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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
coral spot mad cow disease
  12/29/15
b!
vivacious cheese-eating boltzmann
  12/29/15
C
Curious theater shitlib
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Appetizing burgundy station
  12/29/15
c
boyish dilemma
  12/29/15
a
Mauve Jet-lagged Institution Love Of Her Life
  12/29/15
a
cyan hyperventilating potus
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
vivacious cheese-eating boltzmann
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
coral spot mad cow disease
  12/29/15
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Appetizing burgundy station
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
vivacious cheese-eating boltzmann
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Very Tactful Pit Faggot Firefighter
  12/29/15
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Appetizing burgundy station
  12/29/15
?
Very Tactful Pit Faggot Firefighter
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Appetizing burgundy station
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
coral spot mad cow disease
  12/29/15
...
Appetizing burgundy station
  12/29/15
c for sure
Very Tactful Pit Faggot Firefighter
  12/29/15
C
cyan hyperventilating potus
  12/29/15
c
Balding resort rigor
  12/29/15
Xo
Curious theater shitlib
  12/29/15
chaturbate
laughsome address dog poop
  12/30/15
C!
vivacious cheese-eating boltzmann
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
vivacious cheese-eating boltzmann
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
dun sex offender cruise ship
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Appetizing burgundy station
  12/29/15
...
Curious theater shitlib
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Balding resort rigor
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
drunken bisexual plaza
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Mahogany range headpube
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Very Tactful Pit Faggot Firefighter
  12/29/15
...
mustard metal immigrant
  12/30/15
...
Appetizing burgundy station
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
supple alcoholic principal's office kitty cat
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
coral spot mad cow disease
  12/30/15
2
Mahogany range headpube
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
supple alcoholic principal's office kitty cat
  12/30/15
police
laughsome address dog poop
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1
cyan hyperventilating potus
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Curious theater shitlib
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Curious theater shitlib
  01/02/16
4 and 180
Balding resort rigor
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Balding resort rigor
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...
Curious theater shitlib
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
Diverse bbw hell
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Dashing mediation police squad
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: coral spot mad cow disease

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: vivacious cheese-eating boltzmann

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Curious theater shitlib

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Appetizing burgundy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: boyish dilemma

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Mauve Jet-lagged Institution Love Of Her Life

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: cyan hyperventilating potus

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: vivacious cheese-eating boltzmann

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: coral spot mad cow disease

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Appetizing burgundy station



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: vivacious cheese-eating boltzmann

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Very Tactful Pit Faggot Firefighter

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Appetizing burgundy station



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Very Tactful Pit Faggot Firefighter

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Appetizing burgundy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: coral spot mad cow disease

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Appetizing burgundy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Very Tactful Pit Faggot Firefighter

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: cyan hyperventilating potus

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Balding resort rigor

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Curious theater shitlib

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: laughsome address dog poop

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: vivacious cheese-eating boltzmann

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: vivacious cheese-eating boltzmann

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: dun sex offender cruise ship

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Appetizing burgundy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Curious theater shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Balding resort rigor

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: drunken bisexual plaza

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Mahogany range headpube

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Very Tactful Pit Faggot Firefighter

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: mustard metal immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Appetizing burgundy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: supple alcoholic principal's office kitty cat

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: coral spot mad cow disease

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Mahogany range headpube

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: supple alcoholic principal's office kitty cat

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: laughsome address dog poop

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: cyan hyperventilating potus

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Curious theater shitlib

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Curious theater shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Balding resort rigor

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Balding resort rigor

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Curious theater shitlib



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Diverse bbw hell

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Dashing mediation police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Elite Racy Home Affirmative Action

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Unholy Den Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#41284137)