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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
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Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/09/14
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Greedy Piazza Boltzmann
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Multi-colored location
  10/09/14
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curious queen of the night whorehouse
  10/09/14
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Filthy ticket booth
  10/09/14
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Jet wonderful sweet tailpipe state
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Greedy Piazza Boltzmann
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
out-of-control den people who are hurt
  10/09/14
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Aromatic massive crackhouse lettuce
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Filthy ticket booth
  10/09/14
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Aromatic massive crackhouse lettuce
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Bull Headed Shrine
  10/08/16
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out-of-control den people who are hurt
  10/09/14
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Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
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Histrionic public bath brethren
  10/09/14
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exciting theater stage
  10/09/14
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Sooty Theater
  10/09/14
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Misanthropic chapel
  10/09/14
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Amber appetizing school cafeteria
  10/09/14
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Stimulating indigo office
  10/10/14
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red range corn cake
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
maroon floppy station
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
pink excitant idiot hissy fit
  10/06/25
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vigorous digit ratio shitlib
  05/15/22
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exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
brilliant brunch
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
diverse theatre cuckold
  10/11/14
?
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
diverse theatre cuckold
  10/11/14
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Aphrodisiac cowardly business firm
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
bistre idea he suggested
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Fiercely-loyal Stubborn Casino Keepsake Machete
  12/25/15
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cordovan comical black woman
  02/05/17
lol
contagious deranged private investor hospital
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Titillating pontificating haunted graveyard newt
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Greedy Piazza Boltzmann
  10/09/14
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exciting theater stage
  10/09/14
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Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Sepia chad
  10/09/14
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carmine heaven
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
out-of-control den people who are hurt
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
fragrant internal respiration double fault
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
stirring native
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
...
Laughsome soggy partner plaza
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Aggressive Temple Immigrant
  10/09/14
Shrewd
lascivious police squad preventive strike
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
stirring native
  10/09/14
...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
180
zombie-like property
  10/09/14
180
lime church building
  10/09/14
180^180
Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
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Histrionic public bath brethren
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Greedy Piazza Boltzmann
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Aggressive Temple Immigrant
  10/09/14
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Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
...
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
bateful set
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Cerebral doctorate national
  10/09/14
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godawful transparent hell
  12/06/14
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harsh fear-inspiring persian genital piercing
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Obsidian balding volcanic crater
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/08/16
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fuchsia personal credit line boiling water
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/09/14
?
Flickering point potus
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Razzle Church Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Primrose therapy
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
sticky free-loading sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
180
supple frozen famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
embarrassed to the bone confused field
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/09/14
...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
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Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
carmine heaven
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
carmine heaven
  10/09/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
embarrassed to the bone confused field
  10/09/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Aggressive Temple Immigrant
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Misanthropic chapel
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Misanthropic chapel
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
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Arousing Death Wish Senate
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Multi-colored location
  10/09/14
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well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Multi-colored location
  10/09/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
...
exciting theater stage
  10/09/14
...
Multi-colored location
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
nighttime maniacal azn kitchen
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/09/14
lol
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/09/14
180
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/09/14
lmao
Sooty Theater
  10/09/14
tyft
Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
Lol
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
...
walnut territorial corner prole
  10/09/14
This is good.
copper indian lodge
  10/09/14
180 billion
embarrassed to the bone confused field
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Big Marketing Idea Stead
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Galvanic Bright School Nibblets
  10/10/14
...
Histrionic public bath brethren
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Mildly autistic beta hall halford
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Pungent mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Misanthropic chapel
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
frisky bisexual electric furnace coldplay fan
  10/09/14
...
coral nofapping foreskin
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
snowy karate address
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
tan parlour travel guidebook
  10/09/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
...
snowy karate address
  10/09/14
...
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
self-absorbed motley garrison
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
beady-eyed irate reading party round eye
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
copper indian lodge
  10/09/14
titcr
snowy karate address
  10/09/14
...
copper indian lodge
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/09/14
...
Histrionic public bath brethren
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Multi-colored location
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Internet-worthy Maize Jap
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Primrose therapy
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Pale space
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Sepia chad
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
self-absorbed motley garrison
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
copper indian lodge
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Stimulating indigo office
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
self-absorbed motley garrison
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Stimulating indigo office
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
soul-stirring tripping nursing home coffee pot
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Provocative Bespoke Telephone
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
180 buck-toothed hairy legs locus
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Brindle Bossy Sanctuary Cumskin
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Multi-colored location
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
tan parlour travel guidebook
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Multi-colored location
  10/09/14
...
Aggressive Temple Immigrant
  10/10/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
...
snowy karate address
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Misanthropic chapel
  10/09/14
...
Onyx Philosopher-king
  10/09/14
...
At-the-ready Pervert
  10/12/14
1800000000
Lavender Giraffe Locale
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Onyx Philosopher-king
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/09/14
Loling hard
copper indian lodge
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Arousing Death Wish Senate
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Sable pit
  10/09/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
180 buck-toothed hairy legs locus
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Multi-colored location
  10/09/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
brilliant brunch
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
snowy karate address
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Hyperventilating menage mood
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Razzle Church Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Arousing Death Wish Senate
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/09/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Big Marketing Idea Stead
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/09/14
...
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/10/14
...
embarrassed to the bone confused field
  10/09/14
i could see it
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Underhanded Orange Sandwich Lodge
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Know-it-all gas station
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Angry Abnormal Turdskin Center
  06/27/16
...
Thriller meetinghouse
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Multi-colored location
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Hairraiser new version legal warrant
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
swollen rebellious university deer antler
  10/10/14
WTF?
Sooty Theater
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Sooty Theater
  10/10/14
...
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/10/14
120
Lavender Giraffe Locale
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Razzle Church Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/10/14
...
copper indian lodge
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/10/14
...
Multi-colored location
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Misanthropic chapel
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Sepia chad
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Sepia chad
  10/10/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
deep parlor
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Primrose therapy
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
stirring native
  10/10/14
...
insecure place of business
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Chrome Electric Base Pocket Flask
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/10/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/10/14
...
copper indian lodge
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Hideous Costumed Site Nowag
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/10/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
copper indian lodge
  10/10/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Canary dashing stag film
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Sepia chad
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Obsidian balding volcanic crater
  10/10/14
180
Ruddy racy stage patrolman
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Black exhilarant masturbator gaping
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
brilliant brunch
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Obsidian balding volcanic crater
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Know-it-all gas station
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Hyperactive stain regret
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/10/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Chrome Electric Base Pocket Flask
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Heady tanning salon generalized bond
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
avocado marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/11/14
omg
brilliant brunch
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
violent box office main people
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
trip olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Thriller meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/11/14
...
trip olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Sadistic lay sound barrier
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
maroon floppy station
  10/18/14
...
Mischievous cruise ship clown
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
zippy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Irradiated gold feces trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
fishy home party of the first part
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
trip olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
brilliant brunch
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
fishy home party of the first part
  10/11/14
...
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Sepia chad
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
bateful set
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
insecure place of business
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/11/14
...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
lmfao
fragrant internal respiration double fault
  10/11/14
amazing
Henna gunner
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
copper indian lodge
  10/11/14
180
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/11/14
...
Aggressive Temple Immigrant
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Cerise seedy house
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
zippy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
trip olive fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Seriously.
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Irradiated gold feces trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
Sadistic lay sound barrier
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
fantasy-prone crawly factory reset button resort
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
zombie-like property
  03/28/16
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Razzle-dazzle Tank Stage
  10/11/14
...
Salmon Spot Love Of Her Life
  10/11/14
...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
plz poast
Wine market
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Salmon Spot Love Of Her Life
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Arousing Death Wish Senate
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Provocative Bespoke Telephone
  10/11/14
For the love of god
copper indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Provocative Bespoke Telephone
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Sepia chad
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
opaque half-breed
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Claret national security agency mad cow disease
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Arousing Death Wish Senate
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Misanthropic chapel
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
copper indian lodge
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
insecure place of business
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
lol 180
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Flushed dilemma rigor
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Misanthropic chapel
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
razzmatazz rose abode
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Passionate honey-headed library
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Passionate honey-headed library
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Greedy Piazza Boltzmann
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Naked adventurous step-uncle's house gaming laptop
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Misanthropic chapel
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Lavender Giraffe Locale
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
brilliant brunch
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Naked adventurous step-uncle's house gaming laptop
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Milky french quadroon trailer park
  10/11/14
keeping it real
razzmatazz rose abode
  10/11/14
...
Arousing Death Wish Senate
  10/11/14
cr
unholy talking forum
  10/11/14
Amen.
mahogany slippery
  10/11/14
lol cr
godawful transparent hell
  10/11/14
...
Stimulating indigo office
  10/11/14
...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/11/14
...
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Provocative Bespoke Telephone
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Onyx Philosopher-king
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Provocative Bespoke Telephone
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
brilliant brunch
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Provocative Bespoke Telephone
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
brilliant brunch
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Provocative Bespoke Telephone
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Onyx Philosopher-king
  10/11/14
180
Domesticated
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Provocative Bespoke Telephone
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
slimy juggernaut
  10/11/14
...
Onyx Philosopher-king
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Onyx Philosopher-king
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Provocative Bespoke Telephone
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
copper indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
Misanthropic chapel
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Lavender Giraffe Locale
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/11/14
lol
Buff Kink-friendly Blood Rage
  10/11/14
underrated
self-absorbed motley garrison
  10/11/14
...
scarlet ratface community account
  10/12/14
...
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Internet-worthy Maize Jap
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
copper indian lodge
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Internet-worthy Maize Jap
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Internet-worthy Maize Jap
  10/11/14
...
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
lol
Odious brass dog poop
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Thriller meetinghouse
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Plum Talented
  10/11/14
...
translucent faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
180
opaque half-breed
  10/11/14
180
Greedy Piazza Boltzmann
  10/11/14
180
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Stimulating indigo office
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Concupiscible
  10/11/14
...
charismatic dingle berry
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Fiercely-loyal Stubborn Casino Keepsake Machete
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
180
opaque half-breed
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
soul-stirring tripping nursing home coffee pot
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Sinister skinny woman hunting ground
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Misanthropic chapel
  10/11/14
...
Sepia chad
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
...
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
Go on...
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
...
soul-stirring tripping nursing home coffee pot
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Sepia chad
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Yellow wild rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Sepia chad
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Sinister skinny woman hunting ground
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Yellow wild rigpig
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/11/14
...
Sadistic lay sound barrier
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
azure french chef
  10/12/14
...
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
...
scarlet ratface community account
  10/12/14
...
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
violent box office main people
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Stimulating indigo office
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Sinister skinny woman hunting ground
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
exciting theater stage
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Greedy Piazza Boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
Awkward son of senegal
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
thirsty mind-boggling
  10/11/14
...
Awkward son of senegal
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
...
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
walnut territorial corner prole
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
zippy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
violent box office main people
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
soul-stirring tripping nursing home coffee pot
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Misanthropic chapel
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed irate reading party round eye
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
spectacular vengeful
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Razzle-dazzle Tank Stage
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Razzle-dazzle Tank Stage
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
glittery organic girlfriend legend
  10/11/14
...
Razzle Church Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/11/14
Oh my
Sepia chad
  10/11/14
omg
kitty cat hominid
  10/11/14
...
Emerald
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Sepia chad
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
kitty cat hominid
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
cocky jew
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Obsidian balding volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
glittery organic girlfriend legend
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
saffron wagecucks pozpig
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Heady tanning salon generalized bond
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy Maize Jap
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
At-the-ready Pervert
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Black exhilarant masturbator gaping
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
outnumbered
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Stimulating indigo office
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
sticky free-loading sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
wtf
Rusted ape
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Umber hairless milk
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Heady tanning salon generalized bond
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Umber hairless milk
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Plum Talented
  10/11/14
...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Obsidian balding volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Sinister skinny woman hunting ground
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Ruddy racy stage patrolman
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Sinister skinny woman hunting ground
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Heady tanning salon generalized bond
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Sinister skinny woman hunting ground
  10/11/14
...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
soul-stirring tripping nursing home coffee pot
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Plum Talented
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Light
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Topaz cruel-hearted toilet seat
  11/21/15
...
Yellow wild rigpig
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
gtfo
Arousing Death Wish Senate
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
splenetic incel
  10/11/14
Holy shit
zippy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
?
tan parlour travel guidebook
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse weed whacker
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
rough-skinned useless brakes international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Lavender Giraffe Locale
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
rough-skinned useless brakes international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
kitty cat hominid
  10/11/14
...
Chartreuse weed whacker
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
chocolate wrinkle
  10/11/14
lol
Bronze Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Stimulating indigo office
  10/12/14
180
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/11/14
120
Titillating pontificating haunted graveyard newt
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Sepia chad
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Stimulating indigo office
  10/11/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Stimulating indigo office
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Misanthropic chapel
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Dead Aqua Indirect Expression Ceo
  10/12/14
...
trip olive fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Big Marketing Idea Stead
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Onyx Philosopher-king
  10/12/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Tank Stage
  12/06/14
...
trip olive fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Mustard Psychic Toaster
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
disrespectful multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/12/14
Well!?
walnut territorial corner prole
  10/12/14
...
trip olive fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
plz respond
Onyx Philosopher-king
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Flickering point potus
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Sadistic lay sound barrier
  10/12/14
Well?
Black exhilarant masturbator gaping
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
khaki
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
tan parlour travel guidebook
  10/12/14
180000000
opaque half-breed
  10/12/14
??
Sooty Theater
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
degenerate
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Arousing Death Wish Senate
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
tan parlour travel guidebook
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
...
Sepia chad
  10/12/14
...
saffron wagecucks pozpig
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Yellow wild rigpig
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
razzmatazz rose abode
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Big Marketing Idea Stead
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Provocative Bespoke Telephone
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Lavender Giraffe Locale
  10/12/14
please continue
scarlet ratface community account
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Onyx Philosopher-king
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Yellow wild rigpig
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
judgmental water buffalo kitty
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
brilliant brunch
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Know-it-all gas station
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
shimmering filthpig
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
shimmering filthpig
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
fishy home party of the first part
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
judgmental water buffalo kitty
  10/12/14
ty
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
judgmental water buffalo kitty
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
shimmering filthpig
  10/12/14
And scene.
Stimulating indigo office
  10/12/14
nigger
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Stimulating indigo office
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Stimulating indigo office
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
shimmering filthpig
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
...
Passionate honey-headed library
  10/12/14
...
Stimulating indigo office
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
...
Heady tanning salon generalized bond
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Provocative Bespoke Telephone
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Insane Dysfunction
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
Post 600!
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Medicated spruce athletic conference striped hyena
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Rusted ape
  10/12/14
You don't?
lascivious police squad preventive strike
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/12/14
...
Yellow wild rigpig
  10/12/14
wtf
Know-it-all gas station
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Internet-worthy Maize Jap
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Internet-worthy Maize Jap
  10/12/14
...
Dead Aqua Indirect Expression Ceo
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Cerise seedy house
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Internet-worthy Maize Jap
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Internet-worthy Maize Jap
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Cerise seedy house
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
brilliant brunch
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Primrose therapy
  10/12/14
...
Fiercely-loyal Stubborn Casino Keepsake Machete
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
180 buck-toothed hairy legs locus
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Know-it-all gas station
  10/12/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Light
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
outnumbered
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
judgmental water buffalo kitty
  10/12/14
...
Topaz cruel-hearted toilet seat
  11/21/15
...
chestnut
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Stimulating indigo office
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Thriller meetinghouse
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Vivacious cheese-eating institution
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Vibrant infuriating headpube
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
magical
  10/12/14
180
slap-happy goyim elastic band
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Cream cuck
  10/31/16
...
Topaz cruel-hearted toilet seat
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
charcoal roast beef
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
yarmulke
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
charismatic dingle berry
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Primrose therapy
  10/12/14
titc analysis
maroon floppy station
  10/18/14
...
Topaz cruel-hearted toilet seat
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Black exhilarant masturbator gaping
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Arousing Death Wish Senate
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
At-the-ready Pervert
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Plum Talented
  10/13/14
?
At-the-ready Pervert
  10/13/14
...
well-lubricated associate laser beams
  10/27/14
...
judgmental water buffalo kitty
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Misanthropic chapel
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Obsidian balding volcanic crater
  12/06/14
...
Know-it-all gas station
  04/07/15
...
charismatic dingle berry
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
turquoise macaca
  04/22/15
...
Sooty Theater
  05/17/15
...
slate depressive gay wizard
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Misanthropic chapel
  08/18/15
update?
Idiotic
  10/06/15
...
gaped dragon
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
judgmental water buffalo kitty
  10/11/15
...
kitty cat hominid
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
lilac friendly grandma
  10/12/15
bump
tan parlour travel guidebook
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
boistinker
  11/25/15
...
Know-it-all gas station
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Know-it-all gas station
  12/27/15
...
slate depressive gay wizard
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
carnelian stock car
  03/10/16
...
coral nofapping foreskin
  03/28/16
...
pink excitant idiot hissy fit
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
fat ankles
  06/27/16
...
At-the-ready Pervert
  08/21/16
...
orchid mental disorder knife
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Know-it-all gas station
  08/22/16
...
circlehead
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
alcoholic
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
poppy metal
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
alcoholic
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
circlehead
  09/13/16
...
exciting theater stage
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
circlehead
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Frum Crotch
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
circlehead
  09/13/16
...
drunken
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
orchid mental disorder knife
  09/13/16
...
gaped dragon
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Bull Headed Shrine
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Primrose therapy
  10/31/16
:-)
Flirting background story
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Know-it-all gas station
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Flirting background story
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
bbw
  10/31/16
...
Topaz cruel-hearted toilet seat
  10/09/18
...
Fiercely-loyal Stubborn Casino Keepsake Machete
  11/21/16
...
Know-it-all gas station
  01/10/17
...
abusive mother
  02/04/17
...
Fiercely-loyal Stubborn Casino Keepsake Machete
  02/04/17
...
Flirting background story
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
alcoholic mediation
  02/04/17
...
Flirting background story
  02/04/17
...
Flirting background story
  02/04/17
...
bbw
  02/05/17
...
Flirting background story
  02/08/17
...
autistic puppy
  06/28/17
...
lemon
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
hateful grizzly really tough guy cuckoldry
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
iridescent blathering
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
alcoholic mediation
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
violent box office main people
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Painfully honest affirmative action
  12/18/17
...
Offensive
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
nubile purple messiness
  01/06/18
...
drunken
  02/06/18
...
Henna gunner
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
bbw
  10/06/18
4 year bump
hateful grizzly really tough guy cuckoldry
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
roommate
  10/09/18
...
lime church building
  10/17/18
...
  05/19/19
...
Mischievous cruise ship clown
  05/19/19
...
  10/14/19
...
Know-it-all gas station
  05/05/20
...
Startled
  06/28/20
...
Bipolar voyeur
  06/29/20
...
  07/10/20
...
harsh fear-inspiring persian genital piercing
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
crystalline
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
tantric burgundy
  10/10/20
TITCR
Ungodly
  02/17/21
...
roommate
  10/08/21
...
  02/17/21
...
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Pale space
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
ladyboy
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
ladyboy
  10/11/21
...
roommate
  10/07/22
...
Erotic antidepressant drug
  12/02/21
...
Ocher Liquid Oxygen
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Bat Shit Crazy Duck-like
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
alcoholic
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Lake
  10/10/22
...
Erotic antidepressant drug
  10/10/22
...
crimson
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Erotic antidepressant drug
  11/23/22
...
beady-eyed irate reading party round eye
  05/06/23
...
bonkers selfie
  05/06/23
Time flies
Jade Jewess Windowlicker
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
lilac friendly grandma
  05/06/23
...
Ocher Liquid Oxygen
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Bat Shit Crazy Duck-like
  10/09/23
...
pink excitant idiot hissy fit
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Clear mexican
  10/09/23
...
bbw
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
candlestick maker
  10/20/23
...
bbw
  10/20/23
...
Flirting background story
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
coiffed trust fund
  10/20/23
...
Erotic antidepressant drug
  10/20/23
...
roommate
  10/20/23
...
Sexy old irish cottage
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Mauve Becky
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Gay boyish rehab alpha
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
beady-eyed irate reading party round eye
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
chestnut
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
ladyboy
  10/13/25
...
vigorous digit ratio shitlib
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Greedy Piazza Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: curious queen of the night whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Filthy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Jet wonderful sweet tailpipe state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Greedy Piazza Boltzmann

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: out-of-control den people who are hurt

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Aromatic massive crackhouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Filthy ticket booth

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Aromatic massive crackhouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Bull Headed Shrine

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: out-of-control den people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Histrionic public bath brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Sooty Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Amber appetizing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Stimulating indigo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: red range corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: maroon floppy station

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: pink excitant idiot hissy fit

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: vigorous digit ratio shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: brilliant brunch

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: diverse theatre cuckold

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: diverse theatre cuckold

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cowardly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: bistre idea he suggested

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Stubborn Casino Keepsake Machete

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: cordovan comical black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: contagious deranged private investor hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Titillating pontificating haunted graveyard newt

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Greedy Piazza Boltzmann

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Sepia chad

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: carmine heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: out-of-control den people who are hurt

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: fragrant internal respiration double fault

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: stirring native

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Laughsome soggy partner plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Aggressive Temple Immigrant

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: lascivious police squad preventive strike

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: stirring native

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: zombie-like property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: lime church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Histrionic public bath brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Greedy Piazza Boltzmann

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Aggressive Temple Immigrant

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: bateful set

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Cerebral doctorate national

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: godawful transparent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: harsh fear-inspiring persian genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Obsidian balding volcanic crater

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: fuchsia personal credit line boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Flickering point potus

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Razzle Church Twinkling Uncleanness

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Primrose therapy

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: sticky free-loading sneaky criminal

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: supple frozen famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone confused field

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: carmine heaven

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: carmine heaven

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone confused field

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Aggressive Temple Immigrant

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Arousing Death Wish Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored location

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored location

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: nighttime maniacal azn kitchen

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Sooty Theater

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: walnut territorial corner prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone confused field

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Big Marketing Idea Stead

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Bright School Nibblets

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Histrionic public bath brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Mildly autistic beta hall halford

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Pungent mad-dog skullcap

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: frisky bisexual electric furnace coldplay fan

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: coral nofapping foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: snowy karate address

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: tan parlour travel guidebook

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: snowy karate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: self-absorbed motley garrison

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed irate reading party round eye

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: snowy karate address

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: copper indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Histrionic public bath brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored location

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Maize Jap

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Primrose therapy

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Pale space

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Sepia chad

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed motley garrison

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed motley garrison

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring tripping nursing home coffee pot

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Provocative Bespoke Telephone

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: 180 buck-toothed hairy legs locus

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Brindle Bossy Sanctuary Cumskin

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored location

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: tan parlour travel guidebook

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored location

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Aggressive Temple Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: snowy karate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Onyx Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Lavender Giraffe Locale

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Onyx Philosopher-king

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Arousing Death Wish Senate

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Sable pit

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: 180 buck-toothed hairy legs locus

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored location

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: brilliant brunch

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: snowy karate address

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Hyperventilating menage mood

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Razzle Church Twinkling Uncleanness

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Arousing Death Wish Senate

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Big Marketing Idea Stead

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone confused field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Underhanded Orange Sandwich Lodge

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Angry Abnormal Turdskin Center

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Thriller meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored location

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser new version legal warrant

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: swollen rebellious university deer antler

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Sooty Theater

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Sooty Theater

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Lavender Giraffe Locale

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Razzle Church Twinkling Uncleanness

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: copper indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Sepia chad

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Sepia chad

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: deep parlor

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Primrose therapy

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: stirring native

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: insecure place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Chrome Electric Base Pocket Flask

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: copper indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Hideous Costumed Site Nowag

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Canary dashing stag film

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Sepia chad

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Obsidian balding volcanic crater

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Ruddy racy stage patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Black exhilarant masturbator gaping

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: brilliant brunch

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Obsidian balding volcanic crater

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive stain regret

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Chrome Electric Base Pocket Flask

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Heady tanning salon generalized bond

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: avocado marvelous bawdyhouse

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: brilliant brunch

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: violent box office main people

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: trip olive fortuitous meteor

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Thriller meetinghouse

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: trip olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Sadistic lay sound barrier

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: maroon floppy station

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Mischievous cruise ship clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: zippy orchestra pit

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Irradiated gold feces trump supporter

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: fishy home party of the first part

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: trip olive fortuitous meteor

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: brilliant brunch

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: fishy home party of the first part

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Sepia chad

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: bateful set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: insecure place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: exciting theater stage

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: fragrant internal respiration double fault

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Henna gunner

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Aggressive Temple Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: exciting theater stage

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Cerise seedy house

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: zippy orchestra pit

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: trip olive fortuitous meteor

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Irradiated gold feces trump supporter

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Sadistic lay sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: fantasy-prone crawly factory reset button resort

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: zombie-like property

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tank Stage

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Salmon Spot Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Wine market

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Salmon Spot Love Of Her Life

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Arousing Death Wish Senate

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Provocative Bespoke Telephone

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Provocative Bespoke Telephone

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Sepia chad

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: opaque half-breed

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Claret national security agency mad cow disease

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Arousing Death Wish Senate

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: insecure place of business

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Flushed dilemma rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz rose abode

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Passionate honey-headed library

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Passionate honey-headed library

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Greedy Piazza Boltzmann

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Naked adventurous step-uncle's house gaming laptop

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Lavender Giraffe Locale

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: brilliant brunch

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Naked adventurous step-uncle's house gaming laptop

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Milky french quadroon trailer park

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz rose abode

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Arousing Death Wish Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: unholy talking forum

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: mahogany slippery

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: godawful transparent hell

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Provocative Bespoke Telephone

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Onyx Philosopher-king

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Provocative Bespoke Telephone

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: brilliant brunch

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Provocative Bespoke Telephone

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: brilliant brunch

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Provocative Bespoke Telephone

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Onyx Philosopher-king

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Domesticated

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Provocative Bespoke Telephone

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: slimy juggernaut

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Onyx Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Onyx Philosopher-king

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Provocative Bespoke Telephone

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Lavender Giraffe Locale

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Buff Kink-friendly Blood Rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed motley garrison

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: scarlet ratface community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Maize Jap

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: copper indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Maize Jap

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Maize Jap

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Odious brass dog poop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Thriller meetinghouse

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Plum Talented

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: translucent faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: opaque half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Greedy Piazza Boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: charismatic dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Stubborn Casino Keepsake Machete

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: opaque half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring tripping nursing home coffee pot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Sinister skinny woman hunting ground

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Sepia chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: exciting theater stage

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring tripping nursing home coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Sepia chad

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Yellow wild rigpig

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Sepia chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Sinister skinny woman hunting ground

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Yellow wild rigpig

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Sadistic lay sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: azure french chef

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: scarlet ratface community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: violent box office main people

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Sinister skinny woman hunting ground

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: exciting theater stage

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Greedy Piazza Boltzmann

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Awkward son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: thirsty mind-boggling

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Awkward son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: walnut territorial corner prole

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: zippy orchestra pit

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: violent box office main people

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring tripping nursing home coffee pot

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed irate reading party round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: spectacular vengeful

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tank Stage

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tank Stage

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: glittery organic girlfriend legend

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Razzle Church Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Sepia chad

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author:  kitty cat hominid

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Emerald



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Sepia chad

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author:  kitty cat hominid

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: 

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: cocky jew

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Obsidian balding volcanic crater

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: glittery organic girlfriend legend

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: saffron wagecucks pozpig

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Heady tanning salon generalized bond

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Maize Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: At-the-ready Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Black exhilarant masturbator gaping

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: outnumbered

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: sticky free-loading sneaky criminal

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Rusted ape

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Umber hairless milk

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Heady tanning salon generalized bond

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Umber hairless milk

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Plum Talented

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Obsidian balding volcanic crater

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Sinister skinny woman hunting ground

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Ruddy racy stage patrolman

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Sinister skinny woman hunting ground

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Heady tanning salon generalized bond

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: 

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Sinister skinny woman hunting ground

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring tripping nursing home coffee pot

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: 

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Plum Talented

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  Light

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Topaz cruel-hearted toilet seat

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Yellow wild rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Arousing Death Wish Senate

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: splenetic incel

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: zippy orchestra pit

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: tan parlour travel guidebook

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned useless brakes international law enforcement agency

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Lavender Giraffe Locale

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: rough-skinned useless brakes international law enforcement agency

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  kitty cat hominid

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: chocolate wrinkle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Bronze Pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Stimulating indigo office

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Titillating pontificating haunted graveyard newt

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Sepia chad

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Dead Aqua Indirect Expression Ceo

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: trip olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Big Marketing Idea Stead

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Onyx Philosopher-king

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tank Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: trip olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  Mustard Psychic Toaster

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  disrespectful multi-billionaire

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: walnut territorial corner prole

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: trip olive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Onyx Philosopher-king

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Flickering point potus

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Sadistic lay sound barrier

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Black exhilarant masturbator gaping

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: khaki

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: tan parlour travel guidebook

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: opaque half-breed

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Sooty Theater

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  degenerate

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Arousing Death Wish Senate

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: tan parlour travel guidebook

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Sepia chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: saffron wagecucks pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Yellow wild rigpig

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz rose abode

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Big Marketing Idea Stead

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Provocative Bespoke Telephone

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Lavender Giraffe Locale

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: scarlet ratface community account

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Onyx Philosopher-king

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Yellow wild rigpig

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: judgmental water buffalo kitty

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: brilliant brunch

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  shimmering filthpig

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  shimmering filthpig

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: fishy home party of the first part

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: judgmental water buffalo kitty

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: judgmental water buffalo kitty

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  shimmering filthpig

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  shimmering filthpig

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Passionate honey-headed library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Heady tanning salon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Provocative Bespoke Telephone

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Insane Dysfunction

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Medicated spruce athletic conference striped hyena

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Rusted ape

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: lascivious police squad preventive strike

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Yellow wild rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Maize Jap

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Maize Jap

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Dead Aqua Indirect Expression Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Cerise seedy house

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Maize Jap

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: 

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Maize Jap

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Cerise seedy house

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: brilliant brunch

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Cracking sienna sex offender faggotry

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Primrose therapy

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Stubborn Casino Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: 180 buck-toothed hairy legs locus

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: flatulent swashbuckling goal in life area

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  Light

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: outnumbered

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: dark apoplectic principal's office scourge upon the earth

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: judgmental water buffalo kitty

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Topaz cruel-hearted toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: chestnut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo office

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Thriller meetinghouse

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating institution

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Vibrant infuriating headpube

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  magical

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  slap-happy goyim elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Cream cuck

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Topaz cruel-hearted toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: charcoal roast beef

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  yarmulke

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: charismatic dingle berry

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: 

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Primrose therapy

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: maroon floppy station

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Topaz cruel-hearted toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Black exhilarant masturbator gaping

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Arousing Death Wish Senate

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: At-the-ready Pervert

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Plum Talented

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready Pervert

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated associate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: judgmental water buffalo kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Obsidian balding volcanic crater

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: charismatic dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: turquoise macaca

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Sooty Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: slate depressive gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Idiotic

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: gaped dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: judgmental water buffalo kitty

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author:  kitty cat hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: lilac friendly grandma

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: tan parlour travel guidebook

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  boistinker

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: slate depressive gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: carnelian stock car

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: coral nofapping foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: pink excitant idiot hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  fat ankles

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: At-the-ready Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: orchid mental disorder knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: alcoholic

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: poppy metal

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: alcoholic

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  circlehead

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  circlehead

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Frum Crotch

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  circlehead

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: drunken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: orchid mental disorder knife

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: gaped dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Bull Headed Shrine

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Primrose therapy

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Flirting background story

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Flirting background story

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  bbw

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Topaz cruel-hearted toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Stubborn Casino Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  abusive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Stubborn Casino Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Flirting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: alcoholic mediation

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Flirting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Flirting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Flirting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  autistic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  lemon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: hateful grizzly really tough guy cuckoldry

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: iridescent blathering

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: alcoholic mediation

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: violent box office main people

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Painfully honest affirmative action

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Offensive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: nubile purple messiness

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: drunken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Henna gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  bbw

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: hateful grizzly really tough guy cuckoldry

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  roommate

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: lime church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Mischievous cruise ship clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Know-it-all gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Startled



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Bipolar voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: harsh fear-inspiring persian genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  crystalline

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: tantric burgundy

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  Ungodly

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Pale space

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  ladyboy

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  ladyboy

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Erotic antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  Ocher Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Duck-like

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: alcoholic

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Lake

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Erotic antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author:  crimson



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Erotic antidepressant drug

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed irate reading party round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: bonkers selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Jade Jewess Windowlicker

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: lilac friendly grandma

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  Ocher Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Duck-like

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: pink excitant idiot hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Clear mexican

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author:  candlestick maker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Flirting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: coiffed trust fund

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Erotic antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Sexy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Mauve Becky

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Gay boyish rehab alpha

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed irate reading party round eye

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: chestnut

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author:  ladyboy

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: vigorous digit ratio shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2/#49533771)