudist lascivious school
  10/09/14
180
pink adventurous personal credit line
  10/09/14
180
misunderstood church liquid oxygen
  10/09/14
180^180
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
...
underhanded shivering stage coffee pot
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Self-absorbed newt patrolman
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
vermilion area
  10/09/14
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Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
nudist lascivious school
  10/09/14
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Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Arousing useless brakes
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
clear orchestra pit
  10/09/14
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Excitant Spot
  12/06/14
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Titillating blue hominid
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Walnut house-broken range
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/08/16
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Impertinent cerebral point faggot firefighter
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/09/14
?
fuchsia electric rehab cuck
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
aggressive sooty cuckoldry school cafeteria
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
maniacal tantric pistol
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Sticky know-it-all nursing home
  10/11/14
180
insane goal in life
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Blathering magical jew
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/09/14
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Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
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fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
wild cruise ship mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
wild cruise ship mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Blathering magical jew
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
vermilion area
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Mewling primrose associate
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Mewling primrose associate
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
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silver contagious church building rigor
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Big-titted corn cake
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Big-titted corn cake
  10/09/14
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exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
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mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/09/14
...
Big-titted corn cake
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
supple elastic band whorehouse
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
wonderful public bath
  10/09/14
lol
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/09/14
180
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/09/14
lmao
olive meetinghouse partner
  10/09/14
tyft
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
Lol
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
...
180 black macaca institution
  10/09/14
This is good.
Anal property
  10/09/14
180 billion
Blathering magical jew
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
nudist lascivious school
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
flickering step-uncle's house crotch
  10/09/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Glassy dashing office legend
  10/10/14
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underhanded shivering stage coffee pot
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Smoky twisted address nibblets
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Abusive indian lodge persian
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Mewling primrose associate
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
bossy aphrodisiac place of business preventive strike
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious regret
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
hateful carmine wagecucks
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
wonderful public bath
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
multi-colored kitchen
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
...
hateful carmine wagecucks
  10/09/14
...
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
...
nudist lascivious school
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
amethyst party of the first part roast beef
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Beady-eyed Transparent Stead Telephone
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Anal property
  10/09/14
titcr
hateful carmine wagecucks
  10/09/14
...
Anal property
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/09/14
...
underhanded shivering stage coffee pot
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Big-titted corn cake
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
maniacal tantric pistol
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Vibrant Native
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
wonderful public bath
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
amethyst party of the first part roast beef
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Anal property
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
amethyst party of the first part roast beef
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
mustard death wish
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Slippery navy alpha dilemma
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
trip selfie generalized bond
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Big-titted corn cake
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
multi-colored kitchen
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Big-titted corn cake
  10/09/14
...
vermilion area
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
...
hateful carmine wagecucks
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Mewling primrose associate
  10/09/14
...
sick ape
  10/09/14
...
soul-stirring costumed gas station boiling water
  10/12/14
1800000000
Emerald House Clown
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
sick ape
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/09/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Anal property
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
silver contagious church building rigor
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Ocher swashbuckling goyim box office
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Slippery navy alpha dilemma
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
wonderful public bath
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/09/14
fuckk me
wonderful public bath
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Big-titted corn cake
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Hideous cracking piazza
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
hateful carmine wagecucks
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
histrionic offensive ticket booth
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
aggressive sooty cuckoldry school cafeteria
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
silver contagious church building rigor
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
flickering step-uncle's house crotch
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/09/14
...
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/10/14
...
Blathering magical jew
  10/09/14
i could see it
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Laughsome Jet Masturbator
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/09/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
bat shit crazy green tanning salon
  06/27/16
...
Exciting Bright Police Squad
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Big-titted corn cake
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Violent spectacular antidepressant drug
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Gaped demanding therapy
  10/10/14
WTF?
olive meetinghouse partner
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
wonderful public bath
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
olive meetinghouse partner
  10/10/14
...
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/10/14
120
Emerald House Clown
  10/10/14
post the pic again
aggressive sooty cuckoldry school cafeteria
  10/10/14
...
Anal property
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/10/14
...
Big-titted corn cake
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Mewling primrose associate
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
milky shrine
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
wonderful public bath
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
maniacal tantric pistol
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
disgusting ruby mother
  10/10/14
...
Startled dopamine milk
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Razzle khaki lodge
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/10/14
...
Anal property
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Appetizing cobalt half-breed station
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Anal property
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
talented out-of-control university boltzmann
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Walnut house-broken range
  10/10/14
180
coiffed lay background story
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
galvanic stage mental disorder
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Hideous cracking piazza
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Walnut house-broken range
  10/10/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
bronze state
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/10/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Razzle khaki lodge
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
wonderful public bath
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
stimulating dysfunction set
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Mind-boggling cerise corner tattoo
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
wonderful public bath
  10/11/14
omg
Hideous cracking piazza
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
honey-headed motley brunch mood
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Exciting Bright Police Squad
  10/11/14
...
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/11/14
...
Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Cheese-eating sex offender
  10/11/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
self-centered rusted toaster
  10/18/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Prole Factory Reset Button
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
provocative avocado degenerate
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
stubborn forum voyeur
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Useless kitty cat circlehead
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Hideous cracking piazza
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Useless kitty cat circlehead
  10/11/14
...
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
Arousing useless brakes
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
Startled dopamine milk
  10/11/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/11/14
...
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
lmfao
Charcoal Heady Blood Rage
  10/11/14
amazing
Obsidian Sanctuary
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Anal property
  10/11/14
180
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/11/14
...
vermilion area
  10/11/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Swollen shitlib
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
provocative avocado degenerate
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
Seriously.
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
stubborn forum voyeur
  10/11/14
...
Cheese-eating sex offender
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
concupiscible bearded keepsake machete
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
pink adventurous personal credit line
  03/28/16
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
charismatic bat-shit-crazy library coldplay fan
  10/11/14
...
doobsian deranged hospital becky
  10/11/14
...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
plz poast
Flesh Pea-brained Laser Beams Nowag
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
doobsian deranged hospital becky
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
silver contagious church building rigor
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Anal property
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
wonderful public bath
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Odious hall hairy legs
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
ebony godawful sandwich chapel
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
silver contagious church building rigor
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Mewling primrose associate
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Anal property
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Startled dopamine milk
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
lol 180
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
Unholy stain ceo
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Mewling primrose associate
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
irradiated site
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Umber Glittery Theatre
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Umber Glittery Theatre
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Self-absorbed newt patrolman
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
White hunting ground
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Mewling primrose associate
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Emerald House Clown
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Hideous cracking piazza
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
White hunting ground
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
onyx field
  10/11/14
keeping it real
irradiated site
  10/11/14
...
silver contagious church building rigor
  10/11/14
cr
haunted graveyard garrison
  10/11/14
Amen.
chartreuse bawdyhouse digit ratio
  10/11/14
lol cr
Excitant Spot
  10/11/14
...
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/11/14
...
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/11/14
...
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
sick ape
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Hideous cracking piazza
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Hideous cracking piazza
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
sick ape
  10/11/14
180
apoplectic resort azn
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
violent love of her life
  10/11/14
...
sick ape
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
sick ape
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Anal property
  10/11/14
...
Mewling primrose associate
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Emerald House Clown
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/11/14
lol
Arrogant national
  10/11/14
underrated
amethyst party of the first part roast beef
  10/11/14
...
faggotry halford
  10/12/14
...
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
Anal property
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal
  10/11/14
...
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
lol
beta gaming laptop
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Exciting Bright Police Squad
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Submissive peach menage
  10/11/14
...
translucent sound barrier business firm
  10/11/14
180
Odious hall hairy legs
  10/11/14
180
Self-absorbed newt patrolman
  10/11/14
180
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
...
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
gold community account
  10/11/14
...
dead theater yarmulke
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Snowy base
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
wonderful public bath
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
180
Odious hall hairy legs
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
mustard death wish
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
stag film
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Mewling primrose associate
  10/11/14
...
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
...
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
Go on...
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
...
mustard death wish
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Very tactful pearly genital piercing
  10/11/14
...
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
stag film
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Very tactful pearly genital piercing
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/11/14
...
Cheese-eating sex offender
  10/11/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Henna Deep Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/12/14
...
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
...
faggotry halford
  10/12/14
...
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
honey-headed motley brunch mood
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
stag film
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Self-absorbed newt patrolman
  10/11/14
...
Alcoholic roommate
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Fiercely-loyal double fault
  10/11/14
...
Alcoholic roommate
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
...
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
180 black macaca institution
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
provocative avocado degenerate
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
honey-headed motley brunch mood
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
wonderful public bath
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
mustard death wish
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Mewling primrose associate
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed Transparent Stead Telephone
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
codepig turdskin
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
charismatic bat-shit-crazy library coldplay fan
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
charismatic bat-shit-crazy library coldplay fan
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
wonderful public bath
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
  10/11/14
...
aggressive sooty cuckoldry school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/11/14
Oh my
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/11/14
omg
lilac fighting candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
fear-inspiring crusty electric furnace
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/11/14
...
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
lilac fighting candlestick maker
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
drunken wine kitty messiness
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
mauve
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Walnut house-broken range
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
brindle pervert
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
stimulating dysfunction set
  10/11/14
...
Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
soul-stirring costumed gas station boiling water
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
galvanic stage mental disorder
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
skinny woman
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Sticky know-it-all nursing home
  10/11/14
wtf
low-t juggernaut
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Canary
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
stimulating dysfunction set
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Canary
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Submissive peach menage
  10/11/14
...
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Walnut house-broken range
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
stag film
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
coiffed lay background story
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
stag film
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
stimulating dysfunction set
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
drunken wine kitty messiness
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
stag film
  10/11/14
...
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
mustard death wish
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
drunken wine kitty messiness
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Submissive peach menage
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
...
nudist lascivious school
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
ladyboy
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Chocolate weed whacker idea he suggested
  11/21/15
...
Very tactful pearly genital piercing
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
gtfo
silver contagious church building rigor
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
  10/11/14
Holy shit
provocative avocado degenerate
  10/11/14
?
multi-colored kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Sickened Cumskin
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Slate deer antler pisswyrm
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Emerald House Clown
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Slate deer antler pisswyrm
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
lilac fighting candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
Sickened Cumskin
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Flushed quadroon
  10/11/14
lol
nudist lascivious school
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/12/14
180
citrine wrinkle
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
wonderful public bath
  10/11/14
120
Crystalline philosopher-king sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Mewling primrose associate
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
thirsty fanboi indirect expression
  10/12/14
...
Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
flickering step-uncle's house crotch
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
sick ape
  10/12/14
...
charismatic bat-shit-crazy library coldplay fan
  12/06/14
...
Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Tan tank incel
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
red
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
wonderful public bath
  10/12/14
Well!?
180 black macaca institution
  10/12/14
...
Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
plz respond
sick ape
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
fuchsia electric rehab cuck
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Cheese-eating sex offender
  10/12/14
Well?
galvanic stage mental disorder
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
lime indecent pozpig
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
multi-colored kitchen
  10/12/14
180000000
Odious hall hairy legs
  10/12/14
??
olive meetinghouse partner
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
zombie-like
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
wonderful public bath
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
silver contagious church building rigor
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
multi-colored kitchen
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
...
Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit
  10/12/14
...
brindle pervert
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Very tactful pearly genital piercing
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
irradiated site
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
flickering step-uncle's house crotch
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Emerald House Clown
  10/12/14
please continue
faggotry halford
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
sick ape
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Very tactful pearly genital piercing
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
orchid
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Hideous cracking piazza
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Maroon people who are hurt
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
wonderful public bath
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Maroon people who are hurt
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
wonderful public bath
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Useless kitty cat circlehead
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
orchid
  10/12/14
ty
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
orchid
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Maroon people who are hurt
  10/12/14
And scene.
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/12/14
nigger
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Maroon people who are hurt
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
...
Umber Glittery Theatre
  10/12/14
...
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
...
stimulating dysfunction set
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
brethren
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
Post 600!
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
opaque pocket flask
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
low-t juggernaut
  10/12/14
You don't?
cyan parlour hissy fit
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
wonderful public bath
  10/12/14
...
Very tactful pearly genital piercing
  10/12/14
wtf
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal
  10/12/14
...
thirsty fanboi indirect expression
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Swollen shitlib
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
drunken wine kitty messiness
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Swollen shitlib
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Hideous cracking piazza
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Diverse infuriating principal's office
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
maniacal tantric pistol
  10/12/14
...
Snowy base
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Slippery navy alpha dilemma
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
lake duck-like boistinker
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
ladyboy
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
skinny woman
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
orchid
  10/12/14
...
Chocolate weed whacker idea he suggested
  11/21/15
...
talking
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
bateful ultramarine locale potus
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Exciting Bright Police Squad
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
fragrant geriatric lettuce
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Splenetic Den Mediation
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
saffron multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
180
magenta new version
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
adulterous cuckold
  10/31/16
...
Chocolate weed whacker idea he suggested
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
sable black woman
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
amber dog poop
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
dead theater yarmulke
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
drunken wine kitty messiness
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
maniacal tantric pistol
  10/12/14
titc analysis
self-centered rusted toaster
  10/18/14
...
Chocolate weed whacker idea he suggested
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
galvanic stage mental disorder
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
silver contagious church building rigor
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
soul-stirring costumed gas station boiling water
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Submissive peach menage
  10/13/14
?
soul-stirring costumed gas station boiling water
  10/13/14
...
exhilarant rambunctious abode
  10/27/14
...
orchid
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Mewling primrose associate
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Walnut house-broken range
  12/06/14
...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  04/07/15
...
dead theater yarmulke
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
chest-beating
  04/22/15
...
olive meetinghouse partner
  05/17/15
...
pale
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Mewling primrose associate
  08/18/15
update?
Dark mad cow disease
  10/06/15
...
maize puppy
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
orchid
  10/11/15
...
lilac fighting candlestick maker
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
shimmering
  10/12/15
bump
multi-colored kitchen
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Jade
  11/25/15
...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  12/27/15
...
pale
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
aquamarine dragon organic girlfriend
  03/10/16
...
Vivacious regret
  03/28/16
...
big mahogany locus
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
aqua psychic
  06/27/16
...
soul-stirring costumed gas station boiling water
  08/21/16
...
claret round eye
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  08/22/16
...
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
judgmental trust fund
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
naked
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
judgmental trust fund
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
  09/13/16
...
mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
  09/13/16
Game of ""
effete foreskin
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
  09/13/16
...
mentally impaired bisexual
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
claret round eye
  09/13/16
...
maize puppy
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
grizzly plaza
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
maniacal tantric pistol
  10/31/16
:-)
Hyperactive bbw main people
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Hyperactive bbw main people
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
idiotic
  10/31/16
...
Chocolate weed whacker idea he suggested
  10/09/18
...
Snowy base
  11/21/16
...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  01/10/17
...
sepia yapping mexican gaping
  02/04/17
...
Snowy base
  02/04/17
...
Hyperactive bbw main people
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Sadistic Hairless Idiot
  02/04/17
...
Hyperactive bbw main people
  02/04/17
...
Hyperactive bbw main people
  02/04/17
...
idiotic
  02/05/17
...
Hyperactive bbw main people
  02/08/17
...
Frisky bull headed french chef
  06/28/17
...
jap marketing idea
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Well-lubricated gay wizard
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Sadistic Hairless Idiot
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
honey-headed motley brunch mood
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Internal Respiration
  12/18/17
...
Sinister awkward stock car
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Startling Domesticated
  01/06/18
...
mentally impaired bisexual
  02/06/18
...
Obsidian Sanctuary
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
idiotic
  10/06/18
4 year bump
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
copper
  10/09/18
...
misunderstood church liquid oxygen
  10/17/18
...
cream high-end private investor
  05/19/19
...
Razzle-dazzle Prole Factory Reset Button
  05/19/19
...
drunken wine kitty messiness
  10/14/19
...
Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife
  05/05/20
...
Sienna learning disabled toilet seat
  06/28/20
...
Chestnut
  06/29/20
...
drunken wine kitty messiness
  07/10/20
...
Titillating blue hominid
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
ivory pontificating
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Bistre reading party
  10/10/20
TITCR
hot famous landscape painting
  02/17/21
...
copper
  10/08/21
...
free-loading immigrant
  02/17/21
...
drunken wine kitty messiness
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Vibrant Native
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
painfully honest filthpig
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
painfully honest filthpig
  10/11/21
...
copper
  10/07/22
...
fluffy striped hyena
  12/02/21
...
coral sweet tailpipe
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
water buffalo gunner
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
judgmental trust fund
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
giraffe
  10/10/22
...
fluffy striped hyena
  10/10/22
...
metal
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
fluffy striped hyena
  11/23/22
...
Beady-eyed Transparent Stead Telephone
  05/06/23
...
drab twinkling uncleanness
  05/06/23
Time flies
gay headpube
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
shimmering
  05/06/23
...
coral sweet tailpipe
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
water buffalo gunner
  10/09/23
...
big mahogany locus
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
slap-happy
  10/09/23
...
idiotic
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
internet-worthy fortuitous meteor
  10/20/23
...
idiotic
  10/20/23
...
Hyperactive bbw main people
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
At-the-ready depressive
  10/20/23
...
fluffy striped hyena
  10/20/23
...
copper
  10/20/23
...
national security agency travel guidebook
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
elite dingle berry
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
wonderful public bath
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Beady-eyed Transparent Stead Telephone
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
talking
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
painfully honest filthpig
  10/13/25
...
Cocky Vengeful Casino Chad
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Self-absorbed newt patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Big-titted corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Aromatic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Stirring rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed newt patrolman

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Curious brilliant really tough guy

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: thriller ratface queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser Temple

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: thriller ratface queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: grizzly plaza

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Curious brilliant really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: underhanded shivering stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: olive meetinghouse partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Mewling primrose associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: fishy comical doctorate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: floppy violet trump supporter senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: self-centered rusted toaster

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: big mahogany locus

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Cocky Vengeful Casino Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Hideous cracking piazza

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Disturbing Trailer Park

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Disturbing Trailer Park

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: outnumbered buff theater stage karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Racy Parlor

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Snowy base

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Haunting Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: passionate center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Crystalline philosopher-king sneaky criminal

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Self-absorbed newt patrolman

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: wild cruise ship mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Curious brilliant really tough guy

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Charcoal Heady Blood Rage

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: disgusting ruby mother

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: french old irish cottage location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: vermilion area

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: cyan parlour hissy fit

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: disgusting ruby mother

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: pink adventurous personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: misunderstood church liquid oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: underhanded shivering stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed newt patrolman

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: vermilion area

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Arousing useless brakes

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: clear orchestra pit

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Excitant Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Titillating blue hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Walnut house-broken range

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Impertinent cerebral point faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: fuchsia electric rehab cuck

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: aggressive sooty cuckoldry school cafeteria

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: maniacal tantric pistol

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Sticky know-it-all nursing home

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: insane goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Blathering magical jew

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: wild cruise ship mad-dog skullcap

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: wild cruise ship mad-dog skullcap

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Blathering magical jew

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: vermilion area

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: silver contagious church building rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Big-titted corn cake

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Big-titted corn cake

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Big-titted corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: supple elastic band whorehouse

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: olive meetinghouse partner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: 180 black macaca institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Anal property

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Blathering magical jew

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: flickering step-uncle's house crotch

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Glassy dashing office legend

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: underhanded shivering stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Smoky twisted address nibblets

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Abusive indian lodge persian

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: bossy aphrodisiac place of business preventive strike

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Vivacious regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: hateful carmine wagecucks

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: hateful carmine wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: amethyst party of the first part roast beef

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Transparent Stead Telephone

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Anal property

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: hateful carmine wagecucks

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Anal property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: underhanded shivering stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Big-titted corn cake

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: maniacal tantric pistol

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Vibrant Native

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: amethyst party of the first part roast beef

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Anal property

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: amethyst party of the first part roast beef

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: mustard death wish

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Slippery navy alpha dilemma

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: trip selfie generalized bond

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Big-titted corn cake

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Big-titted corn cake

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: vermilion area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: hateful carmine wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: sick ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring costumed gas station boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Emerald House Clown

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: sick ape

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Anal property

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: silver contagious church building rigor

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Ocher swashbuckling goyim box office

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Slippery navy alpha dilemma

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Big-titted corn cake

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Hideous cracking piazza

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: hateful carmine wagecucks

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: histrionic offensive ticket booth

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: aggressive sooty cuckoldry school cafeteria

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: silver contagious church building rigor

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: flickering step-uncle's house crotch

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Blathering magical jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Jet Masturbator

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: bat shit crazy green tanning salon

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Exciting Bright Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Big-titted corn cake

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Violent spectacular antidepressant drug

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Gaped demanding therapy

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: olive meetinghouse partner

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: wonderful public bath

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: olive meetinghouse partner

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Emerald House Clown

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: aggressive sooty cuckoldry school cafeteria

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Anal property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Big-titted corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: milky shrine

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: maniacal tantric pistol

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: disgusting ruby mother

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Startled dopamine milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Razzle khaki lodge

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Anal property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Appetizing cobalt half-breed station

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Anal property

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: talented out-of-control university boltzmann

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Walnut house-broken range

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: coiffed lay background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: galvanic stage mental disorder

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Hideous cracking piazza

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Walnut house-broken range

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: bronze state

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Razzle khaki lodge

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: wonderful public bath

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: stimulating dysfunction set

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cerise corner tattoo

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: wonderful public bath

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Hideous cracking piazza

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: honey-headed motley brunch mood

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Exciting Bright Police Squad

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating sex offender

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: self-centered rusted toaster

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Prole Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: provocative avocado degenerate

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: stubborn forum voyeur

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Useless kitty cat circlehead

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Hideous cracking piazza

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Useless kitty cat circlehead

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: nudist lascivious school

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Arousing useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Startled dopamine milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Charcoal Heady Blood Rage

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Obsidian Sanctuary

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Anal property

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: vermilion area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Swollen shitlib

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: provocative avocado degenerate

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: nudist lascivious school

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: stubborn forum voyeur

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Cheese-eating sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: concupiscible bearded keepsake machete

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: pink adventurous personal credit line

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: charismatic bat-shit-crazy library coldplay fan

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: doobsian deranged hospital becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Flesh Pea-brained Laser Beams Nowag

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: doobsian deranged hospital becky

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: silver contagious church building rigor

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Anal property

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: wonderful public bath

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Odious hall hairy legs

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: ebony godawful sandwich chapel

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: silver contagious church building rigor

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Anal property

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Startled dopamine milk

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Unholy stain ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: irradiated site

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Umber Glittery Theatre

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Umber Glittery Theatre

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Self-absorbed newt patrolman

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: White hunting ground

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Emerald House Clown

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Hideous cracking piazza

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: White hunting ground

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: onyx field

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: irradiated site

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: silver contagious church building rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  haunted graveyard garrison

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: chartreuse bawdyhouse digit ratio

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Excitant Spot

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: sick ape

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Hideous cracking piazza

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Hideous cracking piazza

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: sick ape

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: apoplectic resort azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: violent love of her life

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: sick ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: sick ape

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Anal property

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Mewling primrose associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Emerald House Clown

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Arrogant national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: amethyst party of the first part roast beef

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  faggotry halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Anal property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: beta gaming laptop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Exciting Bright Police Squad

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Submissive peach menage

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: translucent sound barrier business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Odious hall hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Self-absorbed newt patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: gold community account

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: dead theater yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Snowy base

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Odious hall hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: mustard death wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  stag film

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: mustard death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Very tactful pearly genital piercing

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  stag film

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Very tactful pearly genital piercing

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Henna Deep Scourge Upon The Earth

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  faggotry halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: honey-headed motley brunch mood

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  stag film

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Self-absorbed newt patrolman

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal double fault

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: 180 black macaca institution

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: provocative avocado degenerate

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: honey-headed motley brunch mood

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: mustard death wish

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Transparent Stead Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  codepig turdskin

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: charismatic bat-shit-crazy library coldplay fan

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: charismatic bat-shit-crazy library coldplay fan

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: 

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: aggressive sooty cuckoldry school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: lilac fighting candlestick maker

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: fear-inspiring crusty electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: lilac fighting candlestick maker

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: drunken wine kitty messiness

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  mauve

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Walnut house-broken range

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: 

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: brindle pervert

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: stimulating dysfunction set

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring costumed gas station boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: galvanic stage mental disorder

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  skinny woman

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Sticky know-it-all nursing home

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  low-t juggernaut

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Canary

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: stimulating dysfunction set

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Canary

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Submissive peach menage

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Walnut house-broken range

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  stag film

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: coiffed lay background story

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  stag film

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: stimulating dysfunction set

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: drunken wine kitty messiness

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  stag film

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: mustard death wish

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: drunken wine kitty messiness

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Submissive peach menage

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: nudist lascivious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  ladyboy

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Chocolate weed whacker idea he suggested

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Very tactful pearly genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: silver contagious church building rigor

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: 

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: provocative avocado degenerate

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Slate deer antler pisswyrm

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Emerald House Clown

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Slate deer antler pisswyrm

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: lilac fighting candlestick maker

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Flushed quadroon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: nudist lascivious school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: citrine wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Crystalline philosopher-king sneaky criminal

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: thirsty fanboi indirect expression

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: flickering step-uncle's house crotch

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: sick ape

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: charismatic bat-shit-crazy library coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Tan tank incel

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  red

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: wonderful public bath

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: 180 black macaca institution

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Jet-lagged ruddy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: sick ape

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: fuchsia electric rehab cuck

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Cheese-eating sex offender

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: galvanic stage mental disorder

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: lime indecent pozpig

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Odious hall hairy legs

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: olive meetinghouse partner

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: zombie-like

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: wonderful public bath

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: silver contagious church building rigor

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Autistic Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: brindle pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Very tactful pearly genital piercing

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: irradiated site

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: flickering step-uncle's house crotch

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Emerald House Clown

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  faggotry halford

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: sick ape

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Very tactful pearly genital piercing

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  orchid

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Hideous cracking piazza

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Maroon people who are hurt

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Maroon people who are hurt

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Useless kitty cat circlehead

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  orchid

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  orchid

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Maroon people who are hurt

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Maroon people who are hurt

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Umber Glittery Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: stimulating dysfunction set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Friendly Grandma Legal Warrant

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  brethren

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: opaque pocket flask

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  low-t juggernaut

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: cyan parlour hissy fit

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Very tactful pearly genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: thirsty fanboi indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Swollen shitlib

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: drunken wine kitty messiness

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Scarlet Alcoholic Space Son Of Senegal

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Swollen shitlib

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Hideous cracking piazza

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Diverse infuriating principal's office

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: maniacal tantric pistol

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Snowy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Slippery navy alpha dilemma

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: lake duck-like boistinker

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  ladyboy

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  skinny woman

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: brass boyish crackhouse affirmative action

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  orchid

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Chocolate weed whacker idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: talking



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine locale potus

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Exciting Bright Police Squad

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: fragrant geriatric lettuce

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Splenetic Den Mediation

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  saffron multi-billionaire

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: magenta new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  adulterous cuckold

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Chocolate weed whacker idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: sable black woman

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: amber dog poop

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: dead theater yarmulke

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: drunken wine kitty messiness

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: maniacal tantric pistol

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: self-centered rusted toaster

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Chocolate weed whacker idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: galvanic stage mental disorder

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: silver contagious church building rigor

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring costumed gas station boiling water

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Submissive peach menage

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring costumed gas station boiling water

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: exhilarant rambunctious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  orchid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Walnut house-broken range

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: dead theater yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  chest-beating

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: olive meetinghouse partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: pale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Mewling primrose associate

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Dark mad cow disease

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: maize puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  orchid

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: lilac fighting candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  shimmering

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Jade

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: pale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  aquamarine dragon organic girlfriend

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Vivacious regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: big mahogany locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  aqua psychic

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring costumed gas station boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  claret round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: judgmental trust fund

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: naked

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: judgmental trust fund

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: 

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: mint razzmatazz fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: 

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: effete foreskin

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: 

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: mentally impaired bisexual



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  claret round eye

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: maize puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: grizzly plaza

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: maniacal tantric pistol

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive bbw main people

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive bbw main people

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: idiotic

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Chocolate weed whacker idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Snowy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: sepia yapping mexican gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Snowy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive bbw main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Sadistic Hairless Idiot

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive bbw main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive bbw main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: idiotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Hyperactive bbw main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Frisky bull headed french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  jap marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: 

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Well-lubricated gay wizard

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Sadistic Hairless Idiot

I can never remember the title keywords

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: honey-headed motley brunch mood

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  Internal Respiration

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Sinister awkward stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Startling Domesticated

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: mentally impaired bisexual



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Obsidian Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: idiotic

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: 

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: copper

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: misunderstood church liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: cream high-end private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Prole Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: drunken wine kitty messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted marvelous athletic conference knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Sienna learning disabled toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Chestnut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: drunken wine kitty messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Titillating blue hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: ivory pontificating

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Bistre reading party

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  hot famous landscape painting

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: copper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  free-loading immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: drunken wine kitty messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Vibrant Native

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  painfully honest filthpig

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  painfully honest filthpig

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: copper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  fluffy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  coral sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  water buffalo gunner

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: judgmental trust fund

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  giraffe

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  fluffy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author:  metal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  fluffy striped hyena

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Transparent Stead Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  drab twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: gay headpube

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  shimmering

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  coral sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  water buffalo gunner

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: big mahogany locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  slap-happy

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: idiotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: internet-worthy fortuitous meteor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: idiotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive bbw main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready depressive

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  fluffy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: copper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  national security agency travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  elite dingle berry

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Transparent Stead Telephone

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: talking

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author:  painfully honest filthpig

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Cocky Vengeful Casino Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49533771)