\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
fantasy-prone burgundy ticket booth
  04/07/15
Please solve peace in the Middle East. Thank
splenetic theater stage boistinker
  04/07/15
...
yellow dilemma clown
  04/07/15
...
Stimulating pit dopamine
  04/07/15
...
passionate national
  04/08/15
...
aquamarine market
  04/08/15
...
Cyan Costumed Lettuce Mediation
  04/08/15
...
Useless Nofapping Resort
  04/08/15
...
floppy step-uncle's house
  04/08/15
Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push ...
floppy step-uncle's house
  04/08/15
...
vigorous chad hospital
  04/08/15
*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together* *se...
floppy step-uncle's house
  04/08/15
lol
Cyan Costumed Lettuce Mediation
  04/08/15
...
Aggressive sapphire cruise ship
  01/31/24
...
vigorous chad hospital
  04/08/15
...
passionate national
  04/08/15
Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on thi...
Scarlet school
  04/08/15
Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three ...
Boyish property gaping
  04/08/15
...
hyperventilating deranged crackhouse
  04/27/15
where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
embarrassed to the bone razzle water buffalo idiot
  04/08/15
...
Insane Weed Whacker Quadroon
  10/23/17
...
Multi-colored soggy candlestick maker
  10/17/23
P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficie...
orange hyperactive boltzmann indirect expression
  04/08/15
...
vigorous chad hospital
  04/08/15
*shudders*
Mischievous Green Kitchen
  04/08/15
...
provocative violent library
  05/08/15
GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Endurin...
titillating police squad hissy fit
  09/27/17
(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))
brass area prole
  01/12/23
...
Sepia center
  01/12/23
...
Multi-colored soggy candlestick maker
  10/17/23
...
Wonderful whorehouse
  04/08/15
...
Elite pearly base
  04/08/15
...
exciting bearded plaza
  04/08/15
...
chocolate cerebral point trust fund
  04/08/15
...
Rose beta institution
  04/11/15
...
gaped gay cuckoldry
  04/11/15
...
Bronze friendly grandma university
  04/27/15
...
floppy step-uncle's house
  05/05/15
...
provocative violent library
  05/08/15
...
splenetic theater stage boistinker
  05/29/15
...
Emerald galvanic ceo death wish
  12/18/15
...
passionate national
  12/18/15
...
passionate national
  12/18/16
Lol
Crusty theater
  12/18/16
...
passionate national
  08/16/17
...
erotic school cafeteria personal credit line
  06/30/21
...
Stimulating pit dopamine
  07/01/21
...
gaped gay cuckoldry
  11/10/21
...
Bateful Charcoal Kitty Principal's Office
  10/04/22
...
walnut old irish cottage
  01/12/23
...
gaped gay cuckoldry
  01/12/23
...
talking abode liquid oxygen
  10/12/23
...
vermilion den pervert
  10/12/23
...
gaped gay cuckoldry
  10/17/23
...
lemon cracking toilet seat
  10/25/23
...
metal soul-stirring native yarmulke
  04/28/16
...
gaped gay cuckoldry
  01/31/24
180^180 find
yellow dilemma clown
  04/07/15
...
gaped gay cuckoldry
  04/07/15
odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
Sable Drunken Public Bath Psychic
  04/07/15
100%. no lackey would write like this.
yellow dilemma clown
  04/07/15
...
Hateful coiffed temple digit ratio
  04/08/15
...
aquamarine market
  04/08/15
rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy si...
Diverse Regret
  04/08/15
Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually doe...
Hairraiser ultramarine son of senegal
  04/08/15
initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
pink ungodly gay wizard
  04/11/15
This makes it funnier
lemon cracking toilet seat
  07/22/21
0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
sick razzmatazz stage karate
  04/11/15
chilling
iridescent stag film
  04/08/15
180
Cyan Costumed Lettuce Mediation
  04/08/15
epic find and on point
Submissive orchestra pit
  04/08/15
...
vigorous chad hospital
  04/08/15
Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
Insane Weed Whacker Quadroon
  04/08/15
Will do. Thank.
Arousing unholy marketing idea mexican
  04/08/15
Associate emails secretary for some help: "AUTOMATI...
Primrose adventurous nursing home
  04/08/15
lol, lashonda
Mauve Alcoholic Roommate
  04/08/15
Holy Fuck
floppy step-uncle's house
  04/08/15
...
Bull headed giraffe
  04/08/15
this is pretty much what would happen IRL
Sable Drunken Public Bath Psychic
  04/08/15
...
smoky laser beams
  04/08/15
...
Jade affirmative action
  04/08/15
laughing out loud in my office reading this one
chocolate cerebral point trust fund
  04/08/15
...
comical church building keepsake machete
  04/08/15
...
supple double fault fat ankles
  04/27/15
...
erotic school cafeteria personal credit line
  05/09/15
...
laughsome mental disorder faggotry
  01/12/22
...
gaped gay cuckoldry
  10/17/23
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
Thank you for thinking of me.
Bull headed giraffe
  04/08/15
One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both S...
Bull headed giraffe
  04/08/15
...
cream racy hairy legs
  04/08/15
Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully ex...
gold disgusting office hunting ground
  12/18/16
lol xoxo Franks "General Tommy Franks, who led both ...
Primrose adventurous nursing home
  04/08/15
...
Bull headed giraffe
  04/08/15
lol
Useless Nofapping Resort
  04/08/15
Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&am...
Boyish property gaping
  04/08/15
the emphasis is a little more entertaining: Franks ROUTIN...
flesh lascivious brunch newt
  04/11/15
cr
Boyish property gaping
  04/17/15
...
odious jap menage
  05/08/15
Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subjec...
Stubborn Pearl Ape
  04/08/15
...
Useless Nofapping Resort
  04/08/15
...
aquamarine market
  04/08/15
It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style...
Primrose adventurous nursing home
  04/08/15
Cr
Stubborn Pearl Ape
  04/08/15
...
Pea-brained brilliant juggernaut station
  04/08/15
...
yellow dilemma clown
  04/08/15
...
appetizing bespoke organic girlfriend circlehead
  04/08/15
...
turquoise charismatic lay
  04/11/15
...
thriller set
  01/18/17
...
vermilion den pervert
  09/27/17
...
Multi-colored soggy candlestick maker
  10/17/23
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you'...
Seedy useless brakes dog poop
  04/08/15
& he's almost as proliferous. in that morris doc abo...
Pea-brained brilliant juggernaut station
  04/08/15
So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.
aquamarine market
  04/08/15
dope
Pea-brained brilliant juggernaut station
  04/08/15
...
Cyan Costumed Lettuce Mediation
  04/08/15
...
Thirsty Chartreuse Parlour
  04/08/15
Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of req...
unhinged nudist cuckold
  04/08/15
Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin bos...
Stubborn Pearl Ape
  04/08/15
Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.
floppy step-uncle's house
  04/08/15
Alphas can be faggots too
Stubborn Pearl Ape
  04/08/15
Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...
Underhanded spot philosopher-king
  04/08/15
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sendin...
brass area prole
  01/12/23
It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does...
magical french chef box office
  04/08/15
...
cream racy hairy legs
  04/08/15
protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the empero...
White shrine
  04/08/15
Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite ...
Boyish property gaping
  04/08/15
I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs the...
White shrine
  04/08/15
...
Boyish property gaping
  04/08/15
lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment laws...
Jade affirmative action
  04/08/15
...
talented wagecucks
  04/17/15
Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drive...
cruel-hearted fanboi
  04/08/15
https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&a...
Boyish property gaping
  04/08/15
More direct of a source than I would have thought but still ...
cruel-hearted fanboi
  04/08/15
TO: Joint Chiefs FROM: George W. Bush (heh) SUBJECT: RE: I...
Bearded Sneaky Criminal Immigrant
  04/08/15
Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did....
Boyish property gaping
  04/08/15
i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you w...
Boyish property gaping
  04/11/15
why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?
Boyish property gaping
  04/17/15
...
lemon cracking toilet seat
  10/25/23
Cr
Boyish property gaping
  04/08/15
...
comical church building keepsake machete
  04/08/15
...
fishy scourge upon the earth
  04/11/15
...
erotic school cafeteria personal credit line
  05/12/15
I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and...
know-it-all sooty forum crotch
  01/12/23
Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for
cream racy hairy legs
  04/08/15
That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law sch...
adulterous locus boiling water
  04/08/15
He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to...
Frum claret coldplay fan lodge
  04/08/15
He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/polit...
adulterous locus boiling water
  04/08/15
One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks...
purple home mother
  04/08/15
...
magical french chef box office
  04/08/15
Estimate this man's dick size.
Boyish property gaping
  04/11/15
Holy shit at usurping authority. MANY more details and f...
embarrassed to the bone razzle water buffalo idiot
  04/11/15
He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but o...
purple home mother
  04/17/15
...
mint field
  05/08/15
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
...
Bull headed giraffe
  05/08/15
...
vigorous chad hospital
  04/08/15
April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
fragrant silver rehab reading party
  04/11/15
love the response time
Vivacious drab state
  04/11/15
...
cocky bat shit crazy address puppy
  04/17/15
...
Boyish property gaping
  04/17/15
...
slimy brethren
  04/18/15
...
Azure gas station telephone
  05/08/15
This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administra...
abusive cordovan roast beef
  04/27/15
...
passionate national
  05/08/15
...
Submissive orchestra pit
  05/08/15
...
Azure gas station telephone
  05/08/15
Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock a...
erotic school cafeteria personal credit line
  05/08/15
CRIMINALLY underrated.
Aggressive sapphire cruise ship
  05/09/15
...
slimy brethren
  05/09/15
...
splenetic theater stage boistinker
  05/29/15
...
erotic school cafeteria personal credit line
  08/18/15
...
erotic school cafeteria personal credit line
  10/23/15
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
...
passionate national
  07/15/15
...
passionate national
  08/01/15
This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with ...
cobalt indian lodge
  08/01/15
once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)
passionate national
  12/18/15
...
erotic school cafeteria personal credit line
  12/18/15
Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I ca...
Slippery Wrinkle Shitlib
  12/18/15
...
smoky laser beams
  02/16/16
Check you emails.
autistic excitant legend hell
  02/16/16
...
passionate national
  03/12/16
...
yapping bossy nowag
  03/12/16
...
greedy corner
  04/27/16
...
passionate national
  04/27/16
...
cobalt indian lodge
  12/18/16
...
smoky laser beams
  01/18/17
Where are we on the Pakistan problem?
thriller set
  01/18/17
...
Histrionic national security agency
  02/08/17
...
passionate national
  04/05/17
...
passionate national
  09/27/17
...
cobalt indian lodge
  10/23/17
To: Paul Wolfowitz CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone From:...
grizzly offensive windowlicker stead
  01/24/18
...
Flirting Idiotic House Codepig
  02/28/20
...
aromatic shaky bbw
  01/12/22
lmao
laughsome mental disorder faggotry
  01/12/22
Lmao
know-it-all sooty forum crotch
  01/12/23
plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I ask...
copper elastic band garrison
  01/31/18
This is an amazing thread.
maniacal milky half-breed
  03/01/18
...
cobalt indian lodge
  09/14/18
...
passionate national
  02/28/20
180
Dashing tattoo
  02/28/20
...
carnelian factory reset button church
  11/19/20
...
carnelian factory reset button church
  12/16/20
...
Stirring Light Location Love Of Her Life
  03/17/21
...
turquoise charismatic lay
  06/02/21
...
passionate national
  06/30/21
...
turquoise charismatic lay
  07/01/21
...
carnelian factory reset button church
  07/22/21
rip colin powell
Beady-eyed Plum Business Firm Mad Cow Disease
  10/18/21
...
passionate national
  01/12/23
Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so ...
walnut old irish cottage
  01/12/23
...
aphrodisiac slate ratface
  07/18/24
https://i.imgur.com/EXZ8W9B.png
Big infuriating fortuitous meteor
  05/31/23
...
Exhilarant startled cumskin
  10/25/23
...
honey-headed very tactful messiness
  10/12/23
...
aromatic shaky bbw
  01/27/25
...
Reinhard Heydrich Uunona
  11/26/25
...
Candy Ride
  11/26/25
...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  11/26/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: fantasy-prone burgundy ticket booth

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645333)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: splenetic theater stage boistinker

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645403)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: yellow dilemma clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645442)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Stimulating pit dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645452)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645857)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: aquamarine market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645878)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Cyan Costumed Lettuce Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645909)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Useless Nofapping Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645917)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: floppy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645927)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: floppy step-uncle's house

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645931)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: vigorous chad hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645957)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: floppy step-uncle's house

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645965)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Cyan Costumed Lettuce Mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645968)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Aggressive sapphire cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#47352048)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: vigorous chad hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646000)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646299)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Scarlet school

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647558)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Boyish property gaping

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649503)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: hyperventilating deranged crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769448)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone razzle water buffalo idiot

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649714)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Insane Weed Whacker Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34507376)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored soggy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949273)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: orange hyperactive boltzmann indirect expression

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646470)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: vigorous chad hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649603)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Mischievous Green Kitchen

*shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649722)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: provocative violent library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27849756)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: titillating police squad hissy fit

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34306835)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: brass area prole

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778679)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Sepia center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778725)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored soggy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949274)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Wonderful whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647567)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Elite pearly base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649374)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: exciting bearded plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649593)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: chocolate cerebral point trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650237)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Rose beta institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669868)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: gaped gay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670067)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Bronze friendly grandma university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769355)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: floppy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27830050)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: provocative violent library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27849748)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: splenetic theater stage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27989232)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Emerald galvanic ceo death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29406936)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29407305)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170922)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Crusty theater

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170942)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34007233)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: erotic school cafeteria personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42711900)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Stimulating pit dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42714882)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: gaped gay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43416271)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Bateful Charcoal Kitty Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45279206)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: walnut old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778736)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: gaped gay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778738)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: talking abode liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46928189)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: vermilion den pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46928216)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: gaped gay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949268)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: lemon cracking toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46981193)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: metal soul-stirring native yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30362673)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: gaped gay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#47352046)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: yellow dilemma clown

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645342)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: gaped gay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645376)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Sable Drunken Public Bath Psychic

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645426)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: yellow dilemma clown

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645448)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Hateful coiffed temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649376)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: aquamarine market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645880)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Diverse Regret

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647193)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser ultramarine son of senegal

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650849)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: pink ungodly gay wizard

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669864)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: lemon cracking toilet seat

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42822912)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: sick razzmatazz stage karate

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670126)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: iridescent stag film

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645898)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Cyan Costumed Lettuce Mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645916)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Submissive orchestra pit

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645961)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: vigorous chad hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646001)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Insane Weed Whacker Quadroon

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27645983)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Arousing unholy marketing idea mexican

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646005)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Primrose adventurous nursing home

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646045)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Mauve Alcoholic Roommate

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646053)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: floppy step-uncle's house

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646055)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Bull headed giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646059)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Sable Drunken Public Bath Psychic

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646270)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: smoky laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649386)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Jade affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649736)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: chocolate cerebral point trust fund

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650251)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: comical church building keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650265)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: supple double fault fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769402)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: erotic school cafeteria personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27854561)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: laughsome mental disorder faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43769860)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: gaped gay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949270)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463308)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Bull headed giraffe

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646031)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Bull headed giraffe

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646025)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: cream racy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646182)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: gold disgusting office hunting ground

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170344)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Primrose adventurous nursing home

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646046)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Bull headed giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646049)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Useless Nofapping Resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646054)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Boyish property gaping

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647189)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: flesh lascivious brunch newt

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670042)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Boyish property gaping

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710630)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: odious jap menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27847116)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Stubborn Pearl Ape

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646066)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Useless Nofapping Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646072)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: aquamarine market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646074)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Primrose adventurous nursing home

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646079)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Stubborn Pearl Ape

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646105)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Pea-brained brilliant juggernaut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646218)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: yellow dilemma clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646155)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: appetizing bespoke organic girlfriend circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650259)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: turquoise charismatic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670017)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: thriller set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32401148)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: vermilion den pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34306543)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored soggy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46949279)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463313)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Seedy useless brakes dog poop

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646109)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained brilliant juggernaut station

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646197)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: aquamarine market

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646202)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Pea-brained brilliant juggernaut station

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646209)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Cyan Costumed Lettuce Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27648975)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Thirsty Chartreuse Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27646250)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: unhinged nudist cuckold

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27647599)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Stubborn Pearl Ape

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649080)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: floppy step-uncle's house

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649089)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Stubborn Pearl Ape

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649171)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Underhanded spot philosopher-king

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650714)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463314)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: brass area prole

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778706)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: magical french chef box office

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649194)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: cream racy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649365)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: White shrine

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649377)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Boyish property gaping

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649396)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: White shrine

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649405)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Boyish property gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649414)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Jade affirmative action

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649757)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: talented wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27711000)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted fanboi

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649539)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Boyish property gaping

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649693)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: cruel-hearted fanboi

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649879)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Bearded Sneaky Criminal Immigrant

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650035)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Boyish property gaping

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650343)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Boyish property gaping

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669870)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Boyish property gaping

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710635)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: lemon cracking toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46981231)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Boyish property gaping

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649391)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: comical church building keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650272)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: fishy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669998)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: erotic school cafeteria personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27878618)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: know-it-all sooty forum crotch

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778731)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: cream racy hairy legs

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649370)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: adulterous locus boiling water

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649519)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Frum claret coldplay fan lodge

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649769)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: adulterous locus boiling water

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649708)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: purple home mother

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27649924)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: magical french chef box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650909)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Boyish property gaping

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669810)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone razzle water buffalo idiot

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670193)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: purple home mother

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710510)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: mint field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851709)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463319)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Bull headed giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851698)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: vigorous chad hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27650263)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: fragrant silver rehab reading party

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27669994)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Vivacious drab state

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27670055)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: cocky bat shit crazy address puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710471)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Boyish property gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27710640)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: slimy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27711174)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Azure gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851437)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: abusive cordovan roast beef

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27769352)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27847114)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Submissive orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27849726)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Azure gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851424)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: erotic school cafeteria personal credit line

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27851765)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Aggressive sapphire cruise ship

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27854733)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: slimy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27856606)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: splenetic theater stage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#27989251)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: erotic school cafeteria personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#28573915)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: erotic school cafeteria personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29029487)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49464215)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#28337702)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#28456516)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: cobalt indian lodge

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#28456573)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: passionate national

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29407308)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: erotic school cafeteria personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29406604)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Slippery Wrinkle Shitlib

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29407564)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: smoky laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29843822)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: autistic excitant legend hell

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#29843863)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30037755)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: yapping bossy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30037768)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: greedy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30362150)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#30362240)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: cobalt indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32170273)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: smoky laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32401140)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: thriller set

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32401153)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Histrionic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32577548)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#32996983)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34306526)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: cobalt indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#34507269)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: grizzly offensive windowlicker stead

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#35228655)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Flirting Idiotic House Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#39668743)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: aromatic shaky bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43769855)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: laughsome mental disorder faggotry

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43769858)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: know-it-all sooty forum crotch

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778734)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: copper elastic band garrison

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#35288872)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: maniacal milky half-breed

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#35517892)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: cobalt indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#36809589)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#39668539)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Dashing tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#39668777)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: carnelian factory reset button church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#41394435)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: carnelian factory reset button church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#41564033)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: Stirring Light Location Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42119664)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: turquoise charismatic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42565542)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42711914)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: turquoise charismatic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42714853)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: carnelian factory reset button church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#42822849)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Plum Business Firm Mad Cow Disease

rip colin powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#43289786)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: passionate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778659)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: walnut old irish cottage

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#45778737)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: aphrodisiac slate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#47860756)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Big infuriating fortuitous meteor

https://i.imgur.com/EXZ8W9B.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46373918)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant startled cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46981225)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: honey-headed very tactful messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#46928183)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: aromatic shaky bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#48594017)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463264)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463285)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2/#49463459)