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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Trip filthpig
  07/10/13
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free-loading masturbator
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histrionic boistinker
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Alcoholic alpha cumskin
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Heady carnelian genital piercing sound barrier
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car
  10/24/14
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Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Lemon sticky generalized bond
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Lemon sticky generalized bond
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Lemon sticky generalized bond
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Heady carnelian genital piercing sound barrier
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
peach house rigor
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Lemon sticky generalized bond
  10/25/14
180
impressive menage
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Lemon sticky generalized bond
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
impressive menage
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
cerebral sable hall
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Lemon sticky generalized bond
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
puce electric dingle berry heaven
  10/25/14
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Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car
  11/14/14
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  02/02/15
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Seedy Zombie-like Church
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LOL
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  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
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  11/11/19
MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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Lascivious boiling water base
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yapping stead
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Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Trip filthpig

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: free-loading masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: histrionic boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic alpha cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Heady carnelian genital piercing sound barrier

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Lemon sticky generalized bond

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Lemon sticky generalized bond

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Lemon sticky generalized bond

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Heady carnelian genital piercing sound barrier

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: peach house rigor

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Lemon sticky generalized bond

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: impressive menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Lemon sticky generalized bond

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: impressive menage

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: cerebral sable hall

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Lemon sticky generalized bond

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: puce electric dingle berry heaven

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Erotic Keepsake Machete Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle immigrant shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: wonderful walnut mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: hot bawdyhouse

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: wonderful walnut mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle immigrant shrine

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Seedy Zombie-like Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sinister Really Tough Guy Internal Respiration

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Ebony blood rage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Racy avocado son of senegal sanctuary

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Drab painfully honest lay

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Lascivious boiling water base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: yapping stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Racy avocado son of senegal sanctuary

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: bateful personal credit line piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Sooty rambunctious love of her life stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Frisky very tactful quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Lascivious boiling water base



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Lascivious boiling water base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2/#49331937)