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RATE Our Sukkot Dinner Menu (Fall / Harvest Themed)

HAMOTZEI Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread APPS ...
Gold Shrine
  10/05/25
a solid 152 which is well above average for heeb food
Vigorous bright messiness masturbator
  10/05/25
literally none of this is heeb food, except for the homemade...
Gold Shrine
  10/05/25
What's the most heebish food you've made
Crusty casino trust fund
  10/06/25
i assume by heebish food, you mean ashkenazi slop. (we make ...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
What about greasy bland latkes?
Bossy trump supporter
  10/06/25
a solid "sneaky" out of ten
abusive boistinker
  10/05/25
Sounds terrible, tbh. But chag sameach.
submissive godawful digit ratio faggotry
  10/06/25
what's terrible? show your work
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
LOL, KIKE
bonkers beady-eyed den
  10/06/25
very solid but I’m worried about the “fried cape...
Odious Green Liquid Oxygen Pit
  10/06/25
they're 180 - had them before. btw, prole redneck nanny d...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
or azn tell, I bet no chinaman or jeet has ever heard of cap...
Odious Green Liquid Oxygen Pit
  10/06/25
lol looks like there's some chink capers: https://www....
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
huh I never knew
Odious Green Liquid Oxygen Pit
  10/06/25
Fuck you and your ilk, while you attempt to erase 2 million ...
Slate Faggot Firefighter
  10/06/25
the palestinian people never existed. a made up people.
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Except that everyone believes they do. This is the very most...
Slate Faggot Firefighter
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? mark twain described the land of israel was ...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Factually incorrect. AI Overview +5 Israel: a demog...
Slate Faggot Firefighter
  10/06/25
(idiotic maf oriental resorting to ai slop)
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Lol ok go with that. Unfortunately for you, again, no one be...
Slate Faggot Firefighter
  10/06/25
gg is literally a meth-addled birdshit hobo living under a b...
cracking silver deer antler
  10/06/25
he has an extremely oriental cadence
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
...
provocative coiffed jew church
  10/06/25
where is the $12 tap water and the silver goblet of goy b...
snowy fear-inspiring fortuitous meteor
  10/06/25
$12 made in israel sodastream, actually!
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
I rate this as you guys should just accept Jesus was the mes...
provocative coiffed jew church
  10/06/25
Absolutely 180 to watch how much hatred exists for the Jewis...
Slate Faggot Firefighter
  10/06/25
u seem really triggered by our 180 menu. there's already a s...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
It's just really cool to watch this unfold. By the way, I'v...
Slate Faggot Firefighter
  10/06/25
Thank you for your work in this thread. These people deserve...
bonkers beady-eyed den
  10/06/25
Consider that the Jews picked on the biggest alpha males eve...
Slate Faggot Firefighter
  10/06/25
TITCR. They cannot defeat the resilience of our people.
bonkers beady-eyed den
  10/06/25
100%
Slate Faggot Firefighter
  10/06/25
How is it Judaism is 4,000 years old but all your food is te...
fragrant ebony kitchen
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? literally none of this food is jewish food. ...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
"literally none of this food is jewish food." E...
fragrant ebony kitchen
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? the requirement is to have festive meals on ...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Sounds like we agree despite you being an autistic fag, jewi...
fragrant ebony kitchen
  10/06/25
no. this is MY jew food now.
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
The Jewish "people" never existed. A made up peopl...
Slate Faggot Firefighter
  10/06/25
Jewish dietary rules are made to ensure that Jews don't eat ...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? you're meaning to refer to the rule that jew...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
no one wants to eat your food either
Diverse Sex Offender
  10/06/25
Which is why non-Jews never eat at kosher restaurants.
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
they dont go bc they're more expensive.
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
That is absolutely not why they don't go. People who go to ...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? apples to apples, pls. at any restaurant qua...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
If it was better then they would. There's always a market f...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
shawarma and hummus is mostly the same shit, and there's no ...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Ok, since you're autistic I'll give a real world example. S...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
i disagree. when i was a kid, any sushi place was run by nip...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Holy shit, do you have to aspie everything up? Yes, I get t...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
ur being aspie. my point is there's nothing much to premium ...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Forget shawarma and hummus - there is no Jewish food that is...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
lol @ forgetting 1 of the 2 jewish cuisines. there are 2 jew...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Because your example of "Jewish" cuisine is someth...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
lol @ just dismissing the cuisine of the world's only jewish...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Because it isn't really "of Israel." That is like...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
No, I mean religious Jews cannot go to a restaurant and eat ...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
you're discussing a very modern thing -- adult male work col...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Wtf are you talking about? Have you ever talked to your par...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
what the fuck is 'suckrot'?
canary organic girlfriend
  10/06/25
SUCC IT, bitch
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
180
red pea-brained dingle berry voyeur
  10/06/25
tyty
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
fuck u kike lol
heady stag film death wish
  10/06/25
pharoah salad, actually
hot step-uncle's house
  10/06/25
rofl 180 would be 180 on passover except i assume farro i...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
rolf 180 hahaha kike shit my mom and me are important hahaha...
heady stag film death wish
  10/06/25
This year’s theme is Pumpkin Spice Goy Chic
Lime Base Hunting Ground
  10/06/25
180 ur a hipster. you know u want my pumpkin spice ice cr...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Everything sounds good tbh
Lime Base Hunting Ground
  10/06/25
L’chaim!
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Frying capers is a huge waste of time
elite sneaky criminal gas station
  10/06/25
Doesn't it take like 1 min
Lime Base Hunting Ground
  10/06/25
he's got a point. gotta wait for oil to clean up, clean a po...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Goyim are bad with opportunity costs, film at 11 amirite
Boyish market persian
  10/06/25
...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Most of this sounds pretty bad, tbh.
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
HAMOTZEI Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread: Not a fan of ...
multi-colored mahogany genital piercing
  10/06/25
out your ethnicity. how can u not like acorn squash or sweet...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
The first two are awful, walnuts are often overused. Also, ...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
? jewish dietary rules dont affect anything on our menu toni...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
"non-dairy butter is fine" It is absolutely not...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
u dont like sweet potatoes. ur opinion doesnt count.
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
(guy who doesn't eat cheeseburgers)
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
(guy who missed our hawaiian cheeseburgers) https://xoxoh...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
LMAO, that looks terrible and you "tricked God" wi...
underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal
  10/06/25
idk how this devolved into jew food. this is just north amer...
red pea-brained dingle berry voyeur
  10/06/25
exactly. it's not jew food at all. many idiots itt keep sayi...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
using "herbs" and carpaccio this way is prole as h...
red pea-brained dingle berry voyeur
  10/06/25
huh what's prole about using herbs on roasted veggies?
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
Herbs is a prole af catch-all.
red pea-brained dingle berry voyeur
  10/06/25
we're not printing menus for guests. i'm just writing shorth...
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25
It probably means tossed in everything bagel spice. And his ...
Lime Base Hunting Ground
  10/06/25
ROFL herbs de everything bagel
Gold Shrine
  10/06/25


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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

HAMOTZEI

Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread

APPS

Candied Pecan Salad with Apples

Farro Salad w Kale

Smoked Salmon Carpaccio w Fried Capers & Herbs

MAINS

Roasted Herb Chicken w Wild Rice

Acorn Squash w Herbs

Roasted Sweet Potatoes w Herbs

DESSERT

Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream (parve)

Apple Pie Blondies w Icing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49327853)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Vigorous bright messiness masturbator

a solid 152 which is well above average for heeb food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49327857)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

literally none of this is heeb food, except for the homemade ice cream being non-dairy -- which is much more shitlib faggot vegan than heeb. no jew besides me is making their own homemade ice cream. it's shitlib millennial vegan foodie types who are making homemade non-dairy ice cream.

we don't make heeb food ever. we made foods from all over. fall/harvest goes nice with the sukkot holiday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49327871)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:01 AM
Author: Crusty casino trust fund

What's the most heebish food you've made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328080)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:20 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

i assume by heebish food, you mean ashkenazi slop. (we make a lot of israeli food, but israeli food is just middle eastern food.)

we actually make homemade bagels. we have a zojirushi bread maker and it makes the dough. so 180.

also, wife makes 180 matzah ball soup.

kids and i love matzah brei too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328170)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Bossy trump supporter

What about greasy bland latkes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328349)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: abusive boistinker

a solid "sneaky" out of ten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49327863)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: submissive godawful digit ratio faggotry

Sounds terrible, tbh. But chag sameach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328015)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

what's terrible? show your work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328168)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: bonkers beady-eyed den

LOL, KIKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Odious Green Liquid Oxygen Pit

very solid but I’m worried about the “fried capers”, I love capers as an ingredient and in fact made a chicken vinaigrette caper salad just yesterday, but fried?

edit these various people are bullish on fried capers will try them on some fish or something

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/fried-capers?srsltid=AfmBOooeFSjf0stlkzLJH699UhEqBlbNYLkKpCUCCYwSFU2vRAP-PrI5

https://foodtasia.com/fried-capers/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskCulinary/comments/1dslav5/how_do_you_get_capers_to_fry_up_crispy/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328051)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

they're 180 - had them before.

btw, prole redneck nanny didnt know what a caper was. prole tell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Odious Green Liquid Oxygen Pit

or azn tell, I bet no chinaman or jeet has ever heard of capers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328296)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

lol

looks like there's some chink capers:

https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/feat/archives/2017/12/23/2003684469

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328298)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Odious Green Liquid Oxygen Pit

huh I never knew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328809)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Slate Faggot Firefighter

Fuck you and your ilk, while you attempt to erase 2 million people from existence, this is what's on your mind.

I truly pray this is the last holiday your shit people gets to celebrate in any festive form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328053)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

the palestinian people never existed. a made up people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328167)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Slate Faggot Firefighter

Except that everyone believes they do. This is the very most annoying line of Jewish "reasoning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328169)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:22 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

low iq schtick? mark twain described the land of israel was desolate and unpopulated when he visited. there were literally no palestinians there.

when zionism took off, arabs started showing up -- to fuck over the jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328172)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Slate Faggot Firefighter

Factually incorrect.

AI Overview

+5

Israel: a demographic ticking bomb in today's one-state ...

In 1850, estimates for the Arab population in Ottoman Palestine (the area that would become Israel) vary but suggest it was around 300,000 to 480,000 Muslims and Christians, representing the vast majority of the total population at the time. This figure highlights the existing majority Arab population before significant Jewish immigration waves, known as aliyah, began to alter the demographics in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328178)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

(idiotic maf oriental resorting to ai slop)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328193)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Slate Faggot Firefighter

Lol ok go with that. Unfortunately for you, again, no one believes that that part of the world was "desolate" regardless of what Mark Twain said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328199)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: cracking silver deer antler

gg is literally a meth-addled birdshit hobo living under a bridge consuming brown chinese tiktok (thanks trump!) propaganda vids 20/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328249)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

he has an extremely oriental cadence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328253)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: provocative coiffed jew church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49330232)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:28 AM
Author: snowy fear-inspiring fortuitous meteor

where is the $12 tap water

and the silver goblet of goy baby foreskins soaked in goy baby blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328062)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

$12 made in israel sodastream, actually!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328472)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:56 AM
Author: provocative coiffed jew church

I rate this as you guys should just accept Jesus was the messiah already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328106)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:21 AM
Author: Slate Faggot Firefighter

Absolutely 180 to watch how much hatred exists for the Jewish oppressors of humanity. And to think, it took a literal genocide on their part to finally free people to speak up against them. The Palestinians really took one for the team here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328171)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

u seem really triggered by our 180 menu. there's already a subthread wasteland above w/ ur antisemitic rant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328175)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:27 AM
Author: Slate Faggot Firefighter

It's just really cool to watch this unfold.

By the way, I've been told by a highly successful person that casual anti-semitic comments are becoming commonplace in one-on-one conversations among gentile businessmen, although he hasn't heard anything on group calls yet. How long until open anti-semitism is permitted again? Can't wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328181)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: bonkers beady-eyed den

Thank you for your work in this thread. These people deserve neither peace nor celebration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328337)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Slate Faggot Firefighter

Consider that the Jews picked on the biggest alpha males ever, all of the European peoples, and did it for thousands of years- wrecking their societies and subverting their people. And they got away with it.

It was when they turned their sights on the humble Palestinians, a tiny society of olive farmers, that the world finally fucking snapped.

This will be their undoing. You really need to pause sometimes and appreciate God's world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328934)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: bonkers beady-eyed den

TITCR. They cannot defeat the resilience of our people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329469)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Slate Faggot Firefighter

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329724)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: fragrant ebony kitchen

How is it Judaism is 4,000 years old but all your food is terrible? Surely you've had enough time to practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328186)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

low iq schtick? literally none of this food is jewish food.

what is jewish about roasted acorn squash? or a kale salad? or herb chicken with wild rice? or blondies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328189)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: fragrant ebony kitchen

"literally none of this food is jewish food."

Exactly. Not even you want to eat Jewish food on your own Jewish holiday lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328195)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

low iq schtick? the requirement is to have festive meals on shabbat and the holidays; nothing in the rules that we have to eat traditional ashkenazi slop.

and traditional ashkenazi slop is just eastern european peasant food. goy peasants in e euro were eating this same shitty slop.

just because many jews like eating their shtetl peasant slop doesnt mean we have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328245)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: fragrant ebony kitchen

Sounds like we agree despite you being an autistic fag, jewish food is shit. Enjoy your food from superior cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328504)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

no. this is MY jew food now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: Slate Faggot Firefighter

The Jewish "people" never existed. A made up people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328190)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

Jewish dietary rules are made to ensure that Jews don't eat with non-Jews. If the food was awesome it wouldn't serve this function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329231)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

low iq schtick? you're meaning to refer to the rule that jews cant drink wine made by goyim so jews dont socialize with goyim.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329242)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Diverse Sex Offender

no one wants to eat your food either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329256)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

Which is why non-Jews never eat at kosher restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329271)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

they dont go bc they're more expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329283)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

That is absolutely not why they don't go. People who go to super expensive restaurants still don't eat at kosher restaurants. If they were better then they would. But they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329300)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

low iq schtick? apples to apples, pls. at any restaurant quality level, a kosher restaurant would be 2x the price.

a 180 kosher israeli shawarma place is going to be 2x the cost of the equally 180 arab shawarma place. non-jews simply would never go to the israeli place.

even among jewish delis in mfh, the non kosher ones are half the price of the kosher ones and the goyim go to the cheaper non-kosher ones.

if you replicated some michelin restaurant and made a kosher version of it, it would cost a fuckton. and why would anyone pay those prices besides jews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329322)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

If it was better then they would. There's always a market for premium stuff. But that's the point - the only advantage is that it is compliant with some stupid Jewish rules that only Jews care about. For normal people the food also tastes worse because of those rules (can't get a bacon cheeseburger, can't get a steak with butter on it, and so on).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329337)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

shawarma and hummus is mostly the same shit, and there's no way to make that shit so much better than the best arab places that are half the price that it's worth paying 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329344)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

Ok, since you're autistic I'll give a real world example. Sushi is incredibly expensive for what it is. Go to any American fish place and sushi fish is much more expensive for the amount of fish you get. Yet everyone goes to Japanese sushi places and pays the premium because it is really good. In fact, at any given sushi place you will notice that very few people are Japanese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329355)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

i disagree. when i was a kid, any sushi place was run by nips. now, you've got beaners and chinks and gooks -- and even mongolians -- making sushi at even "fancy" places. most prole americans dont give a fuck and/or dont know. only a few truly elite places in MFH/SF/LA are gonna have a true nip sushi chef. yes elites people will pay a premium for those places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329394)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

Holy shit, do you have to aspie everything up? Yes, I get that as sushi got popular it got watered down. But it got popular and commanded a premium because it is something new and better. Kosher food doesn't fit that description which is why no one except Jews pay the premium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329512)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

ur being aspie. my point is there's nothing much to premium up about shawarma and hummus beyond what a good arab place is already doing -- such that a goy would spend 2x the cost of the arab place for the supposed premium jew version.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

Forget shawarma and hummus - there is no Jewish food that is superior and makes non-Jews want to go to the kosher restaurant to get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329550)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

lol @ forgetting 1 of the 2 jewish cuisines. there are 2 jewish cuisines: ashkenazi slop (which i admit nobody wants), and israeli.

israeli food is 180, but a kosher israeli restaurant is not worth it for goyim. fuck, non-kosher israeli restaurants do way better than kosher ones just bc they're cheaper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329580)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

Because your example of "Jewish" cuisine is something not remotely Jewish but in fact is widely viewed as Arabic food. This is also why the "Kosher Israeli" restaurant wouldn't get traction - because the generic middle eastern restaurant around the corner will do it better and cheaper. This, of course, proves my point. And while you may dislike Ashkenazi food (actually, everyone does), at least it includes some stuff that is somewhat unique but it sucks and the non-Jewish versions of the food (E. Euro dishes) are much better.

Which brings me back to my original point. Jewish food sucks and this is clearly by design to ensure that Jews can't eat with non-Jews, which is consistent with other stupid Jewish rules that ensure that Jews can't coexist with non-Jews in most spaces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329760)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

lol @ just dismissing the cuisine of the world's only jewish country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329766)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

Because it isn't really "of Israel." That is like saying sandwiches are "of America" because Americans love to eat sandwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329786)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

No, I mean religious Jews cannot go to a restaurant and eat with normal people. Nothing there will be kosher and regular people would never want to eat at a kosher restaurant. We have a religious Jew at work. If he wants to eat with us he brings his own food but at a restaurant he won't get anything. I didn't even know the wine thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329260)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

you're discussing a very modern thing -- adult male work colleagues didnt go to a restaurant together for most of human and jewish history.

that's simply not the purpose of the kosher laws. it might be a practical consequence in the post industrial revolution times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329275)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

Wtf are you talking about? Have you ever talked to your parents or grandparents? They used to go out together far more than they do now. People used to go to people's houses all the time from work too. Keep in mind, people used to work at the same place their entire career with the same people.

Basic Jewish history: Jews set everything up to make sure Jews lived in their little Jewish ghetto/shtetl and it was very, very difficult to leave. And if you did then the community would pretend that you died. Truly cultish shit. But one of those things was the dietary restrictions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329323)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: canary organic girlfriend

what the fuck is 'suckrot'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328201)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

SUCC IT, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328248)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: red pea-brained dingle berry voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328229)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328246)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: heady stag film death wish

fuck u kike lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328251)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: hot step-uncle's house

pharoah salad, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328265)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

rofl 180

would be 180 on passover except i assume farro is forbidden on passover bc it's some kind of wheat grain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328268)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: heady stag film death wish

rolf 180 hahaha kike shit my mom and me are important hahaha my kids arent inbreed retards my wife is hotter than sydney sweeney and im definitely not a retard AA'd into my law job haha rolf 180 kike shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Lime Base Hunting Ground

This year’s theme is Pumpkin Spice Goy Chic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328309)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

180

ur a hipster. you know u want my pumpkin spice ice cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Lime Base Hunting Ground

Everything sounds good tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328459)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

L’chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328466)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: elite sneaky criminal gas station

Frying capers is a huge waste of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328490)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Lime Base Hunting Ground

Doesn't it take like 1 min

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Gold Shrine

he's got a point. gotta wait for oil to clean up, clean a pot, deal with splatters on the stovetop, etc.

one thing we've learned from cooking these huge festive meals w/ multiple kids around -- no longer being childless shrews -- is that every little thing takes time, and all these little steps add up.

you really have to evaluate what's worth it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Boyish market persian

Goyim are bad with opportunity costs, film at 11 amirite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329795)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Gold Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

Most of this sounds pretty bad, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328786)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: multi-colored mahogany genital piercing

HAMOTZEI

Cranberry Walnut NYT No-Knead Bread: Not a fan of walnuts.

APPS

Candied Pecan Salad with Apples: Sounds good.

Farro Salad w Kale: Probably fine.

Smoked Salmon Carpaccio w Fried Capers & Herbs: Probably fine.

MAINS

Roasted Herb Chicken w Wild Rice: Wild rice kind of sucks.

Acorn Squash w Herbs: Not a fan on acorn squash.

Roasted Sweet Potatoes w Herbs: Not a fan on sweet potatoes.

DESSERT

Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream (parve): Ghastly.

Apple Pie Blondies w Icing: Sounds good.

I rate it 4.5/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328824)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

out your ethnicity. how can u not like acorn squash or sweet potatoes or walnuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49328928)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

The first two are awful, walnuts are often overused. Also, Jewish dietary rules kill most food that is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329230)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

? jewish dietary rules dont affect anything on our menu tonight other than the desserts.

and nowadays, there's perfectly good substitutes for most things. non-dairy butter is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329252)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

"non-dairy butter is fine"

It is absolutely not. This is a great example of my point.

The reason this menu sucks is because you couldn't come up with a good menu and follow those stupid fucking rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329266)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

u dont like sweet potatoes. ur opinion doesnt count.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329291)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

(guy who doesn't eat cheeseburgers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329341)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

(guy who missed our hawaiian cheeseburgers)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599683&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329347)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic hospital son of senegal

LMAO, that looks terrible and you "tricked God" with fake cheese. Of course, it is another example that demonstrates why Jewish food is awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329362)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: red pea-brained dingle berry voyeur

idk how this devolved into jew food. this is just north american fall food that would be on any restaurant menu today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329504)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

exactly. it's not jew food at all. many idiots itt keep saying this is jew food. it's literally fall food, and antisemites are hating on this just bc it's being served in association with a jewish holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329511)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: red pea-brained dingle berry voyeur

using "herbs" and carpaccio this way is prole as hell though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329562)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

huh what's prole about using herbs on roasted veggies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329588)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: red pea-brained dingle berry voyeur

Herbs is a prole af catch-all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329609)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

we're not printing menus for guests. i'm just writing shorthand for xo

would this be better:

THE SQUASH

roasted squash, salt, pepper, rosemary, thyme

etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329610)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Lime Base Hunting Ground

It probably means tossed in everything bagel spice. And his salmon "carpaccio" is just lox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329725)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Gold Shrine

ROFL

herbs de everything bagel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783519&forum_id=2/#49329745)