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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Deep telephone
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Alcoholic forum
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
cerebral heaven cumskin
  01/26/16
jesus no...
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swollen place of business church building
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impertinent shrine
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  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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Dashing shaky cruise ship
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Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
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violet ticket booth
  01/25/16
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filthy lemon den idiot
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Deep telephone
  01/26/16
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Ivory Address Sandwich
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  01/24/18
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Alcoholic forum
  01/26/16
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Turquoise Sweet Tailpipe Background Story
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milky pontificating indian lodge
  05/04/24
ruthless.
mustard zombie-like azn center
  01/25/16
Brutal
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Gay dilemma quadroon
  10/27/17
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Galvanic Pistol
  01/25/16
toxic
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Ruby violent codepig mediation
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Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
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insecure 180 old irish cottage piazza
  01/25/16
damnit
Passionate Stage
  01/25/16
...
swollen place of business church building
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
jfc
Provocative amber voyeur
  01/25/16
Cr edit
swollen place of business church building
  01/25/16
...
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Provocative amber voyeur
  01/25/16
Cr
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
hm
Titillating site death wish
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
wait
Fuchsia menage
  01/25/16
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Alcoholic forum
  01/26/16
...
spectacular messiness
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Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Flesh cuck
  01/25/16
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Underhanded half-breed rehab
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
mustard zombie-like azn center
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Provocative amber voyeur
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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Fuchsia menage
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Passionate Stage
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
insecure 180 old irish cottage piazza
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Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
medicated arousing hairy legs
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/25/16
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Abusive seedy locus
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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Galvanic Pistol
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violet ticket booth
  01/25/16
damn
brilliant casino puppy
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  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
anal lascivious giraffe scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
filthy lemon den idiot
  01/25/16
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swollen place of business church building
  01/25/16
Lmao
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
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Alcoholic forum
  01/26/16
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Racy Useless School Cafeteria
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  03/16/20
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very tactful space internal respiration
  10/13/23
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honey-headed glittery legend mexican
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Passionate Stage
  01/25/16
ouch
bateful out-of-control resort
  01/26/16
poison
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  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle jet turdskin
  01/26/16
180
Deep telephone
  01/26/16
...
Fuchsia menage
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
carnelian rough-skinned library
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
talented patrolman
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Alcoholic forum
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
brilliant casino puppy
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Irradiated stage cuckoldry
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
disgusting copper principal's office
  01/26/16
RIP brother
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Ivory Address Sandwich
  08/12/19
180
cerebral heaven cumskin
  01/26/16
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Ivory Address Sandwich
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Zippy home corn cake
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Histrionic orchestra pit laser beams
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Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Magical base
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Magical base
  02/02/16
...
electric violent coffee pot
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Geriatric theater
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Boyish garrison
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
165
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  12/17/16
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  01/03/17
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toxic
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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  07/08/17
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heady parlor ceo
  10/27/17
mother of god
Indecent hell jewess
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  10/27/17
JFC
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  12/26/17
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White Box Office
  02/20/18
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  08/09/19
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  09/26/21
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  07/28/25
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
concupiscible harsh field liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Low-t lettuce
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
violet ticket booth
  01/25/16
...
filthy lemon den idiot
  01/25/16
...
bisexual fragrant institution
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
toxic
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Flushed Exhilarant House
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
medicated arousing hairy legs
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
medicated arousing hairy legs
  01/25/16
TY bro
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
filthy lemon den idiot
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
rambunctious lay
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Gay dilemma quadroon
  10/27/17
...
crawly church stain
  10/27/17
...
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  05/24/18
...
vigorous submissive knife persian
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
multi-colored cream gaming laptop hall
  10/27/17
credited advice
White Box Office
  05/24/18
even more toxic
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
floppy frisky police squad state
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Bipolar elastic band
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
medicated arousing hairy legs
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
lol
dun erotic step-uncle's house doctorate
  06/01/17
...
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Deep telephone
  01/26/16
...
very tactful space internal respiration
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
anal lascivious giraffe scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
anal lascivious giraffe scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
anal lascivious giraffe scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
anal lascivious giraffe scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
anal lascivious giraffe scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
Lmao
bat-shit-crazy tantric lodge fortuitous meteor
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Provocative amber voyeur
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
lmao true
brilliant casino puppy
  01/25/16
...
Fuchsia menage
  01/26/16
...
very tactful space internal respiration
  12/26/17
Haha
Vivacious Flickering Parlour Queen Of The Night
  03/19/20
...
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
insecure 180 old irish cottage piazza
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
carnelian rough-skinned library
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
rambunctious lay
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
charismatic chrome genital piercing
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Marvelous Bearded Shitlib Hospital
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
multi-colored cream gaming laptop hall
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
godawful aromatic locale mad cow disease
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
swashbuckling metal jew antidepressant drug
  06/03/19
oh no
Irradiated stage cuckoldry
  08/08/19
LOL
Odious mint set idea he suggested
  03/16/20
JFC
vigorous submissive knife persian
  03/19/20
Update?
fear-inspiring gay wizard
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
contagious sanctuary
  01/25/16
...
Dashing shaky cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic orchestra pit laser beams
  05/19/16
...
spectacular messiness
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Brass public bath
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
insecure 180 old irish cottage piazza
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Brass public bath
  01/26/16
Cr
insecure 180 old irish cottage piazza
  01/26/16
...
Alcoholic forum
  01/26/16
...
Alcoholic forum
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Brass public bath
  01/26/16
...
concupiscible harsh field liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Ultramarine Blathering Crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Ultramarine Blathering Crackhouse
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Hairraiser Unhinged Masturbator
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
motley chapel deer antler
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Navy point partner
  01/26/16
...
sexy unholy community account affirmative action
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Deep telephone
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Fuchsia menage
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Provocative amber voyeur
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Navy point partner
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Hairraiser Unhinged Masturbator
  01/26/16
...
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  01/16/19
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Vivacious Flickering Parlour Queen Of The Night
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sexy unholy community account affirmative action
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Histrionic orchestra pit laser beams
  03/28/16
...
big pit mental disorder
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
wonderful skinny woman
  01/26/16
...
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Flushed Exhilarant House
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
cerebral heaven cumskin
  01/26/16
...
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...
Fuchsia menage
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Bipolar elastic band
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
sable water buffalo
  04/04/16
...
grizzly stimulating fat ankles marketing idea
  03/15/17
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...
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  09/26/21
...
multi-colored cream gaming laptop hall
  01/26/16
...
Fuchsia menage
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Brass public bath
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Fuchsia menage
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
Brass public bath
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Brass public bath
  01/26/16
...
insecure 180 old irish cottage piazza
  01/26/16
...
medicated arousing hairy legs
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
disgusting copper principal's office
  01/26/16
Describe
Brass public bath
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
disgusting copper principal's office
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Brass public bath
  01/26/16
...
Fuchsia menage
  01/26/16
...
medicated arousing hairy legs
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
disgusting copper principal's office
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Provocative amber voyeur
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
disgusting copper principal's office
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
heady parlor ceo
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Ivory Address Sandwich
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
disgusting copper principal's office
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
carnelian rough-skinned library
  01/26/16
Fuck
heady parlor ceo
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
spectacular messiness
  01/26/16
cq's!
brilliant casino puppy
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
disgusting copper principal's office
  01/26/16
...
vigorous submissive knife persian
  03/19/20
...
grizzly stimulating fat ankles marketing idea
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Light house-broken becky
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Flushed Exhilarant House
  01/26/16
except for your autism
concupiscible harsh field liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
...
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
...
White Box Office
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Flushed Exhilarant House
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
medicated arousing hairy legs
  01/26/16
...
Ivory Address Sandwich
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Flushed Exhilarant House
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Navy point partner
  01/26/16
...
sexy unholy community account affirmative action
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Navy point partner
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disgusting copper principal's office
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
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do u love it
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
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Racy Useless School Cafeteria
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
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disgusting copper principal's office
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
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carnelian rough-skinned library
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...
disgusting copper principal's office
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disgusting copper principal's office
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carnelian rough-skinned library
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
disgusting copper principal's office
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Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
carnelian rough-skinned library
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
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carnelian rough-skinned library
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180 twist
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carnelian rough-skinned library
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Ivory Address Sandwich
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
carnelian rough-skinned library
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Ivory Address Sandwich
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
carnelian rough-skinned library
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Ivory Address Sandwich
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
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180
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...
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what the fuck was in this?
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
spectacular messiness
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... ...
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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heady parlor ceo
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...
spectacular messiness
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Red chad famous landscape painting
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Jfc
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
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I hate this thread so fucking much
Apoplectic Milk
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I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Exciting Business Firm
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Dark candlestick maker
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Dark candlestick maker
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Navy point partner
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Dark candlestick maker
  01/17/19
...
heady parlor ceo
  04/08/19
...
well-lubricated juggernaut
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
stirring whorehouse national security agency
  04/09/19
...
Dark candlestick maker
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
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  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Racy Useless School Cafeteria
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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...
spectacular messiness
  08/08/19
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Boyish garrison
  06/03/19
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  06/03/19
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cerebral heaven cumskin
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Deep telephone

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic forum

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Galvanic Pistol

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Flesh cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Passionate Stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: swollen place of business church building

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage

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Author: Alcoholic forum



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Flesh cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Underhanded half-breed rehab



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: mustard zombie-like azn center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: mustard zombie-like azn center

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed haunted graveyard



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Passionate Stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: insecure 180 old irish cottage piazza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: medicated arousing hairy legs

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Purple Bossy Brunch

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679796)



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Author: Abusive seedy locus



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Galvanic Pistol



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Author: brilliant casino puppy

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Smoky self-centered area hunting ground

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: filthy lemon den idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Passionate Stage

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: bateful out-of-control resort

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: diverse dysfunction

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Deep telephone

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: talented patrolman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Irradiated stage cuckoldry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: very tactful space internal respiration



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Zippy home corn cake

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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Magical base

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Magical base

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740482)



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Author: electric violent coffee pot



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Geriatric theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Boyish garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: tripping trailer park nowag

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed haunted graveyard



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: heady parlor ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Indecent hell jewess

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Bistre adventurous generalized bond

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: supple maniacal market

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: stirring whorehouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: plum painfully honest hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: White Box Office

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: yellow goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Effete useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: big pit mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: sapphire location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: vibrant gas station

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: concupiscible harsh field liquid oxygen

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Low-t lettuce

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: violet ticket booth

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: filthy lemon den idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: bisexual fragrant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Flushed Exhilarant House

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: medicated arousing hairy legs

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: medicated arousing hairy legs

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: filthy lemon den idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: rambunctious lay

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Gay dilemma quadroon

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: crawly church stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: vigorous submissive knife persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: multi-colored cream gaming laptop hall

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: White Box Office

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: floppy frisky police squad state

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Bipolar elastic band

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: medicated arousing hairy legs

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: dun erotic step-uncle's house doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Deep telephone

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: very tactful space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: anal lascivious giraffe scourge upon the earth

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: anal lascivious giraffe scourge upon the earth

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: anal lascivious giraffe scourge upon the earth

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: anal lascivious giraffe scourge upon the earth

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: anal lascivious giraffe scourge upon the earth

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy tantric lodge fortuitous meteor

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Fuchsia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: very tactful space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Flickering Parlour Queen Of The Night

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: insecure 180 old irish cottage piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: rambunctious lay

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: charismatic chrome genital piercing

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Marvelous Bearded Shitlib Hospital

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: multi-colored cream gaming laptop hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: godawful aromatic locale mad cow disease

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling metal jew antidepressant drug

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Irradiated stage cuckoldry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Odious mint set idea he suggested

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: vigorous submissive knife persian

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: fear-inspiring gay wizard

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: contagious sanctuary

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit laser beams



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: spectacular messiness



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Brass public bath

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: insecure 180 old irish cottage piazza

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Brass public bath

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: insecure 180 old irish cottage piazza

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Brass public bath

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: concupiscible harsh field liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Ultramarine Blathering Crackhouse

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine Blathering Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Unhinged Masturbator

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: motley chapel deer antler

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Navy point partner

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: sexy unholy community account affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Deep telephone

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Fuchsia menage

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Navy point partner

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Unhinged Masturbator

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Laughsome feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Vivacious Flickering Parlour Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: cerebral heaven cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: sexy unholy community account affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: big pit mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: wonderful skinny woman

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Flushed Exhilarant House

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: cerebral heaven cumskin

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz avocado abode personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Bipolar elastic band

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: sable water buffalo

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: grizzly stimulating fat ankles marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: silver soul-stirring pozpig

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: sapphire location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: multi-colored cream gaming laptop hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Brass public bath

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Brass public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Brass public bath

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: insecure 180 old irish cottage piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: medicated arousing hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Brass public bath

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Brass public bath

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: medicated arousing hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: heady parlor ceo

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Ivory Address Sandwich

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: heady parlor ceo

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: spectacular messiness

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: vigorous submissive knife persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: grizzly stimulating fat ankles marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Light house-broken becky

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Flushed Exhilarant House

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: concupiscible harsh field liquid oxygen

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: White Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Flushed Exhilarant House

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: medicated arousing hairy legs

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Ivory Address Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Flushed Exhilarant House

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Navy point partner

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: sexy unholy community account affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: grizzly stimulating fat ankles marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: motley chapel deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Brass public bath

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz avocado abode personal credit line

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Turquoise Sweet Tailpipe Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: blue selfie

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: demanding theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Navy point partner

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Nudist cruel-hearted nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Navy point partner

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Navy point partner

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Hateful aquamarine boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Chest-beating jap

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Passionate Stage

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: heady parlor ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: cerebral heaven cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: medicated arousing hairy legs

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: spectacular messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: sexy unholy community account affirmative action

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: mewling disturbing fanboi school

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Poppy office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Carmine coiffed theater stage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: heady parlor ceo

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Bipolar elastic band

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  cerise native boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Ivory Address Sandwich

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Ivory Address Sandwich

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Ivory Address Sandwich

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Ivory Address Sandwich

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Exciting Business Firm

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Exciting Business Firm

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Ivory Address Sandwich

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Flushed Exhilarant House

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Ivory Address Sandwich

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned library

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  Sepia Tattoo

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Passionate Stage

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: violet ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: vermilion mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: filthy lemon den idiot

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: spectacular messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Magical base

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  blood rage

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: filthy lemon den idiot

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: disgusting copper principal's office

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  blood rage

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Hateful aquamarine boltzmann

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Bipolar elastic band

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit laser beams

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  cerise native boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Elite obsidian round eye therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Fuchsia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  autistic electric furnace temple

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: fear-inspiring gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Fuchsia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: orange ladyboy

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: filthy lemon den idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Navy point partner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: fear-inspiring gay wizard



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Fuchsia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: jet-lagged plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: spectacular messiness

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: brilliant casino puppy

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  blood rage

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Elite obsidian round eye therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: aggressive faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: spectacular messiness

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: brindle

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: multi-colored cream gaming laptop hall

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: orange ladyboy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Red chad famous landscape painting

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: cerebral heaven cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: grizzly stimulating fat ankles marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Elite obsidian round eye therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Thirsty Kitty Cat

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  ocher

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: vigorous submissive knife persian

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: greedy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: slate dragon

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: vigorous submissive knife persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: fighting

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  Main People Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: heady parlor ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: spectacular messiness

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: stirring whorehouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: aqua party of the first part

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: aqua party of the first part

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: aggressive faggot firefighter

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  clown love of her life

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Dashing shaky cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: heady parlor ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  roast beef

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: curious range factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: heady parlor ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: spectacular messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Red chad famous landscape painting

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: spectacular messiness

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic Milk

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Exciting Business Firm

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Dark candlestick maker

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Dark candlestick maker

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Navy point partner

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Dark candlestick maker

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: heady parlor ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: well-lubricated juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: stirring whorehouse national security agency

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Dark candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Dark candlestick maker

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: ungodly spruce toilet seat boiling water

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: spectacular messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Boyish garrison

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Dark candlestick maker

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: cerebral heaven cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Dark candlestick maker

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Dark candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: opaque offensive pocket flask

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  Alpha

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: opaque offensive pocket flask

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: opaque offensive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Navy point partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Navy point partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: spectacular messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Shivering Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: sapphire location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Navy point partner

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Provocative amber voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: fear-inspiring gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  Black Private Investor

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  trump supporter

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Racy Useless School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: heady parlor ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: fear-inspiring gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49136888)