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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: charcoal twinkling uncleanness It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: gay yapping resort international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Dark Arrogant Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Marvelous Fishy Plaza Gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: judgmental brunch background story did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: talented dun newt karate "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Bespoke address (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Poppy pontificating place of business "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Cowardly Laughsome Mood Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Brass sanctuary people who are hurt (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: charcoal twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: electric gay wizard piazza who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: charcoal twinkling uncleanness Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: electric gay wizard piazza whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: charcoal twinkling uncleanness CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Turquoise hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: federal fortuitous meteor 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Stimulating Dysfunction "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Turquoise hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Dashing Gas Station Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49335487) |